The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

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  1. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    It is a choice to have that beard.
     
  2. mancity17

    mancity17 Member

    Aug 15, 2018
    All the crying from the dog story.......
     
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  3. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seriously. I need to get away from that beautifully narrated story. Losing our oldest cat last week, our beautiful baby of nearly 18 years. The cat given to my husband by his mother (by complete surprise and when Tim was an utter wreck) on his 20th birthday, the first birthday after his own father died of cancer. That little ornery and social kitten.

    He was the first pet I have ever lost since I did not have pets growing up. Still too raw. On Monday we received a rainbow bridge card with his paw print in ink from the vet office (I was unaware of this gesture). I started bawling. I told Tim that I was not prepared to open that envelope. I had no idea losing a pet was this rough.
     
  4. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018

    That is impressive. A cat made it 18 years.
     
  5. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    It's ********ing terrible...
     
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  6. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My second cat, named Whiskers after the cat in the book my mom got me after our first one, Rosie, died (Whiskers once and always) was a shelter cat who lived to the ripe age of 16.

    She disappeared for a few days before she died but came back. I was away from home, living in Columbus, and didn't get to see her. It's always killed me that I never got to say goodbye to her.
     
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  7. Bluecat82

    Bluecat82 Member+

    Feb 24, 1999
    Minneapolis, MN
    Club:
    Minnesota United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anthony Precourt is this generation's Norm Green.

    Who still sucks.

    Also, "Vamos El Tree" may possibly be the dumbest thing I've seen in my entire life...and I turn 62 this year.
     
  8. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They didn't fail .Their instructions were to tank the market to give Precourt cover and they did.
     
  9. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, and thanks for the pet stories so I could cry through lunch, assholes!

    Signed,Guy who had to put two dogs to sleep in a three week period one summer.
     
  10. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This one'll really get you...

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We are really the worst. Well not Austin bad, but then again, none of us could be quite that level.
     
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  12. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    You...you...dust...damn dust.
     
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  13. mancity17

    mancity17 Member

    Aug 15, 2018
    WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS????!!!!!
     
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  14. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I really gotta get these clogged up tear ducts checked out...
     
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  15. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey. Can we get back to busting up Austin sock puppets? You know in this "offical" thread.
     
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  16. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, they were easily proven wrong by #savethecrew people from minute one of this debacle.

    They sucked at sucking.
     
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  17. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    I know I hope they come back to play with us.
     
  18. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm going to ignore the obvious things. To me it is going to be really interesting over time about attendance. We all know that attendance the first year or two should/better be great. AP and gang will give away tickets if that gives the projection that there is no issue with attendance. Perception perception perception.

    To me though, the big things that stand out with some of the newer teams (Orlando and Cincinnati) is that they both had incredible success with their USL teams in the limited number of years in existence. Austin did not.

    There are certainly outliers (see Atlanta) but over time, this is the biggest "worrisome" thing I have for the franchise (other than the obvious ownership).
     
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  19. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    The Silverbacks did okay in NASL.
     
  20. Dr.Fever

    Dr.Fever Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 19, 2018
    ...and yet we still keep going back to the shelter to get another after each loss, knowing that that is what awaits us at some point every time.

    I am just the steward for the dog/cat's hopefully wonderful life.
     
  21. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    My deepest condolences. I've been there.
     
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  22. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    I asked those questions before I was banned in Austin. The purple is really violet. They claim Austin is widely known as the "city of the violet crown". I asked some Texans I know who said they've never heard it called that.

    The bird is a grackle. It's a nuisance bird, and not especially identified with Austin. Sort of like their tree.
     
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  23. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Yeah, I tried warning them about "Vamos El Tree" but they didn't listen and I was banned by Billy. So let them beclown themelves further is my current attitude.
     
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  24. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Your objection was the most childish, nativist bullshit I've ever seen. It's mockable without invoking the Fear of the Brown.
     
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  25. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    You really think it's not an issue for an MLS club to identify itself with the Mexican national team?
     

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