Prediction League (2015-16 season)

Recap of Round 5 of Prediction League

The Bosnia and Herzegovina Forum Prediction League wrapped up Round 5 on Sunday. As the season develops, what appears to be the case is that @Sudžuka, the defending champion, has made a pact with the devil, which, in addition to having the ability to make a crossword puzzle where all the terms are current Bosnian teenage footballers with potential, apparently allows him to predict game scores with incredible accuracy.

Sudzuka seems to appreciate his talent more than in the past, "Last year, I won the league and it served as the pretext for an existential crisis due to the effortless nature of the entire undertaking, which took me weeks to recover. But this year, I'm enjoying my domination. I can feel the hate by people like @ABiH12 from hundreds and thousands miles away. Here's my message to you losers: you got nothing on the sausage."

The player currently in second place, @FCBM, feels that his performances have been overlooked. He explains his frustration, "All day I hear sausage this, sausage that, f*ck him. Trts, you might as well suck sausage's sausage with your constant ass kissing." Trts counters, "All I'm doing is acknowleding greatness. The difference in points between me in 6th place and you in 2nd place is smaller than the difference between you and Sudzuka. Think about it! It's Sudzuka's world, and we're all living in it."

Sudzuka adds, "Look, I'm not saying trts is homo, but his fascination with me is getting creepier with every second. If we ever have a forum meetup, I'll make sure trts is not sitting next to me."

@Hadzjia Sven Susic, who's had a disappointing season, puts in all in perspective, "This week, I only got 14 points. You might think I might be down and in a bad mood. But it's the same week where my penis, due to his extraordinary powers, received his American citizenship. That's right, my penis passed the citizenship test and is, by law, a separate person now. He aced the original 13 colonies test. The only mistake he made was that he thought Thomas Jefferson was the first president. But come on, we can forgive Mr. Little Hadzjia. After all, he's a freaking penis. He just got himself a new smart watch, due to trts' recommendation."

@ABiH12, tied with two other players, is hanging on to a playoff spot for now. "It's not supposed to be this way! I'm supposed to be the prediction genius, given that I've been immersed in sports betting ever since I could even walk. The only reason I'm getting any sleep is because I've convinced myself that Sudzuka's run will run out. It will, right? Please tell me it will. I will now go to my room and watch a featherweight fight between two Mexicans in order to forget the embarassment that I'm barely in the playoffs, as of now."

@BosanskiRambo, who claims to be a City fan since 2007 with a straight face, meanwhile is confused about the rules, "Playoffs? What? Who? When? How? What are playoffs? Is that edible? Can you touch it? I will now go and masturbate to pictures of the Croatian MILF president."

So as it stands, Sudzuka dominates, FCBM feels underappreciated, and trts wants Sudzuka to self jinx by repping posts where he praises Sudzuka. Stay tuned for further developments.

 

@trts it would be cool if we would have 'halftime scores' i.e. scores from Saturday games to be calculated on Saturday and presented as HT scores?

 

Round 6 (September 19-20, 2015):

Chelsea vs Arsenal
Manchester City vs West Ham United
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace
Southampton vs Manchester United
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao
Chievo Verona vs Inter
Roma vs Sassuolo

*Since we're already a quarter through the regular season, we will probably take next weekend off and do some Champions League games after that.

 

Good choice of matches ... none of that everton, man shitty, etc etc then real madrid and barca we saw last year almost every round @bosna10 .

 

I'll post the standings this way from now on. Total points and average points per round. For a couple players on the bottom, it's a bit misleading since they missed a round or two. But what it tells us is that the difference between 1st place and 6th place is one correct pick. It also says that you need to continue averaging 20 to be in the playoffs.

1. @Sudžuka 115 (23)
1. @FCBM 107 (21.4)
3. @Bosnian Diamond 104 (20.8)
4. @ABiH12 100 (20)
4. @Nermin Kolašinac 100 (20)
4. @trts 100 (20)
7. @108thLegendary 97 (19.4)
8. @BosanskiRambo 90 (18)
9. @bosna10 84 (16.8)
10. @podrinje 73 (14.6)
10. @BH Fanatico 73 (14.6)
12. @Hadzjia Sven Susic 66 (13.2)
13. @BosnianPapiChulo 62 (12.4)

 

Ok, I'll start taking this seriously now. Better watch out, I'm gonna be like tuka and pass all you bitches when it matters.

 

Settle down whore

 

Last reminders sent.

 

Sending mine tonight.

 

Round 6 (September 19-20, 2015):

@ABiH12:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-3)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-2)
Southampton vs Manchester United (2-2)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (3-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (3-1)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-2)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (1-3)
Roma vs Sassuolo (3-1)

@bosna10:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-2)
Manchester City vs West Ham United(2-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace(1-2)
Southampton vs Manchester United(1-2)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt(1-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin(2-0)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen(2-1)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao(1-0)
Chievo Verona vs Inter(0-1)
Roma vs Sassuolo(2-0)

@FCBM:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-1)
Southampton vs Manchester United (2-1)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-1)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (2-1)
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-1)

@BosanskiRambo:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-2)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-2)
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-1)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (1-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-0)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (1-2)
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-1)

@podrinje:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-0)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-1)
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-0)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-0)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-2)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (1-1)
Roma vs Sassuolo (3-1)

@Bosnian Diamond:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-0)
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-1)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-2)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-1)
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0)

@BosnianPapiChulo:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-0)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-1)
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (3-1)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (1-1)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-1)
Chievo Verona vsInter (0-2)
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0)

@108thLegendary:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-1)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (1-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-0)
Southampton vs Manchester United (0-2)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-0)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (1-1)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (1-2)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (1-1)
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0)

@Nermin Kolašinac:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-0)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-1)
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-0)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-0)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (3-2)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-2)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-1)
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0)

@Sudžuka:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-1)
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-1)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-1)
Roma vs Sassuolo (1-0)

@Hadzjia Sven Susic:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (1-2)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-2)
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-1)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (1-0)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (3-1)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (1-2)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (3-1)
Chievo Verona vsInter (0-2)
Roma vs Sassuolo (3-2)

@trts:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-1)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-1)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (0-1)
Southampton vs Manchester United (0-1)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (3-0)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-0)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-0)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-0)
Roma vs Sassuolo (1-0)

 

He actually sent me a message, saying "2-1, down the line". I had to fill in the scores, haha.

