October 19, Trump v. Clinton - The Battle in Las Vegas

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  1. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
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    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
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    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Donald J. Trump

    v.


    Hillary Rodham Clinton






    6 rounds, 15 minutes each

    Live from the University of Nevada, Las Vegas
    9 PM, Eastern, 6 PM Pacific

    Officiated by Chris Wallace:
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    Oops, I mean the other Chris Wallace:

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    A BATTLE TO THE DEARTH


    Will there be a parachute?

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    Will each retain both ears?

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    What ever happens, it will never match:

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  2. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    That was a lot of work. Well done nutter.
     
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  3. taylor

    taylor Member+

    Jun 9, 2000
    Fav team: FC CARL ZEISS JENA
    Club:
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    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    I believe it should be, "the battle OF las vegas"
     
  4. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
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    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    So if Biggie Smalls Christopher Wallace is moderating, does that mean Tupac is alive?

    I knew it!
     
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  5. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I propose a drinking game based on variations on the phrase "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." If a talking head says it, {chug}; if a candidate says it, {double chug}
     
  6. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    I think I'll pass.

    I'm no longer in my early 20's and getting shit-faced to the point of oblivion just doesn't appeal to me.

    Now, kindly vacate the grassy area in front of my house.
     
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  7. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What's the format of this one? Poetry slam? Mime? Ballroom dance? Nunchucks?
     
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  8. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
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    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    Breakdancing, rapping, and tagging/graffiti.

    B/c the Notorious B.I.G. is moderating.
     
  9. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
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    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
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    And I'll expect to see Elvis in the audience.
     
  10. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
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    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    To watch this debate I'm going to need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amylase.

    As for Chris Wallace ... Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for f**koffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.
     
  11. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    OK, dude, I take back what I said about you not being able to run a wingnut website.

    On a more serious note, is the world still going to exist on October 19?
     
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  12. sitruc

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  13. soccernutter

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    Tottenham Hotspur
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    United States
    I've heard the same about lawyers, nurses, teachers, inspectors, police officers, even industry scientists, in slightly different terms. There are always going to be great ones in every profession or trade, good ones, average ones, poor ones, and those figuring out how to ride things out and do just enough not to get fired. And there are those who also have the ability to reach a position which rises above their skill.
     
  14. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pour the ether on your floorboard and listen to the debate on the radio. But to get the full effect, you'll need to be driving through the desert just outside of Barstow.
     
  15. roby

    roby Member+

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    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    So, in other words, just the same daily routine. :cautious:
     
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  16. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
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    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Repped for the Hunter S. Thomspon reference!
     
  17. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    I put this on the wrong thread but you still have to laugh.

    • The White House's press secretary mocked Donald Trump for suggesting he and Hillary Clinton should be drug-tested before their third debate
    • 'The candidate who snorted his way through the first two debates is now accusing the other candidate of taking drugs?' Josh Earnest jabbed
     
  18. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    This is in two days.

    Almost forgot ...
     
  19. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    New Jersey
    If "Will you accept the results of the election if you lose?" Is not one of the first questions asked then this debate is rigged.
     
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  20. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can we just all vote now? I'm so tired of these goddamn debates.
     
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  21. chad

    chad Member+

    Jun 24, 1999
    Manhattan Beach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you're still voting for Johnson, you might as well consider yourself excused.
     
  22. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What?
     
  23. MasterShake29

    MasterShake29 Member+

    Oct 28, 2001
    Jersey City, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's a troll.
     
  24. chad

    chad Member+

    Jun 24, 1999
    Manhattan Beach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You might as well consider yourself as having already voted since you have already decided to vote for an ignorant dipshit -- a "protest" vote for whom comes across as nothing but a vote for the "DUH SMOKE WEED BRUH" party.
     
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  25. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you keep repeating that last sentence you may get me to change my vote from Clinton to the pot dude.
     
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