SUCK MY GUMTREE!!!! Hey you Aussie cum-twat.....I know a few beaches that would welcome you too go swiming! One Aussie billabong b|tch comes and tries to spread ((censorship))...is a red-backs dream!!! EAT MY KANGO-ROO!! ~~WORM~~ Bloody-Aussie-twats are the worse!
It occurrs to me, I may have been harsh to you before. So, now I'd like to learn about your homeland. Now that we're all chummy, here's some things I've always wanted to ask, but was afraid to: Do you wear a bra? Did your father only pay attention to you when you played sports? How did you like "Our Bodies, Our Selves"? Do you think eucalyptus is an aphrodisiac? Speaking of which, what do koalas taste like? Is Yahoo just kidding? What is Paul Hogan's favourite position? What does "shrimp on the barbie" mean to you? Do you menstruate on the New Moon? And finally, do you use a fire extinguisher? You know... To sleep... When your beds are burnin'?