By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
  1. Dan Loney

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    By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
    Rick Silva is back in soccer news. And it's not because anyone is paying attention to his team, weirdly enough.

    The guy can't get the Miami metro area to care more about his actual team than David Beckham's Chinese Democracy FC. So, naturally, he has four billion dollars to buy up the media rights for all pro soccer until the sun goes out. This is Paul Kennedy's response to some of the many problems with Silva's offer, I encourage you to read it. Once you have done so, you may consider the following additional topics:

    1. The World Cup bid. You know, the thing that by 2026 will probably be the biggest sporting event on the planet. It's possible that USSF and MLS might wanna tie themselves to that in some way, assuming USSF/FMF/CSA win the bid.

    2. This offer would be negotiated and take effect during the inaugural seasons of the next set of MLS expansion teams. Whither thine expansion fees?

    3. There's no way on God's neon green Sounders jersey that USSF would be able to impose this on MLS without a court order, probably a Supreme Court order. I'm not saying the legal fees for such an adventure would be four billion bucks all by itself...but I'm not NOT saying it.

    I have been, if I say so myself, eloquent on the topic of whether promotion and relegation in the US is a good idea. Spoiler: it ain't. Every argument in favor can and should be dismissed out of hand - well, unless you happen to own a second division team without the financial resources to join MLS, short of devaluing every existing and future MLS franchise through some catastrophic act of bureaucratic seppuku.

    This isn't Silva's first attempt to convince American soccer to apply the promotion/relegation suppository willingly. Last year he commissioned Deloitte UK's sports section to produce an infographic and an executive summary on the topic. This is part of what Deloitte gave Silva, and this is part of what Silva and Deloitte saw fit to release to the public.

    DelUK 8 to 1 seated fans.PNG

    A more pressing emergency would seem to be the fact that four out of nine fans don't have arms, legs, or torsos. And that nine out of nine fans don't have faces, but since nine out of nine fans are also floating in a featureless void, there's nothing to see or hear. But anyway - 8 out of 9 fans like pro/rel. Strange we're asking fans, and not owners, whose privates are actually the ones in the vice, but okay. 8:1 ratio. Got it. Anything else?

    DelUK 88 percent stadium.PNG

    When I read this, I asked myself what the difference was between thinking this would be "beneficial for club soccer in the USA" and "in favour [sic] of introducing it." I asked myself this, because I am an innumerate clod. Eight out of nine is eighty-eight percent. This was the same factoid, reworded and given a different picture.

    Apparently Deloitte's synonym budget for the third quarter of 2016 had sharp limits, though:

    DelUK 8 to 1 foam finger.PNG Yes, that is literally the same sentence with yet a third picture. If you ask me, the wrong finger is being extended.

    Oh, look, a source for these statistics. "Survey of 1,058 US soccer fans (September 2016)."

    So we don't have three useful numbers. We don't have two, or even one. Without knowing who these fans were, and how the poll was conducted, this information is worthless. Maybe these numbers are statistically valid, maybe they're not. We would have to wait until the full report was produced.

    We're still waiting.

    A college student who tried this amateurish padding would have it thrown back in their face by a disgusted teaching assistant. But a professional accounting firm produced it, and a media billionaire paid for it. Either they're really stupid, or they think somebody else is.

    There are two types of soccer fan in America: those that accept that promotion and relegation isn't going to happen, and those that are just going to have to learn to accept it. The only reason I'm wasting my dignity on his is (a) well, Soccer America felt they had to pay attention to it, too and (b) what else am I going to do, write about the Gold Cup final? That's WAY easier to do after the final game is played.

    Since Silva and Deloitte can recycle, so can I. Promotion and relegation is like changing the national anthem to "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj. Maybe you think it's a great idea, or maybe you think it's not such a great idea. But it ain't gonna happen.
     
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So what should the new national anthem be?

  1. The theme from "Bonanza"

    27.0%
  2. "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing" by Frank Zappa

    5.4%
  3. "1848 Now!" by the Mekons

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. "Stars and Stripes of Corruption" by Dead Kennedys

    2.7%
  5. "The Only Asshole Alone at the Dance" by the A-Bones

    2.7%
  6. I already said it won't - fine, "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj and Sir Mix-a-Lot

    5.4%
  7. "Ron Klaus Wrecked His House" by Big Dipper

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. "Drive, He Said" by Doctor and the Medics

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. "Actress" by Syd Straw

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. "What It Is" by Too Much Joy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. "Manny, Moe and Jack" by the Dickies

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. "Charley's Girl" by Lou Reed

    2.7%
  13. "Japanese Boy" by Aneka

    2.7%
  14. "Heart of a Rat" by Rocket from the Crypt

    5.4%
  15. "Happy Jack's Undrinkable Ale" by Poxy Boggards

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. "3 is a Magic Number" from Schoolhouse Rock

    24.3%
  17. "Beautiful World" by Devo

    18.9%
  18. "Storm Windows" by John Prine

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. "Nemesis" by Shriekback

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  20. "We Should Fight" by Ezra Furman and the Harpoons

    2.7%

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Discussion in 'Articles' started by Dan Loney, Jul 26, 2017.

