The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

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  1. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
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  2. Pauncho

    Pauncho Member+

    Mar 2, 1999
    Bexley, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't really have any more personal animosity towards the ordinary decent soccer fans who happen to live in Austin, Texas, than I have towards the ordinary decent NFL fans who happen to live in Baltimore, Maryland. They got a local team to root for through the (corrupt) workings of the American sports league business model, and didn't really have a lot of power or choice in the matter.

    Please make note of what I have not said about the owners, senior front office personnel, and obnoxious trolls who are associated with Austin or Baltimore.
     
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  3. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
    That does not really leave anyone else then not to hate.
     
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  4. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018

    To be fair. No one seems to be posting in there anyway. It must be lonely being a supporter for a team that does not exist.
     
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  5. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    If a broccoli tree falls in a former toxic waste site, and no one is there to hear it, does it make any sound?
     
  6. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
    Was there an explosion though the last time that happened there?
     
  7. Groundd

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    Sep 16, 2011
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    I’m in the same boat.

    I do find it interesting they have a huge announcement going on and I don’t see it trending on any social media or here.
     
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  8. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    At least she's from the area, and should know something about the market. Unlike the traitors from the Crew FO.
     
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  9. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
    But it might explain some of the kid glove treatment he got in the local press.
     
  10. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
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    United States
  11. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Here's the Austin Statesman's sports section:

    https://www.statesman.com/sports

    Nothing whatsoever about the announcement. It's really quite amazing. I mean, I've doubted local support for this enterprise for a long time, but the amount of nothingness related to media coverage of this supposed huge moment in Austin pro sports history is far worse than I would have thought possible. There was a single op-ed about in yesterday's paper down there, but even that was kinda tongue-in-cheek, lukewarm.
     
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  12. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
    They have more coverage of scooters then Brocoli right now.
     
  13. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A random DC United fan is posting a bunch of links and photos in the Austin expansion thread. It just gets more bizarre. Whatever, I have to go get some groceries.
     
  14. B-M-T

    B-M-T Member

    Jun 23, 2001
    Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    I'm not going to play their stream and add to the count, but i did see some twitter videos from their new handle.... they are tens of people there! Looks like they spent under $1 each on those tiny see-through flags.
     
  15. Chris_Bailey

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    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
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    Columbus Crew
    #40 Chris_Bailey, Jan 15, 2019
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    This announcement has a certainly less-polished feel to it. Tony's first words? Queso-related.
     
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  16. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
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    United States
    Trying to keep track of Kneepads' twitter while on my conference call... it's sickening
     
  17. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
    https://www.statesman.com/sports/20...y-announced-as-27th-mls-club-with-local-roots

     
  18. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Until last season, FCD had been starting home matches at 8 PM for a few years and everybody LOVED it, since the sun had gone down enough that you'd be watching matches on warm evenings without the sun beating down on you. It was even better than the 7:30 kickoffs they used to have.

    Then last season, for no apparent reason, they moved home kickoffs to 7 PM. Everyone suspect that it's for TV, but I don't know why TXA 21 (an independent station, but owned by CBS) would prefer 7-9 PM on Saturday nights over 8-10.

    But yes, that does make a difference.
     
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  19. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Well, this should be the high water mark for this new franchise for quite a while. Not saying they won't get it done in the end. We'll see. Only that they won't kick off for at least two years, so it'll be pretty easy to ignore them and focus on what really matters.
     
  20. jack sticker

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    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    The red headed step child is the MC
     
  21. jack sticker

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    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    Evil Ginger "Yall keep Austin Weird"
     
  22. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
    Two buttons must be contagious.
     

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  23. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
    Lalas talks about the Hispanics they do a wrap around shot. 95 percent gringos.
     
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  24. jack sticker

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    Jun 5, 2018
    Looks like two chins got a new shirt for Christmas. Solid blue is the new checkered.
     

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  25. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I worry about the time that some of you spend stalking your ex-lovers online.....
     

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