Official Crew Haiku

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by kaiser kraut, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. 614life

    614life Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It’s been a dark year
    But some believed and toiled
    And they saved the Crew!
     
  2. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    ******** you PSV
    The Crew stays in Columbus
    Austin is delayed
     
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  3. Dan Milton

    Dan Milton Member

    Nov 25, 1998
    **** you precourt!!! Him as his dumbass for Columbus uniforms Plus many more Dumass moves!!!
     
  4. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    worst haiku ever
    five seven five is the rule
    day drinking rookie
     
  5. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Truth laughed till I cried
    Yes can not contain the smile
    Today we saved Crew
     
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  6. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    busy yesterday
    heard the news only just now
    pints be raised tonight
     
  7. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It's finally done.
    We successfully saved The Crew.
    ******** Queso Snake Boy.
     
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  8. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    brilliant commitment
    you cannot be thanked enough
    … eight syllables, though
     
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  9. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I Went back and forth.
    Couldn't decide saved one or two.
    ******** it it's now one.
     
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  10. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Precourt is denied
    Columbus maintains their team
    Fcvk you Queso Boy.
     
  11. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    There once was a frat boy named "Tony"
    Who used dad's bucks to buy macaroni
    That McKalla Place
    Is a Fcvking disgrace
    Now the whole world can see he's a phony

    (can't manage a haiku when hungover)
     
  12. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    DC United
    can lick my hairy nut sack,
    and my butthole too.
     
  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Wrong Crew Massive Fan
    haiku is for Columbus
    not the 2 Live Crew
     
  16. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crew playoff fever
    DC better watch their back
    Hype Train sneaking up!
     
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  17. TKyle

    TKyle Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Wuuuthington, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don’t know which is worse.
    Drag’s crude DCU haiku
    Or that big-mouthed pic!
     
  18. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I will need some bleach
    To unread what Drag posted
    What a cruel ********er.
     
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  19. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Crude?
     
  20. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not so crude but Crewed
    Is the final judgement on
    DCU haiku
     
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  21. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    But @hangthadj
    wanted old school rival
    hate. I deliver.
     
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  22. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bad bad bad bad drag
    Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
    @Kyle Crew ban him now
     
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  23. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    does this fellow not
    resemble a startled fish
    from SpongeBob SquarePants?
     
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  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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