Ongoing Yura Watch 2017-18

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I'm too stupid to have picked it up

 

Given how much ice a goalie has to cover, he's really, really, really slow. A snail would be faster.

 

DUENAS.
OTHER PLAYER.
RUMORS.

 

I hope we're supposed to believe what you put in caps.

 

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Eh. I don't really have any idea what I'm talking about anyway. I wouldn't believe me.

 

It's BS anyway.

 

Dear @RSLer ,

He's hinting there that there may be another player in the works.

Sincerely,

Cpt Obvious

 

We're signing Cpt Obvious?! Is he any good? I bet he's a winger.

 

I'll bet he can't beat anyone on the dribble though.

 

Where on the field does other player ply his trade?

 

Obviously we're so confident Yura can be effective with a simple attitude adjustment that we're extending his contract

 

Midfielder. 19. South American.

 

Does Luke know this South American wants #19? Maybe he can work a deal like Chris Brown when Freddy Adu wanted his number...

 

Worst haiku ever.

 

Signings aplenty
Nice off season, good job Craig
Wait, Movsisyan...

 

Best Haiku Ever (on Big Soccer RSL Forums)

 

Well, you can't expect to be hitting 1.000 all the time.....

 

Watching promo video from day 1 of camp, did not see this guy. I might have missed him

 

I didn't see him or some others so it could mean something or nothing.

 

This
also, watching the video here I had a lot of "who tf is that" moments. Looks like the club brought in a number of Monarchs players for camp. That's awesome. Also awesome was that Harvey was in attendance. The more this club works as a single unit, the better.

 

Another player I didn't see in the video is Wingert. Did I miss the announcement that he was moving on?

 

I don’t think anything has been said honestly.

 

Just seeing them use the amazing facility in Herriman was cool.

 

Good news I think. If the likely solution was him staying, he would've been there, no?

Yura Movsisyan was not at training today. Mike Petke’s explanation: “We are currently working on a solution that is best for Yura and the club together.”

— Maddie Lee (@maddie_m_lee) January 24, 2018