Official Crew Haiku

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  1. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Early goalie gaffe
    gives Dynamo a win and
    puttputt hangover
     
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  2. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    Capos - the answer!
    How to get fans to obey?
    Use a megaphone.
     
  3. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rather try capo
    Than have crap nordecke again
    Be open minded
     
  4. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Is there a new plan
    to have Nordecke capos?
    Will this be starting soon?
     
  5. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Capo tryout yes
    March 25th for Portland
    Chants in sync? I dream...
     
  6. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Are all groups for this?
    Capos are polarizing
    in Crew stadium
     
  7. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    People in power
    Want mega tailgate always
    Forgot about stands
     
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  8. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Second line is wrong
    too many syllables here
    for any haiku
     
  9. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Count again buddy
    Seven only for sure bruh
    DC win by two
     
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  10. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We hate each other
    But one thing can unite us
    Capos are the worst
     
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  11. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Was taught syllable
    count for tail is two not
    one by old teacher.
     
  12. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why? Because rivals?
    Pshh. We were out-voiced at cup.
    Need to cheer as one.
     
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  13. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    What was there to cheer?
    Clark gaffe and crap ref do not
    justify capos
     
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  14. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why have Nordecke then?
    Its supporters section yeah?
    Means support always.
     
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  15. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Why were we out cheered
    was the question. It's because
    the team was hopeless.
     
  16. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    support means support
    if dont wanna support, cool
    go other section

    if team sucks, support
    only want support good team?
    I hear Barca good
     
  17. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    STOP RUINING MY
    HAIKU THREAD WITH YOUR CAPO
    TAKES. #STICK TO SOCCER!
     
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  18. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know Kaiser Kraut
    You sir are no Kaiser Kraut
    It is not your thread
     
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  19. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bad caps etiquette
    Make haiku thread great again
    Save booze for DC
     
  20. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Haiku police here
    Hashtag has two syllables
    Haiku rules broken
     
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  21. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Must support equate
    to having capos? Not all
    will agree with this.

    Barca is dog crap
    Diving whining cheaters are
    not why I love game
     
  22. 614life

    614life Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm a haiku-po
    Stop reading other haikus
    Only mine matter
     
  23. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Summer turns to Fall;
    Chill wind blows out Winter's call.
    How long until Spring?
     
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  24. 614life

    614life Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nineteen ninety six
    A love affair had begun
    But now it is done
     
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  25. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    DeWine drops the bomb
    FratAss and Garber squirming
    makes puttputt happy
     

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