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What? If you're referring length as a measure of time, then I've got time.

 

Take their inflated sense of importance, add in some Fuentes blood doping, a pinch of corrupt officiating, their transfer hypocrisy and all the theatrics in the world.

 

Just like youngstars randomly stumbles upon our forum too!

 

Your timing is impeccable for a one day old thread!

 

He's like Beetlejuice. If you mention Madrid 3 times he just appears.

 

What's the magic word for Farcelona?

 

Eufemiano *3

 

What's Spanish for tax break?

 

Spurs willing to pay 40 m pounds for Sanchez Davinson, wow, the market for CBs is bad.

 

Ask @AmoebaCulture

 

Who made this title?

 

OFFICIAL: The shortlist for The Best FIFA Men's Player 2017 award. pic.twitter.com/08lJ9t6NzO

— Football Tweet ⚽ (@Football__Tweet) August 17, 2017

 

Club loyalties don’t matter when you’re talking about the best. 🏆 pic.twitter.com/ajJgBN4C5B

— B/R Football (@brfootball) August 17, 2017

 

Chaz...uncontested.

 

And so what does this have to do with Manchester United? I'm asking because what you just described - I thought you were talking about United and not Barcelona.

 

If that's the case, we better fire our special doctor asap. He's ********ing shit.

 

If Mizz was a mod, hes be dead already.

 

My time will come. I'm like the Joker, once things get bad enough you'll turn to me to fix things. And I'll burn this fvcker to the ground.

 

Can we close this thread?

 

Why?

 

Because he knows he's first on the chopping block when I come into power.

 

Because it's a ridiculous and pointless thread to have on a United forum. There's no particular record of animosity between the clubs. Who gives a shit here about Barcelona anyway? And, truth be told, Barcelona fans have a lot more to laugh about when looking at us recently than we do looking at them.

If we're going to have a thread like this, better to have a go at Leeds. Or combine it with Liverpool, so we can have a thread dedicated to taking shots at Leeds and Liverpool. The material to work with is pretty rich.

 

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