 

FVCK INGOLSTADT!!!!! STUPID CVNTS!!

 

******** you talking about Bro, doesn't vrancic play for them?

 

He plays for Darmstadt

 

Close enough, how many clean sheets did he have?

 

I said that because the scored in the 90 plus minute to win 1-0. If it would have stayed 0-0 I would have gotten 4 points.

 

I think I only scored 3 points today, haha.

 

@Hadzjia Sven Susic nice work with the Slaven Bilić pick

 

Round 6 (September 19-20, 2015):

NOTE: No picks next weekend, but we will pick CL games on September 29.30, which Tuesday and Wednesday after that skipped weekend.

Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-0)
Manchester City vs West Ham United (1-2)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-0)
Southampton vs Manchester United (2-3)
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (0-1)
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-0)
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (3-0)
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (3-1)
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-1)
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-2)

@ABiH12:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-3) 0
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-2) 0
Southampton vs Manchester United (2-2) 0
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (3-1) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (3-1) 3
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1) 3
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-2) 0
Chievo Verona vs Inter (1-3) 3
Roma vs Sassuolo (3-1) 0
Total: 9

@bosna10:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-2) 0
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-2) 0
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2) 3
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (1-1) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-0) 5
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1) 3
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-0) 3
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-1) 5
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0) 0
Total: 19

@FCBM:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1) 3
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-1) 3
Southampton vs Manchester United (2-1) 0
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-1) 3
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1) 3
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1) 3
Chievo Verona vs Inter (2-1) 0
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-1) 0
Total: 15

@BosanskiRambo:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-2) 0
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-2) 0
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-1) 0
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (1-1) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-0) 5
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1) 3
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1) 3
Chievo Verona vs Inter (1-2) 3
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-1) 0
Total: 14

@podrinje:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1) 3
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-0) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-1) 0
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2) 3
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-0) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-0) 5
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-2) 0
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1)3
Chievo Verona vs Inter (1-1) 0
Roma vs Sassuolo (3-1) 0
Total: 14

@Bosnian Diamond:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1) 3
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-0) 3
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2) 3
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-1) 3
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1) 3
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-2) 0
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-1) 5
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0) 0
Total: 20

@BosnianPapiChulo:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-0) 3
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-1) 0
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2) 3
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (3-1) 3
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (1-1) 0
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-1) 0
Chievo Verona vsInter (0-2) 3
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0) 0
Total: 12

@108thLegendary:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-1) 0
Manchester City vs West Ham United (1-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-0) 3
Southampton vs Manchester United (0-2) 3
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-0) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (1-1) 0
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (1-2) 0
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1) 3
Chievo Verona vs Inter (1-1) 0
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0) 0
Total: 9

@Nermin Kolašinac:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1) 3
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-0) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-1) 3
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2) 3
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-0) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-0) 5
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (3-2) 3
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (1-2) 0
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-1) 5
Roma vs Sassuolo (2-0) 0
Total: 22

@Sudžuka:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1) 3
Manchester City vs West Ham United (2-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (2-1) 3
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-2) 3
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (2-1) 3
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-1) 3
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-1) 3
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-1) 5
Roma vs Sassuolo (1-0) 0
Total: 23

@Hadzjia Sven Susic:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (2-1) 3
Manchester City vs West Ham United (1-2) 5
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (1-2) 0
Southampton vs Manchester United (1-1) 0
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (1-0) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (3-1) 3
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (1-2) 0
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (3-1) 5
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-2) 3
Roma vs Sassuolo (3-2) 0
Total: 18

@trts:
Chelsea vs Arsenal (1-1) 0
Manchester City vs West Ham United (3-1) 0
Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace (0-1) 0
Southampton vs Manchester United (0-1) 3
Werder Bremen vs Ingolstadt (2-1) 0
Wolfsburg vs Hertha Berlin (3-0) 3
Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen (2-0) 3
Villarreal vs Athletic Bilbao (2-0) 3
Chievo Verona vs Inter (0-0) 0
Roma vs Sassuolo (1-0) 0
Total: 12

@BH Fanatico:
No picks
Total: 0

Standings after Round 6:

1. @Sudžuka 138 (23)
2. @Bosnian Diamond 124 (20.7)
3. @FCBM 122 (20.3)
3. @Nermin Kolašinac 122 (20.3)
5. @trts 112 (18.7)
6. @ABiH12 109 (18.2)
7. @108thLegendary 106 (17.7)
8. @BosanskiRambo 104 (17.3)
9. @bosna10 103 (17.2)
10. @podrinje 87 (14.5)
11. @Hadzjia Sven Susic 84 (14)
12. @BosnianPapiChulo 74 (12.3)
13. @BH Fanatico 73 (12.2)

 

Round 7 (September 29-30, 2015):

BATE vs Roma
Arsenal vs Olympiakos
FC Porto vs Chelsea
Lyon vs Valencia
Zenit vs Gent
Shakhtar Donetsk vs Paris Saint Germain
Manchester United vs Wolfsburg
Astana vs Galatasaray
Atletico vs Benfica
Juventus vs Sevilla

 

@Sudžuka what cheat program do you use to get all them points