Through the interesting laws of our land that allows everyone to have a child but requires hairdressers to obtain permits... Draghignazzo had a girl! Please welcome to life's Nordecke Lilian Josephine Barros Schelleto. (I don't actually know his last name, I just realized) Everyone is doing great I am told. Please join me in congratulating the proud mama and papa. I assume he'll provide picture, plenty of pictures. The rest of you need to start copulating. The upper decks won't fill themselves.
Cut me some slack for I am only one man! Congrats to mom and dad. You ought to be back to a normal sleep pattern by the time the Crew win the MLS Cup...in 2010.
Thanks all. I didn't realize Dave started a thread on this until he linked it in the other thread where I posted a pic. Better late than never. And according to my wife, the way she was kicking in the womb she is an all out striker. Maybe WPS or WNT. I doubt MLS will ever go co-ed, so I'll have to get working on the new striker for The Crew.
Well, I talked the talk so I thought I better start walking the walk. Seventh round pick in the 2029 Megaduperdraft Max Ezra, um, Brull was born May 24, 2011 here in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. The little guy weighed in at 6 lbs 5 ozs and 19 1/4 in. long making him slightly lighter and slightly taller than Dave Sarachan whilst standing on Richie Williams shoulders. Since no current position is available based on his current set of talents, we have to create a new one which we will call Hack based on his treatment of his mother's stomach while in utero. His mother described viciousness from this little one you wouldn't see from Dema Kovalenko on an FC Dallas ankle This of course removes me from the real world of the internet for several months as social services apparently frowns on child neglect. Hopefully you all will all get a chance to meet young master...Brull at a Crew game around 2016 when his mother gets unprotective enough so that I can bring him down.
Yeah, unfortunately, l'il Max is a peanut (evidence below) and won't fit into Uncle Dragh's generous and incredibly appropriate onesie until about the time the Crew make the playoffs. Max has said he will grow a playoff beard however for Crew solidarity.
When we were waiting on Lillibug to arrive we were given all these infant clothes. I laid a pair of tiny pants into the crib and the wife and I stood over them marveling at just how minuscule the body had to be to fit into such tiny tiny pants. After she was born, those pants were baggy on her!!! She outgrew them in two weeks. Just wait, Dave...it will be faster than you think.
Well, Maximus Sillius was weighed, measured and found to be heavy. After shrinking to six pounds even, our boy weighed in at a bruising 6 lbs 12 oz. He has not however outgrown anything although there will be sad whimsy when he starts to. He can't be small forever