NO UNION MASCOT!

Discussion in 'Philadelphia Union' started by mattylip, Nov 26, 2013.

  1. mattylip

    mattylip Member+

    Philadelphia Union
    Jul 22, 2011
    Cherry Hill (127, D)
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Under the category of even bad publicity is good publicity, Phang was making the rounds on various local TV morning shows today promoting the team, the playoff run and the USOC Final. That exposure for the team is very good and could not be replicated otherwise. Prior to Phang, a player would have to be there.
     
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  2. Cherry Hill SOB

    Cherry Hill SOB Member+

    Aug 30, 2012
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    what current or former Union player's DNA do we think was on that cleat?

    Given all the hype? Has to be Freddy. Probably plays about as well too.
     
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  3. Union42

    Union42 Member+

    Jul 29, 2013
    Swarthmore, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We'll know a lot more during his first halftime minigame appearance. For example, if he dribbles the ball out of bounds unchallenged, it was likely Andrew Wenger.
     
  4. thomas19064

    thomas19064 Member+

    Apr 29, 2008
    Delco
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, the Mohawk definitely suggests it is Califf:

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  5. mattylip

    mattylip Member+

    Philadelphia Union
    Jul 22, 2011
    Cherry Hill (127, D)
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  6. SoccerNCheesesteaks

    Jul 1, 2009
    Hatfield
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Okay, I've had a day to think on it. The backstory was cute, and it's a fun thing for the kids. I guess I'm a Phang Phan now. :D
     
  7. LiverpoolFanatic

    Liverpool FC, Philadelphia Union
    Feb 19, 2000
    Lancaster, PA
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A snake with a mohawk....good grief.
     
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  8. thomas19064

    thomas19064 Member+

    Apr 29, 2008
    Delco
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are SO MANY LEGITIMATE THINGS to bitch about with this team... complaining about a mascot just makes you look like an idiot and diminishes your legitimate complaints because you become a person who "just likes to complain about everything" in the eyes of the team.

    Pick your battles people.
     
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  9. aztec21bas

    aztec21bas BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 24, 2009
    Mullica Hill, NJ
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  10. Starpork

    Starpork Member+

    Nov 12, 2013
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Is it acceptable to think the mascot is stupid but not feel that strongly about it?
     
  11. sentrido

    sentrido Member

    Jul 9, 2010
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    meh.
     
  12. thomas19064

    thomas19064 Member+

    Apr 29, 2008
    Delco
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    yes.
     
  13. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Human DNA on the cleats? Definitely Califf.
     
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  14. CyphaPSU

    CyphaPSU Member+

    Mar 16, 2003
    Not Far
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ok, here’s my petty complaint. If they’re going to go with one, I wish it were a mascot somehow related to the theme of the team (like a cartoonish Revolutionary War general in uniform or something, after all that was the inspiration of the original primary kit). But, I know, the Phillies and Sixers ‘scots are random creatures, too. But, it’s for the kids anyway. Oh so glad I could get that off my chest...

    Now back to complaining about real Union problems.
     
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  15. christie3

    christie3 Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    Rising Sun, MD
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Didn't you read his back story. His great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather posed for the "Don't Tread on Me" cartoon.
     
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  16. Union42

    Union42 Member+

    Jul 29, 2013
    Swarthmore, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looks like things didn't end well for his great-great-great.....great-great-great grandpa. Benjamin_Franklin_-_Join_or_Die.jpeg
     
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  17. celt1997

    celt1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 31, 2006
    Philly Burbs
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My wife texted me this morning to let me know that one of the radio stations she was listening to (probably XTU) was giving Phang a little ribbing about his arms.

    My kids think he's kind of weird looking, but admitted they'd definitely give him a high-five, or fist bump, if they saw him.
     
  18. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dude, the Phanatic is related to Jim Henson and the Muppets. He (she?) isn't just some random creature ...

    ;)
     
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  19. CITY&UNION

    CITY&UNION Member

    Oct 23, 2011
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    A snake with arms!? Unbelievable!!! Has anyone counted the greats in the great-great-great.... grandfather, factored in the breeding age of snakes and the year that the Join or Die cartoon was drawn to see if the number of generations is accurate!? I require anatomical and biological accuracy in my mascots and their backstories!!!
     
  20. ScottyMac26

    ScottyMac26 Member+

    Jan 13, 2012
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    I think it’s silly. I also don’t care. Probably some egg at the academy everyone will start egg gargling soon about the talent pipeline. Why can’t they sign quality Euro mascots? This @#$&ing team never spends!

    Watford just cut theirs. Harry the Hornet is available on a free! If we had better scouts we’d be in on this. He’ll just end up in Atlanta as Georgie the Yellow Jacket.

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  21. Union42

    Union42 Member+

    Jul 29, 2013
    Swarthmore, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are several area colleges that pump out a new crop of mascots every spring who are hungry and ready to take the next step in their mascoting careers. Take whatever kid is in the Villanova Wildcat suit...they may not have the natural talent to be the next Phanatic or Swoop, but they are local, have national championship experience, and would make a phine Phang.
     
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  22. thomas19064

    thomas19064 Member+

    Apr 29, 2008
    Delco
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was drinking a Shock Top last night during the game and realized Phang looks like the Shock Top Orange:

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  23. mattylip

    mattylip Member+

    Philadelphia Union
    Jul 22, 2011
    Cherry Hill (127, D)
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So where was Phang yesterday?? He shows up and we get thumped by Montreal. He's MIA yesterday and we win.

    Is Phang the next Toni Stahl???
     
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  24. Union42

    Union42 Member+

    Jul 29, 2013
    Swarthmore, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe he was hanging out with Swoop at the Eagles game?

    Or maybe they were trying to save money and bought a suit that couldn't get rained on? An "I'm melting! I'm melting!" incident would traumatize the kids.
     
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  25. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He was getting ready for Gritty's big unveil today.

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