Poll: The Blow Out Comb

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Which Should the Blow Out Comb Be Awarded For?

Poll closed Oct 25, 2010.
  1. 3 or more goals

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  2. 4 or more goals

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  3. Thoma Gol is Blow Out Comb Czar - his rules!

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  1. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rock the vote.
     
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  2. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Han Shot First!

    :D
     
  3. looknohands

    looknohands Member+

    Apr 23, 2009
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If we're talking MLS and forced parity, I go with 3.
     
  4. Trevallion

    Trevallion Member

    May 3, 2006
    The Yakima Valley
    Need more blow out combs....I say we go with 3!
     
  5. Naco

    Naco Member

    Aug 5, 2001
    4. The comb must be earned.
     
  6. krudmonk

    krudmonk Member+

    Mar 7, 2007
    S.J. Sonora
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    protect traditional blowouts
     
  7. Omar

    Omar Hurrrrr....

    Nov 23, 2007
    Monterrey MEX
    Club:
    Club Tigres de la UANL
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    4 more goals, 4 more goals!
     
  8. purojogo

    purojogo Member

    Sep 23, 2001
    US/Peru home
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    plus if someone scores a hat trick on your figurative team's ass and and your team cannot score..that is the definition of pwnage....so why not a team as a whole scoring a hat trick or better over your team's output... so 3 goal difference for me as well is enough
     
  9. lurking

    lurking Member+

    Feb 9, 2002
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I voted a 3, but its a tough call. Is the blowout comb just for when you get thumped? Or is it the sign that you got thumped so bad you deserve an extra humiliation.

    So, it comes down to, do you want the blowout comb to say this game just wasnt close? Or the sign of ultimate humiliation?
     
  10. atlantefc

    atlantefc Member

    Jul 18, 2006
    F*dabig4neveryleague
    Club:
    Charlton Athletic FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    dont cheapen the comb !! 4 is the magic number :)
     
  11. Aaron d

    Aaron d Member+

    May 15, 2005
    Wooster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    4 unless it is a shut out.
     
  12. krudmonk

    krudmonk Member+

    Mar 7, 2007
    S.J. Sonora
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    whoa, guys. i just noticed that "blow" has 4 letters....but "out" has 3....and "comb" has 4, too...


    so make it 11 goals since spaces are dumb.
     
  13. amazingjakeo

    amazingjakeo New Member

    Jul 4, 2010
    Phoenix
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Blow out comb?
     
  14. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Started a few years ago due to several tie-ins amongst comparisons. I was on a Blood In Blood Out kick at the time, and there's a couple of scenes involving a blowout comb, a grooming utensil used in the 60's, 70's to blow out afros or hair further out. In the movie, the comb was not only used to blow out afros but also used as a shank in the prison. As Pockets said "this comb has power". So like the blow out comb, MLS teams that (at the time) loss by 4 goals or more were awarded the Blow Out Comb. Why? Because they got picked apart on the field and blown out on the scoreboard.


    This poll lasts for one month, well, unless 'The Commission' concedes to render a decision.


    :p
     
  15. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hereby abuse my moderator power and add a third poll category. :)
     
  16. BHTC Mike

    BHTC Mike Member+

    Apr 12, 2006
    Burlington, ON
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    3 - 0 is a comprehensive victory.

    4 - 0 is a blowout.

    0 - 3... that's tricky.
     
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  17. amazingjakeo

    amazingjakeo New Member

    Jul 4, 2010
    Phoenix
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Saw that movie. Shit movie. Can you call it something else? Sounds freakin ghetto as hell.
     
  18. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In a league that this year is averaging approximately 2.4 goals per game COMBINED from both teams, I definitely vote for 3. 3 by any stretch of the imagination is a blowout in this league.
     
  19. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    beatdowns happen in the ghetto. If a team gets beat down (blown out) well, they should play better defense.
     
  20. PhillyMLS

    PhillyMLS Member+

    Oct 24, 2000
    SE PA
    I'm with Knave on this one (even if it means Philly's comb yesterday gets rescinded).

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  21. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Today the term "blowout" refers to this ...

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    No bull!

    Finally, as we say in the Anti-Blowout Comb Commission Committee (aka the AB Triple C) ...

    Han Shot First!
     
  22. MasterShake29

    MasterShake29 Member+

    Oct 28, 2001
    Jersey City, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am a traditionalist, so gotta say 4.
     
  23. PattysCow

    PattysCow Member+

    Apr 4, 2010
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    No reason to cheapen the comb. Keep it at 4.
     
  24. amazingjakeo

    amazingjakeo New Member

    Jul 4, 2010
    Phoenix
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Knock it off with that "Han shot first" crap.
     
  25. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This! Freakin webnerd dorks!!


    :p
     
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