Please help us Save The Crew

I signed because I think this chant only works if you guys are still in Columbus:

I'd rather be in Austin
I'd rather be in Austin
Id rather be in Austin

Austin sucks
Austin sucks
Austin sucks


I would never say that I would rather be in the C word.

 

Signed - with all the loathing I could muster

 

That is a beautiful story, by the way.
Thank you!

 

Some of my best memories were at Columbus Crew Stadium.
Some of my worst memories were in Columbus.

I almost forgive you guys for always being such dicks, rubber or other.

Holy crap, I'd forgotten about that scoreboard. Too funny.

If they get rid of your stadium, will they change Black and Gold Blvd. back to Horse Manure Hwy?

I can't let that happen.

Signed.

 

Too bad you can't add your own additional comments to the letter. Signed, sealed, delivered.

 

I think that would be "too bad" for Precourt and all of MLS if we could.

 

Signed, even though I was a corporate hostage in Dayton for many years.

Wright AFB is a saving grace.

 

Can we expel the entire, shytehole state?

Mississippi too, while we're at it?

 

Signed. Columbus' best player is still Jack Nicklaus

 

Signed but don't forget you guys still suck

 

....umm, no.
We will not enjoy it, regardless of who wins.

We are bitter, bitter people.

Of course, we want the Crew to stay in Columbus...and suck "massive" dick.

 

fyp

 

Thank you.
That was what I actually meant to post, but neglected to add the "rubber."

 

Never forget to add the rubber.

 

Words to live by.

 

Hey look... I am TRYING to support the yellow team pissing on the MLS shitshow but how much more crappy football do I have to suffer through? Thank GOD I missed the first half of that sloppy snoozefest because witnessing 45 minutes of the collective lack of quality decision making combined with a marked lack of both desire and technical skills had me YELLING at the television and my poor Whippet Sight Hound was shaking in fear. How could either team have any self respect failing to push for a goal and then Yellow guys missing 3 sitters in one play? Face palm! My poor dog can't take anymore of this.

 

Pretty sure the Chicago-Columbus rivalry will be restarted spring 2020 in USL1.
Though it may be pale in comparison to the Chicago-Indy or Columbus -Cincy rivalries ...

 

Andrew Erickson‏ @AEricksonCD 17h17 hours ago
Ohio AG Mike DeWine statement: "Should ownership of the Columbus Crew initiate a move of the team without complying with Ohio law, I am prepared to take the necessary legal action under this law to protect the interests of the State of Ohio..." #CrewSCpic.twitter.com/noQhKZRG3Q