Official Crew Haiku

At least it wasn't Vogon poetry....

 

Say hello playoffs,
Crew SC is back again.
Pray we don't blow it.

 

Locomotive Crew;
Historical match up next.
MLS Cup bound?

 

Crew boards a flame with
fervent fandom prevailing;
Positive and not.

 

First comes the Red Bulls
The championship awaits
One star becomes two

 

Shiver me Timbers
Suffer the cold precision
Of Kei Kamara

 

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

 

Keeper loses head
Tries to pretend is a mid
Season down the drain

 

The season comes soon,
and all is good in Crewland,
But where is Cleazer?

 

New season bouquet;
blossoms of hopes and promise.
Never wither away.

 

Kamara is signed
Other teams, we are coming
To burn your village

 

Fue dos a uno,
como la ultima vez.
Quiero morirme.

 

Crew in disarray.
Management sees dysfunction.
What do we do now?

 

We drink some bourbon.
Season is soon forgotten
like Minion unis.

 

Who do I pass to?
Can't be the guy in blue shorts
No yellow no win

 

T-F-C rests best
Crew finds a way to lose lead
Go proven system

 

They're bad in yellow
They're bad in For Columbus
I guess they're just bad

 

My haiku is gone
much like a Crew victory
reduced to the trash

 

Eat a big brown shit
the Silviu Petrescu
That is all I have

 

We have T-A-M
The window is closing soon
Use it or lose it

 

I don't believe we can forget the Minion uniforms,they reappear in my nightmares!!

 

A Crew two goal lead,
Like dew in the first sunlight,
Quickly disappears.

 

Dire situation
For Columbus Can't Help Us
So Maybe Next Year