Photo Caption Contest: Heaps & Garcia

Discussion in 'New England Revolution' started by The Magpie, Oct 10, 2002.

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  1. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    #1 The Magpie, Oct 10, 2002
    [​IMG]

    "You have to pinch the left nostril like this Jay, only then can you blow your nose like Perez..."

    The Magpie
     
  2. sandman012

    sandman012 Member

    Sep 22, 2000
    Providence
    #2 sandman012, Oct 10, 2002
    "smell the finger, fear the finger, you can not defeat the finger"
     
  3. Feldspar

    Feldspar Member+

    Nov 19, 1998
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #3 Feldspar, Oct 10, 2002
    And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose ....
     
  4. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #4 K, Oct 10, 2002
    You can pick your friends
    You can pick your nose
    But you can't pick your friend's nose

    K
     
  5. Danizinho

    Danizinho New Member

    Jul 7, 2000
    #5 Danizinho, Oct 10, 2002
    Garcia to Heaps: "I hope you have the number for that team of surgeons in California that separated those Siamese twins? Otherwise, we're screwed."
     
  6. Gregor

    Gregor New Member

    Jun 23, 1999
    Boston, MA USA
    #6 Gregor, Oct 10, 2002
    ,..,

    "when a maaaan loves a womaann ... "
     
  7. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    #7 The Magpie, Oct 10, 2002
    "Shhhh, you had me at 'hello'"

    The Magpie
     
  8. goussoccer

    goussoccer Member+

    May 23, 2001
    Avon, CT
    #8 goussoccer, Oct 10, 2002
    You get out of my way, and I get out of your nose.
     
  9. swissman

    swissman Member

    Sep 9, 2002
    Boston
    #9 swissman, Oct 10, 2002
    Will taping up my hand make me score like Taylor Twellman?
     
  10. MrSangster

    MrSangster Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Duxbury,MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 MrSangster, Oct 10, 2002
    Thees is how I help Dante when he gets nosebleeds. Otherwise, you need to use a kleenex.
     
  11. RevsRule

    RevsRule Member+

    NE Revs, LAFC
    Jun 9, 1999
    N. Eastern, Mass
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #11 RevsRule, Oct 10, 2002
    Say it ain't so

    I don't care what everyone else say's, I'm NOT your B***h!
     
  12. glennmcdonald

    glennmcdonald Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    Cambridge, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    Estonia
    #12 glennmcdonald, Oct 10, 2002
    Now available in the stadium pro-shop: your very own life-size finger-operated Jay Heaps puppet. A favorite of floppy-haired urchins everywhere!
     
  13. twell_girl

    twell_girl New Member

    Jul 28, 2002
    cali
    #13 twell_girl, Oct 10, 2002
    the winnner.....:D

    ciao!
     
  14. soccertim

    soccertim Member

    Mar 29, 2001
    Mass
    #14 soccertim, Oct 10, 2002
    Can't you just stick a kleenex up your nose like Dante Washington did?
     
  15. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    #15 SABuffalo786, Oct 10, 2002
    "I'm Brian Fellow!!!!"
     
  16. Bman

    Bman Member

    Apr 24, 2001
    Beverly, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #16 Bman, Oct 10, 2002
    "Smell the glove."
     
  17. Tmax

    Tmax Member

    Apr 10, 2000
    Vermont
    #17 Tmax, Oct 10, 2002
    "And now...
    We Dance!"
     
  18. MouseyTongue

    MouseyTongue New Member

    Feb 16, 2001
    a box in the Chairma
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #18 MouseyTongue, Oct 10, 2002
    OK Mr. Basketball boy spin on my finger!
     
  19. scrub

    scrub Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    #19 scrub, Oct 10, 2002
    "... and I don't want you talking to Ante any more either..."
     
  20. MrSangster

    MrSangster Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Duxbury,MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #20 MrSangster, Oct 10, 2002
    What really caused the red card

    :::SNIFF:::

    :::SNIFF:::

    " Well, I'm not sure. Maybe your sister?"
     
  21. George Griffin

    George Griffin New Member

    Feb 18, 1999
    Prince Edward Island
    #21 George Griffin, Oct 10, 2002
    Re: What really caused the red card

    BAD---go to your room:)
     
  22. xmerl

    xmerl Member

    Sep 29, 2002
    #22 xmerl, Oct 10, 2002
    "Love means never having to say you're sorry"
     
  23. The Perfesser

    The Perfesser New Member

    May 23, 1999
    AthensGA/NewburyptMA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #23 The Perfesser, Oct 10, 2002
    "And laying his finger aside of his nose,
    And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose"

    ---Major Henry Livingston Jr. (1748-1828)
    "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
     
  24. NeSpazz

    NeSpazz New Member

    Jun 4, 2002
    Framingham
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #24 NeSpazz, Oct 10, 2002
    Perhaps he was digging for gold, or something to bring good luck? They will need it! Go Revs!
     
  25. revsrock

    revsrock Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
    Boston Ma
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #25 revsrock, Oct 10, 2002
    Joe Piscapo's character From Johnny Dangerously

    "My mother stuck her foot up my ass once! Just
    once!


    an also from that movie "Your a fargin icehole"
     
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