OFFICAL The DC United 2016 Prediction Thread [R]

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Q*bert Jones III, Mar 3, 2016.

  1. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Good people, place your predictions here that we may laugh at you when you falter or when Colorado lifts the Shield.

    East
    1:
    2:
    3:
    4:
    5:
    6:
    ----------------------------
    7:
    8:
    9:
    10:


    West
    1:
    2:
    3:
    4:
    5:
    6:
    ----------------------------
    7:
    8:
    9:
    10:

    Shield:
    Cup:
    US Open Cup:
     
  2. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    East
    1: Toronto
    2: Columbus
    3: NYRB
    4: NE
    5: Montreal
    6: United
    ----------------------------
    7: Orlando
    8: NYCFC
    9: Philly
    10: Chicago


    West
    1: Dallas
    2: Portland
    3: Vancouver
    4: Seattle
    5: LA
    6: KC
    ----------------------------
    7: SJ
    8: Houston
    9: RSL
    10: Colorado


    Shield: Dallas
    Cup: United (What, me worry?)
    US Open Cup: Montreal
     
  3. DecadeOfDCU26

    DecadeOfDCU26 Member+

    May 2, 2007
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Close enough.
     
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  5. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I don't think The Donald will have taken over Quebec that quickly.
     
  6. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    East
    1: Columbus
    2: Toronto
    3: NE
    4: DC United
    5: NYRB
    6: Montreal
    ----------------------------
    7: Orlando
    8: Philly
    9: Chicago
    10: NYCFC


    West
    1: Dallas
    2: Vancouver
    3: Portland
    4: Seattle
    5: Kansas City
    6: San Jose
    ----------------------------
    7: LA Galaxy
    8: RSL
    9: Houston
    10: Colorado

    Shield: Dallas
    Cup: DC United (homer, homer, homer)
    US Open Cup: NY Cosmos
     
  7. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    East
    1: Columbus
    2: Toronto
    3: DC
    4: MTL
    5: New England
    6: NJ
    ----------------------------
    7: Philly
    8: NYCFC
    9: Orlando
    10: Chicago


    West
    1: Burn
    2: Kansas
    3: Seattle
    4: Portland
    5: Vancouver
    6: LA
    ----------------------------
    7: RSL
    8: Houston
    9: Colorado
    10: San Jose (Wooden Spoon in a stunning upset over Colorado)

    Shield: Burn (over MTL)
    Cup: Burn
    US Open Cup: DC United
     
  8. Stan Collins

    Stan Collins Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Silver Spring, MD
    East
    1: Toronto
    2: Columbus
    3: NYRB
    4: Montreal
    5: United
    6: Orlando
    ----------------------------
    7: New England
    8: NYCFC
    9: Philly
    10: Chicago


    West
    1: Dallas
    2: Portland
    3: Vancouver
    4: Seattle
    5: LA
    6: SJ
    ----------------------------
    7: KC
    8: Houston
    9: RSL
    10: Colorado

    Shield: Dallas
    Cup: Toronto United of course!
     
  9. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Splendid choice.
     
  10. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    I predict DC United will finish as the best MLS team in the greater Washington region. 20 years running which will also be a new record.
     
  11. itwasi

    itwasi Member+

    May 9, 2008
    I don't know
    Club:
    DC United
    #11 itwasi, Mar 4, 2016
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2016
    I haven't paid attention to the other teams offseason moves and only watch a few preseason games & CCL - so with that little amount of data here I am to mouth-off

    East
    1: Toronto
    2: Montreal
    3: NYRB
    4: Orlando
    5: Columbus
    6: New England
    ----------------------------
    7: DC United (If this team comes together I could see them in 2nd)
    8: Philly
    9: NYCFC
    10: Chicago


    West
    1: Dallas
    2: Vancouver
    3: KC
    4: LA
    5: Seattle
    6: RSL
    ----------------------------
    7: Portland
    8: SJ
    9: Houston
    10: Colorado

    Shield: Dallas
    Cup: Vancouver
    US Open Cup: LA
     
  12. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    MLS leading goal scorer: Sabo
    MLS MVP/Newcomer: Acosta
    MLS Most Improved: Marcelo
    MLS Cup MVP: Taylor Kemp

    Thx,

    Jay!
     
  13. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Now that's drinking the Kool-Aid!!!!!!
     