    1. barroldinho

      barroldinho Member+

      Man Utd and LA Galaxy
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      Manchester United FC
      Nat'l Team:
      England

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Sounds a bit heavy-handed.

      It looks to me like USSF did what was best for the future and progress of both leagues.

      Surely having two teams in the ballpark of D2 designation (which after all is more a rating than a tier) is more positive than having a D2 and a D3? Much as it's better to have a town center with a pair of 2 Michelin Star restaurants, versus one 2 Star and one 1.

      Now the void looks set to be filled with a new D3. If NASL and USL can get themselves beyond that provisional state, that's an improved soccer landscape and one where the argument for pro/rel gets stronger.

      All ribbing aside, whatever else we disagree on, we should be happy about that and also happy that when it came to the crunch, USSF went out of its way to provide NASL with a lifeline when all looked lost.

      And no, this is not me "pretending to be reasonable". You've been plain wrong every time you've accused me of doing that.
       
    2. mschofield

      mschofield Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Why would anyone who is investing, say, $200 million in a club decide to cap their salaries and put their investment on a level playing field with those who cannot afford to spend as much?
      MLS can have a salary cap (kind of) because failure means sucking and being mocked at winter meetings. Pro/rel is survival of the fittest, and while for fans the fittest might be defined by an even competition that anyone can win, the owners who massage their egos by buying a super club do not see the world that way.
      I suppose it could work if the salary cap was placed far above the level that most folks could dream of affording, but that defeats your point.
       
    3. mschofield

      mschofield Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Will Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal join that setup, or remain in MLS?
       
    4. Robert Borden

      Robert Borden Member+

      Chelsea
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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Remain in MLS but the CSA is expected to have a better deal with MLS.

      Those 3 teams are not members of the USSF but of the CSA. The CSA sanctioning is the only reason why those teams are in MLS.

      The CSA might pursue a greater integration of Canadian players in the league
       
    5. Doppel6

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      Chelsea
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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Toronto FC wanted to put their reserve team in the CPL, but the CPL doesn't want reserve teams in their league. Aside from that, they'll stay in MLS.
       
    6. The Franchise

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Because there's a chance to win without losing money on the team. The permanent membership in the league is much of why teams are even worth $150M in the first place. It's why some municipalities helped stadium deals get done. It's why the Adidas deal is $120M/year. It's why Target is a league sponsor.
       
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    7. mschofield

      mschofield Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Which is the exact same notion people on here have been suggesting for the US. If there is interest in pro/rel in the US, it can be started now. It doesn't have to, and almost certainly will not in the foreseeable future, involve MLS.
      The Canadian notion makes sense. If owners want to take part in a league with promotion and relegatin, they will join a team with promotion and relegation. Clubs that were build to be in a league that does not inlculde pro-rel are unlikely to see any advantage.
       
    8. mschofield

      mschofield Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Okay, but the entire reason the top end folks who buy franchises buy franchises, which is to feel good about how much better they are than everyone else.
      Caps can work in the big US leagues, but they do not have pro/rel. It seems one or the other would be accepted, never both.
       
    9. Robert Borden

      Robert Borden Member+

      Chelsea
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      Toronto, Ontario
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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Regarding Pro/rel in Canada, a journalist said during a podcast that a pyramid-wide revenue sharing model would be the only way in his opinion that pro/rel could work in Canada.

      He stresses however the need for the teams generating the most money to be protected.

      The best way to do that is to just make pro/rel harder to happen.
      • Division 1 will have at least a decade head start
      • No automatic pro/rel. Division 2 champion should go in a playoff against Division bottom team
      • International players allowance should be much more restrictive for Division 2 than 1.
      If after all that a Division 1 team is relegated, perhaps they deserve to be
       
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    10. Roger Allaway

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Forgive me if somebody has already said this.

      The basic fact that pro/rel advocates citing the Deloittes study don't seem to understand is that liking the concept of pro/rel and favoring the immediate introduction of pro/rel into US pro soccer are not the same thing.
       
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    11. Dan Loney

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Unfortunately, Mr. Silva and Mr. Crowley have seen to it than we will have plenty of opportunity to pick this infographic and executive summary apart indefinitely.

      People who refer to this as the actual report, by the way, let alone claim to know what's in the report, have won a free time-share on my shitlist.
       
