Official Crew Haiku

Lounging by the sea,
Salt air and shrimp ease the pain.
No Crew for me. Sad.

 

Marshall standing tall
Concussion shake off Cobwebs
Burn him I think not

 

Marshall out for good?
Tall defender plays for F*re
For guy who warms bench

-RC

 

Three points gone once more
Goals elude us once again
So much for 0-7

 

No fantasy trades
Herron, Sigi squabbling hens
Jerry Springer's Crew

 

As Spring arrives, hope
Yet doubt prevails once again
Sadness comes, always

 

Black mist falls again,
Warm Golden Shower rains down,
For fans, more of same.


[Dammit, I promised myself I would make it through a couple games this year before I let it get to me this bad.]

 

Imposter, don't fret
Optomistic every year
See where it gets us








Dear Lord the season needs to start soon.

 

Where are you, Lamar?
For destroying what you made,
Clark needs a spanking.

 

In the distance, sound
Hear the tolling of the bell
for thee, McCullers

 

Black badge of courage,
worn proudly on the forum:
Stout pessimism

 

Toronto believes
their shit club can hang with us.
Look! Scoreboard, bitches.

 

Gonzalez is gone
Can IRO anchor defense?
Cap space, no D-P

 

Maciej Zurawski
Please make our dreams come true
The fans of the Crew!

 

Figuring out how
many syllables he has
really hurt my head.