Moderators, if you feel this is in poor taste, please don’t hesitate to delete. Thank you in advance. Hello Fire fans. You know, while I come in peace (and desperation), I can't help but say that like Seinfeld does to Newman. "Hello Newman." But in all seriousness, please don’t think I’m coming to troll, I’m simply coming to ask for your help. Many of you have publicly expressed your support of for the situation that we Crew fans are finding ourselves in. For that we thank you. Coming from Fire fans, it means more than most. Our two teams have enjoyed a long history of loving to hate each other. I can not fathom a league without the Chicago Fire in it. Hopefully, you feel the same about The Columbus Crew. I ask that you give us just 60 more seconds of support to go to https://savethecrew.com/letter and sign the letter. You can select your club at the bottom and I believe that the more fans from around the league that sign this, the louder the collective voice will be. Selfishly, I say “thank you” for helping support us in this time of need. But also, I remind you to think about the other teams that this could happen to. Some day in the future, this could happen to your team as well. Please don’t let the league start a bad precedent. Thank you, Ian Fontaine
Neither of these guys have a clue how much your suburb of Detroit sucks. BTW, I signed. Honestly, I have far, far fewer issues with C-Bus than that dump Cincinnati.
My wife moved from Columbus into a run down rental house in Waukegan with a homeless guy in the back yard and a drunk fire fan in both bedrooms. I don't think any of you truly realize how much Columbus sucks. signet it anyway.
Signed good luck. I have been around long enough to lose several local soccer teams. I don't wish that upon anyone.
Signed. Rubber Dick You guys deserve unlimited amounts of scorn, but you really deserve a MLS Team, a crappy team, but a team nonetheless. But, even Cowlumbus does NOT deserve Dave Greeley or that Precourt douchebag.
Everything related to Columbus is "in poor taste" but you all still deserve your MLS team. Fvck Precourt and Greeley. Fvck Garbery if he allows this to happen.
I'll sign so long as you can answer one question on behalf of the Crew: Why are you such a yellow ********ing team? Okay, conditionals aside, I'll sign anyway- here's hoping for plenty more years of shitty soccer in Cbus.
Alabama is about to elect Roy Moore to the Senate, so they MUST be in the running. He was repugnant and abhorrent, even before the child molestation charges. My prediction is that, even if he does withdraw, he will still win. If so, Alabama wins the coveted title of Worst State Ever, hands down.
I signed as well and am hoping the Crew continues operation "Fvkc up the a**hole owner's plans" to the end. That being said...Go die in a fire!