Oughton's Intro-Dunc-tions

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  1. soccerislife7

    soccerislife7 New Member

    Sep 27, 2007
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. TheUltra

    TheUltra Member

    Mar 23, 2008
    2.4 Miles from home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Very funny article, also Dunc's has to be the funniest guy in the league. If I had to pick one player to just have a beer with it would be him without question.
     
  3. bradd

    bradd Member

    Jun 11, 2008
    Detroit, MI
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah him and Frankie would be a blast to just sit down and hang out with.
     
  4. RPatty86

    RPatty86 New Member

    Mar 29, 2007
    Duncan and Dante together is by far the best combo. Throw in Dunseth and you've got yourself one hell of a good laugh.
     
  5. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Been there, done that, and you are quite right!:D
     
  6. OU9601

    OU9601 Member

    Jul 12, 2003
    Lancaster, Ohio
    That is comedy gold right there.
     
  7. AJStank

    AJStank Member

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 22, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I for one fully support Ekpo herding the geese around Columbus. Those things get on my nerves.
     
  8. bigbuck623

    bigbuck623 Member

    Mar 18, 2007
    " You're a weird guy. Get away from me."

    Sirk, he's attracted to you. In that special way!
     
  9. Sirk

    Sirk Member+

    Apr 25, 1999
    Cleveland, OH
    This has become one of my favorite traditions. It blows my mind that Duncan can spit all this out off the top of his head.on a moment's notice. It truly is amazing.
     
  10. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was gonna ask if these were just off the top of his head or if they were prepared in any way. too funny!
     
  11. Sirk

    Sirk Member+

    Apr 25, 1999
    Cleveland, OH
    Yup. I just show up at training and call out the names one by one, then he just talks. Except for the occasional follow-up question, I literally do next to nothing. It's all Duncan off the top of his head.

    In 2007, we did the first few by email since it's hard for me to make training, but Duncan decided it was easier to do them spur of the moment than to sit there and think about something and write it out in an email. So now I am make a point to pop up at training at least once during the summer so he can rattle off 15 solid minutes of material.

    Shawn and Merz witnessed this year's intro-Dunc-tions and I think even they were amazed by the true extent of Duncan's improv talents.
     

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