The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's old. We let him ramble.
     
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  2. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll show you old you dick. Just let me get a quick nap first.
     
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  3. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually that wasn't the original ending but I went for a less angry take.

    So of course I get called out for it. Fine. No more Mr Nice Monkey
     
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  4. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I
    I played O-40 year-round for 2 years until my knees told me to eff off, so I had to retire for the time being. Plus I'm really a crap player suited mostly for giving someone a breather for 10-15 minutes. I can't imagine being one of those guys who puts in 60-80 minutes on Friday and does it again on Sundays, but I admire the guys that do it. In the winter, there are some guys on Friday Nights at NC who will play an 8:00 game, then change shirts and jump in on a 9:00 game when a team is short on subs. I call them lifesavers.

    I'm curious as to what NOASA team you play for. I wonder if we know some of the same guys who play O-30 and O-40.
     
  5. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    PM if you like.
     
  6. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought I would too. We also had a couple older players. But when I was still sore on Saturday from last Sunday's game....
     
  7. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I want to say that the Austin chant sheet is the most embarrassingly hurried rush job of a hymnal I've ever seen...

    ...but I'm LCMS and grew up with the Blue Hymnal.
     
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  8. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    green>new red
     
  9. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Is this some sort of Missouri Synod smack talk?
     
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  10. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #385 Bill Archer, Jan 19, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2019
    That's really impressive.

    People could learn so much around here if they weren't so convinced that we eat babies.

    Snd I happen to know that the identity of the deepest most informed religious person around here would floor everybody
     
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  11. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Isn't green the ELCA hymnal?

    I'm all about the Burgundy hymnal, by the way.
     
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  12. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, ELCA; never been to a MS church; I assumed at least the hymnals were the same; guess not.
     
  13. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The green hymnal is why the blue one was so rushed. LCMS was initially involved in the green hymnal project, but the ideological drift between the two synods was starting to get pretty big around this time, so Missouri pulled out. They were in such a hurry to beat the green hymnal to the market (fearing LCMS churches would adopt it) that they rushed the blue hymnal to press.
     
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  14. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Sheeeiiit, dog. I was raised ELCA (and whatever it was before that). We look askance at those nutty Missouri Synod nutbars.

    I won't have my reputation ruined, Sir!

    Maybe...
     
  15. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    I remember the green one.
     
  16. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Shots fired!
    (or Theses nailed?)
     
  17. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BTW, I’ve found two things about the Man in Black wearing black.
    One was that he said that black was easier to keep clean-looking on long tours; the other (in jest) that it was “slimming.”
    Am I missing something?
     
  18. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Dude.

    Dude.

    DUDE.

    There's an entire song about it.
     
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  19. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    *actually listens to the song again*

    *hangs head in shame*
     
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  20. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    Dublin, OH
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My Husky is turning 17 next month.

    @Ch(Elsey) - condolences on losing a cherished family friend.
     
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  21. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    Do you people have the pet fountain of youth?
     
  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There's a cat named Ed sitting on my lap right now who is 19. Maybe not as spry as he once was but twice as ornery
     
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  23. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    There must be something in the water that makes your guys animals live forever.
     
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  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cherish him.
     
  25. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Funny, I just saw this and thought of this post:
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    (No, it’s not quite historically accurate, and poor image quality.)
     
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