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    12. USRufnex

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      Tulsa, OK
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      --other--

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      You, Andy, Beau, Kenn, Roger, and several other bigsoccer pompous windbag MLS apologist know-it-alls have been on my shitlist for years.
       
    13. kenntomasch

      kenntomasch Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      You're adorable.

      How come we're on your shitlist and not on your ignore list? Do you enjoy constantly getting your ass kicked rhetorically?
       
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    14. barroldinho

      barroldinho Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      In before "belittle, ridicule, marginalize... so typical of the bigsoccer anti-pro/rel herd... converted Tulsa ballpark... I once touched bell-ends with Peter Wilt*...".

      *Not that there's anything wrong with that.
       
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    15. kenntomasch

      kenntomasch Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      One day you might get name-checked, if you keep trying!
       
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    16. Dan Loney

      Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Speaking of ignore list. Jeff is on mine - because, what, is he going to say something new and interesting? - and what happens is, he's erased from existence like that episode of Black Mirror - so far, so good, right? But it looked like this was directed at me, and not Scruffy. And I was all, what the HELL?
       
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    17. barroldinho

      barroldinho Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      I'm not quite up to your, Dan or Beau Dure's status, but I do hold a special place in his heart...

      I do love the built-in plausible deniability. I wonder which piece "Faux-pen Mindedness" shook his fundamental belief that I could be anything more to him than an (and I quote) "obnoxious prick". ;)
       
    18. AndyMead

      AndyMead Homo Sapien

      Nov 2, 1999
      Seat 12A
      Club:
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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      I like when I ask a politely phrased fact-checking question of someone else on Twitter and suddenly he arrives, invoking Dan for some reason, throwing insults and pejoratives, then tries to indicate that I'm the one poisoning discourse by politely, non-insultingly, continuing to rephrase the easily answered original question.

      It's really swell.
       
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    19. barroldinho

      barroldinho Member+

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      England

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      That's actually who our interactions turned sour to a point.

      I asked him questions on his views and apparently he got upset with me "constantly asking him 20 questions" and started resorting to snark and condescension.

      There's actually a few examples of me calmly trying to explain to him that his reactionary responses are why he gets so much flak. However, I eventually responded in kind, he reacted in line with his usual MO and it escalated from there.

      In his defence, I've certainly taken the mockery a bit too far at times. Then again, I've also offered olive branches.

      Ironically, I'm not a lover of vendettas and bad feeling and a small part of me would sincerely like to get past all that and get to know the USRufnex that is clearly a devoted and active soccer fan. But then he posts the stuff above and you remember how it came to this in the first place.
       
    20. tigersoccer2005

      tigersoccer2005 Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      pro/rel threads always get out of control--and then the fun begins! :laugh:
       
    21. USRufnex

      USRufnex Red Card

      Tulsa Athletic / Sheffield United
      United States
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      Tulsa, OK
      Club:
      --other--

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Belittle, ridicule, marginalize.
      I can practically set my alarm to it.

      Keep repeating your same lie(s) over and over again (europoseurs/proles/prawns), and maybe you can dupe some American soccer fans outside your little clique on bigsoccer into believing it.

      I'll take being on Dan Loney's "ignore list" as a badge of honor after he twitter spammed me, sports journalist Roy Bragg, and several others.

      Bigsoccer forum = the MySpace of soccer social media

      ***Also Dan, if you'd not had me on ignore, you'd have found out about Peter Wilt's pro-Pro/Rel presentation to the NPSL and NASL wasn't just the ravings of some "prole/prawn," it's an ideal that has some momentum and actual money behind it.

      Have a nice day, MLS apologists.
       
    22. barroldinho

      barroldinho Member+

      Man Utd and LA Galaxy
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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Well he didn't mention the Tulsa ballpark, but 3/4 ain't bad.
       
    23. Roger Allaway

      Roger Allaway Member+

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Thank you.
       
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    24. Beau Dure

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      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      Yeah, for a second, I thought, "Wow, why did Kenn wind up on Dan like that?"

      Then I saw the "Show Ignored Content" link.

      Is he the same guy who posts as Rufnex on Twitter? He tries to be reasonable every once in a while, then gets really angry when facts are introduced.
       
    25. USRufnex

      USRufnex Red Card

      Tulsa Athletic / Sheffield United
      United States
      Jul 15, 2000
      Tulsa, OK
      Club:
      --other--

      P/R PR

      By Dan Loney on Jul 26, 2017 at 10:30 AM
      You confuse facts with your one sided opinions, Beau.
      Instead of mentioning me in the 3rd person, maybe you should ask me who I post as on twitter?
      Naw, that'd be too easy.
       

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