Official Crew Haiku

Gaven and Marshall
Once stalwarts now memories
Goodbye and good luck

 

Paladini! Score
speedy goals or punch Jay Heaps.
Those are your choices

 

Wow
such berhalter

Many power points made


wow

wow

so impressive

 

missed a syllable
last line I think... or middle
short one syllable

 

Legends are all gone
Faithful in Crewville are stunned
In need of crew-ade

 

Don't worry Ch(Elsey)
have yourself some bourbon at
Christie's Cabaret

 

Must be good bourbon
To convince me that I want to
slum in that dwelling

 

Middle line is wrong
Seven not eight for haiku
You need more bourbon

 

6 month old baby in house. Tired. ... Broken haiku thought.

 

Give Marcus bourbon
Sleeping baby means Ch(Elsey)
writes proper haiku

 

bourbon bourbon bour
bon bourbon bourbon bourbon
bourbon bourbon zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

His first runny nose
Makes walking zombie momma
I need coffee now

 

Now pinch hitting for
Pedro Borbón... Manuel
Mota....(Mota)...... ((mo........))

 

Christmas Eve Eve Eve
Really wishing that it was
Crewsmas Eve Eve Eve

 

I remember one
game when North end threw him beer
He drank that beer too

 

Watching the Crew play
And watching my grass seed grow
Are equally fun

 

Brave Clark does not move
Limp ball floats into his hand
Espindola sucks

 

Tchani gives game ball
Award is not accepted
Espindola sucks

 

F U McCullers
Out of site, out of mind
Suck it Time Warner

 

Espindola's Shot
Hails of derisive laughter!
Screw You Prick Bastard

 

And Danny O'Rourke
Will He Ever Score A Goal?
Eight Ball Says "No Way"!

 

Do not know this team
So who the ******** is that guy
Nameless S O B

 

If team's on network
very few people can watch,
do games really count?

 

Soccer on TV
Crew soccer? Maybe? Perhaps?
Nope. Time for World Cup.