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  14. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tainted with LSD :D :alien:
     
  15. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    More like LSD tainted with Kool-Aid. :D
     
  16. DecadeOfDCU26

    DecadeOfDCU26 Member+

    May 2, 2007
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    is newcomer an actual award? Acosta could actually win that if he pans out
     
  17. Marco10

    Marco10 Member+

    Sep 9, 2002
    East
    1: Crew (continuity and improved defense, younger players on upswing)
    2: NE (continuity and built to score, slightly improved defense)
    3: TFC (Giovinco and Altidore, finally paying attention to defense)
    4: Montreal (Drogba/Piatti is deadly, but it's a long season)
    5: Orlando (Larin is a beast and Kaka has some tools to work with, defense still suspect though)
    6: NYRB (MLS will adjust and they can't stay healthy again like they did miraculously last year)
    ----------------------------
    7: DC (Enough said)
    8: NYCFC (Still imbalanced and not enough defense)
    9: Union (too many changes to gel quickly)
    10: Fire (Too many changes as well, but also too many young players in key roles)


    West
    1: Seattle (Built like DC to defend and steal a goal to win, but they have goal scoring talent)
    2: Vancouver (This is their year, if Morales gets back to elite which I think he will)
    3: FCD (Still just a tad too young and I don't think Urruti will make people forget Blas)
    4: Portland (Not enough depth to repeat)
    5: SKC (Solid, but only scorer is Dwyer and every team in MLS knows that, Davis<Nemeth)
    6: LA (Too talented to totally tank, but it doesn't look good for them defensively)
    ----------------------------
    7: RSL (If Morales has one more year in him, they make playoffs, but I don't think he does)
    8: Houston (Still doesn't thrill me and age in key positions too)
    9: SJ (Built to defend, but tough to win when only Wondo scores and how long can that continue?)
    10: Colorado (Seriously, totally inept rebuilding process and they had nothing to start with)

    Shield: Crew (weaker conference than west winner Seattle, who will wear down thru season)
    Cup: Vancouver (best combination of offense, defense, youth and depth to win late in year)
    US Open Cup: FCD (youth and depth will see them through)

    Golden Boot: Jozy Altidore, but Larin will push him if Kaka stays healthy
    Rookie: Jordan Morris
    Defender: Clarence Goodson
    Goalkeeper: David Ousted (as a do over from last year)
    Coach: Berhalter

    Fantasy winner: Utdmaniacs
    :)
     
  18. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    Yes. I actually saw a legitimate tweet predicting it.

    Thx,

    Jay!
     
  19. DCUSA

    DCUSA Member+

    Jan 14, 2006
    Virginia
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You guys might want to check out San Jose's roster, they will be good (and those are words to choke on in October).

    East
    1. Orlando
    2. Toronto
    3. Montreal
    4. Columbus
    5. DC
    6. New England
    7. RedBull
    8. Chicago
    9. Philly
    10. NYC

    West
    1. Portland
    2. San Jose
    3. Vancouver
    4. Dallas
    5. LA
    6. KC
    7. Seattle
    8. RSL
    9. Colorado
    10. Houston

    Shield: Portland
    MLS Cup: Orlando
    US Open Cup: DC
     
  20. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    After yesterday's move, I'm glad I picked Colorado 10th. Too bad there isn't an 11th in the West.
     
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  21. Saltenya94

    Saltenya94 Member

    Jul 29, 2003
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    DC United
    Forever. In the last 6 seasons, 5 of those, he's score a minimum of 14 goals, and the one "off" season he scored 11. With steady goals in let's say 14 games per season. They have a realistic chance of winning 14 games. For a man at 33 years young, he's a steady scorer.
     
  22. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They actually manage to get the ball to him 3 feet from goal so he can tap it in. That requires a team capable of moving the ball up the field.

    I'm jealous. If we had that Sabo would have 14 goals per season.

    james
     
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  23. Marco10

    Marco10 Member+

    Sep 9, 2002
    Still got a shot at it!! And leading the fantasy league too.

    Uh, please look away from the rest of my picks though..........:rolleyes:
     
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  24. Marco10

    Marco10 Member+

    Sep 9, 2002
    Wow, did we all miss out on them this season! I still don't know how they're doing it.
     
  25. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    I look at their roster and I'm like, "Huh?"
     

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