PBP: No Redbull!!!! thread?

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Marco10, Sep 10, 2016.

  1. Marco10

    Marco10 Member+

    Sep 9, 2002
    I get the drooping interest in general, but unless I'm mistaken, we're playing Redbull tomorrow.
    Where's the venom? Where's the sarcastic pre-game thoughts?

    Anything? Bueller?

    I suppose I could start. I hate Redbull with a great hatred. I fully expect Hamid to shut them down now that his Kryptonite Sam plays for us instead of against us.

    That and Felipe is a puke, Kljestan is a hipster doofus, BWP shoots like a 2 year old with a machine gun, Robles is the least deserving GKOY in the history of the world, and the NYR defense is worse than a leaky paint bucket.

    Who's with me?
     
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  2. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Besides who can respect anyone who has worn a pornstache?

    Sent from my SCH-I200 using Tapatalk
     
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  3. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    RB causes cancer.

    james
     
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  4. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is basically the season. We don't at least tie we are pretty much done for.

    james
     
  5. DCUSA

    DCUSA Member+

    Jan 14, 2006
    Virginia
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No points will be taken here, in fact I foresee a shellacking. However, I don't thinkbit will affect United's playoff chances much. Two games against Orlando sorts them out, and we're neck and neck with the Revs. This is after a loss tomorrow. Must win games are on the horizon, I don't think this is it.
     
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  6. Marco10

    Marco10 Member+

    Sep 9, 2002
    You sir, suck. And your opinions too.
    We will beat redbull tomorrow because that is the order of the universe. If you are confused, see I would rather take out my eyeballs with a spoon than lose to redbull dot com.

    You, and your rational thoughts are frankly somewhat troubling. Please remind yourself of what we do here and recalibrate your responses accordingly.

    Or eff off.

    We will win and grind our way to a well deserved first round playoff loss. We will not settle for less, and we will not settle for rolling over to redbull down the stretch. No sir we will not have that! No sir.
     
  7. Murr

    Murr Member+

    Apr 14, 2007
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    DC United
    That's why I drink Monster and Starbucks
     
  8. Murr

    Murr Member+

    Apr 14, 2007
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    DC United
    And eff those castrated cancer cows.
     
  9. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    Don't we have enough shared grief and pain on 9/11 without having to endure another public display of horror between New York (Joisey actually) and DC (Arlington Va actually). If this is some lowest rate pimping of an infamous event by MLS to take advantage of the 9/11 disaster shame on them.
     
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  10. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Without Acosta the soccer will likely be a horror show.
     
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  11. DCUSKINS

    DCUSKINS Member

    May 26, 2008
    San Francisco, CA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yup. Without Acosta in there I already know what type of game this will be from DC.
     
  12. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    So with no Acosta or Jeffrey, who starts alongside Sarvas? NDL and Vincent? Not exactly an attacking juggernaut. Maybe go with more of a 442?

    Hope Felipe gets two hard shots to the nuts this game.
     
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  13. Boda United

    Boda United Member

    Apr 18, 2003
    No. Va.
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Where's Acosta?!?
     
  14. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sitting out for yellow card accumulation.
     
  15. Freestyle2000

    Freestyle2000 Moderator

    Feb 6, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    If we're going to play "scrappy," we have to actually, like, outscrap them. They just wanted that goal more.
     
  16. John L

    John L Member+

    Sep 20, 2003
    Alexandria, VA
    I was looking at the standings two weeks ago and saw that we could win 4 games: Chicago, Orlando, Columbus, Orlando. This would keep Orlando out and keep us in. Unfortunately, Orlando won their game in-hand, and put a lot of pressure on us winning those four and sneaking in a few points against the upper teams: NYC, Red Bull, Toronto, NYC. But we could drop this game (especially without Acosta and Jeffrey), and still survive to the 6th spot.
     
  17. Freestyle2000

    Freestyle2000 Moderator

    Feb 6, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Is it okay now to say that Hamid is "slumping"?
     
  18. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Let's just say if I were him I would fire my agent
     
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  19. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Lol at the sub, good old Olsen
     
  20. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. Freestyle2000

    Freestyle2000 Moderator

    Feb 6, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    When your top creative player is out, and you have to also replace another central midfielder at the same time, you're only chance is to be ruthless on the very few chances you create. Sam on the breakaway, Mullins with the donkey touch in the first half on a ball that should have put him in alone: Those were it.
     
  22. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Two open net chances missed by Klej this game should be 5-0 right now
     
  23. Freestyle2000

    Freestyle2000 Moderator

    Feb 6, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Offensive Juggernaut Steve Birnbaum.
     
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  24. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Lol NY absolutely shits the bed, this almost feels like the league called in a favor
     
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  25. Freestyle2000

    Freestyle2000 Moderator

    Feb 6, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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