The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's a safe bet. That bunch is spineless and gutless
     
  2. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There seem to be a lot of really tough adult soccer teams in Northeast Ohio. With the University of Akron, College of Wooster, Mount Union, Hiram, Cleveland State, am I missing anyone, there seem to be a lot of former college players still kicking the ball around.
     
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  3. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Of course they have dunkel on tap. Usually one on in the clubhouse and for the fests, they'll have at least one tap in the beer garden. If they run out, they always have bottles of dunkel behind the bar. There's also a club member who owns Two Monks Brewing in Akron who makes a Schwarzbier for us at festival time.

    Here's the events calendar for this year. You might want to mark your calendar for the Bierfest in June and Oktoberfest in September.

    https://www.germanfamilysociety.com/events.shtml
     
  4. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You won't find much about it on line or on BugSoccer, but the 0-30 world has changed drastically over the last ten years. The fat old man brigade gets run over. I've seen some scary teams that really know how to play.

    Total sea change.
     
  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Damn right I will.
     
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  6. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    That's why I stick to D-2. That and I'm 40 now.
     
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  7. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    Case Western, John Carroll, BW, Malone, Walsh. Yea, there are a lot.

    You've got the same situation in Columbus as well. Within about an hour's drive you have OSU, Capital, Otterbein, ODU, Ohio Wesleyan, Wittenberg, Cedarville, Wilmington, Mount Vernon, Kenyon, Denison, and Muskingum.

    Ohio has some really good college teams at just about every level. Akron is obviously a top D1 program and OSU pops up every once in a while. Cedarville is a solid D2 program and is usually in the NCAA tournament. D3 is pretty loaded with many teams that can be a top 10 team in any given year. In terms of non-NCAA schools, Rio Grande is pretty dominant in the NAIA.
     
  8. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Going against former male college players on a coed rec league is brutal. Not. Fast. Enough.

    Gosh. When did you get so old?
     
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  9. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's also why I gave up reffing.

    They put me on centers at the Columbus tournament, u 17's and I simply couldn't run with them. I went home and told my wife I was done.
     
  10. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What I hated was going against them in a O-30 league when they were only 23 or 24.... Ugh. Nailed them once though--it's not wise to pretend that you are over 30 when your former HS principal and one of your old teachers (teammates of mine) is playing against you.... Amazing how so many people who drove to a game waaay out past the suburbs all of a sudden didn't have drivers licenses.
     
  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sometimes my pops has the joy of reffing this board’s spell and grammar checker.
     
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  12. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Enjoy it while it lasts. I hit 50 and 50 hit back, and I retired from my O-40 team. That was 13 years ago, almost.
     
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  13. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    It's not any better in non-coed.

    Last March.
     
  14. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    NOASA, for better or worse, put a no-shit end to that by requiring electronic registration. Not easily fakable.
     
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  15. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    If I make it to 65 (like a couple guys I know WHO STILL PLAY O-30 AND O-40) and can play a bit, I'll be ecstatic.
     
  16. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    At one point, I wasn't sure he ever left Stark County. Then he showed up one Sunday morning in Green.
     
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  17. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The best thing about this post is that it was posted so earnestly and unironically.

    Bravo.
     
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  18. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pops stopped around 60. As you know, he is still reffing. He had played with the Limeys for so long.
     
  19. Salacious Bum

    Salacious Bum Member

    Jun 5, 2010
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Now that I’m approaching 40, I do find this stuff kind of annoying. But then I remember how hard it was sometimes in my own post college years to even find a game to play in. If you weren’t quite elite level, it was just a weird time of life to try and stay involved.

    So now I cut the younger ones a little bit of slack. Then crunch em with a tackle.
     
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  20. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No.
     
  21. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    By the time that happens, he’ll be Chicharote.
     
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  22. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    That team turned into a bunch of dicks for some reason.
     
  23. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Probably because he’s banned from here.
     
  24. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought we didn't ban morons no matter how moronic they tried to moron?
     
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  25. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You went a long way for that punchline.
     

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