Official Crew Haiku

Now, everyone knows
that one does not just simply
******** with Columbus.

 

And a true legend!
Whoever you are, rock on
**MOD EDIT** P*******

But this post followed
It was in reply to you
I shall say nothing

 

Hhm just a hater

 

Maloney left back
He can’t cover two runners
How is his pass rush?

 

There is not ever
No Never ever ever
No time for haiku

Fcvk Precourt now and forever Amen.*

*not a haiku,but needs to be said.

 

A ********ing virus
Derailed the Zardes hype train
Now all politics

 

Necroreply. I will necropost this thread forever.

 

As the time passes
We sit in our isolation
And think of haiku

 

FYP....

 

Hibernating Crew
Oh how I really miss you
Hibernating Crew

 

Social Distancing
Six feet is less than ten yards
Yellow Card caution.

 

What a wild season
Some things make me so happy
Grateful for Nagbe

 

Springtime in Paris
Is captured every week
In ninety minutes.

 

Damn I wish I could
Remember what the mod took
Many beers ago

 

Necroposting is
Always welcome around here
My favorite thread

 

Yup, Winning Again
We need to play DC more
hashtag AAA

 

The Crew year is young,
And—joy—we have yet to lose.
Never lose again?

 

In the face of odds,
Darlington Wilfried prevails,
Joy fills the pitch now.

 

The Crew is now strong
While Fat Ass Tony weeps queso
Always laugh at Austin

 

5-7-5?
BZZZZT!

 

The inverted haiku,made popular by the Italians.

 

Your haiku is fixed
Great idea poorly done
Learn, young grasshopper