The powers that be refuse to have a discussion regarding adding a new (or two new) mods. As a man of the people, I've taken it upon myself to start a thread to discuss this topic. If nothing else, this should be good for a few laughs. "This forum needs a better class of moderator and I'm gonna give it to em."
All this bitching about needing another mod, so I go and create this thread and so far...nothing. So was it just complaining for the sake of complaining?
You created this thread less than 2hrs ago. Give it a little time and hopefully we'll see people start coming forward with their candidacy...
Two hours is a lifetime of you not replying to a thread. I thought you would be the first one to jump in here given your recent scuffle with RvN10.
I've clearly stated that I'm not interested in the job, so that's that. As far as give it time, it was clearly meant in regards to most people in this board. Not sure what you're getting so testy for here...
If I get voted in as the new mod, I promise two new vending machines in the lunch room. AND an extra cigarette break. Also, there will be no drug testing under my administration. "Chaz and change - 2019"
Ashur would be excellent at the job by default - he never sleeps, and 80% of the posts on here are his. The job practically does itself. He'd be the equivalent of Moyes if he'd kept SAF's staff. And if Moyes imagined that every poster signed off with 'I wonder what Ashur's opinion on this is'. We'd just need two or three other mods to keep an eye on him in case he has one of his 'you can't tell me what to do' meltdowns, to turn him off and on again.
Bring back TesoBro 2019 We should actually just make a bot called TesoBro2019. It'll make racist comments, talk about steroids, and be perpetually yellow carded. It's best that way.
Only people who want a new mod are ashur and gk in their on-going mission to turn this place into onenil Oh and ashur because he was busted for his first/last/repost fetish
Once you become a mod something inside you dies, you forget everything you believe in and become an obedient servant. You also can't really lose your mod status - we still have mods that haven't been to this forum in years and no one cares.
I'm already dead inside so that wouldn't be a problem. So you're telling me it's basically like becoming a supreme Court Justice where I'm in for life and can abuse power to satisfy my own needs? Yeah, I'm definitely in.
Dear Joseph, I am writing in response to the opening for God...Moderator, which I believe may report to you. I can offer you seventy years of experience managing communications for top-tier moderation firms, excellent project-management skills, and a great eye for detail, all of which should make me an ideal candidate for this opening. I have attached my résumé for your review and would welcome the chance to DM with you sometime. Best regards, Chaz --------------------------- EDUCATION: - Small town college you have never heard of, bachelor of communications, May 1948; GPA 2.1 - Trump University, Master of Business Administration, May 1950; GPA 1.6 SKILLS PROFILE: - COMMUNICATION: I communicate, yes. Want to know how many ways I can communicate? All the ways. That's right. Need me to say stuff? I will do that. Want me to type some stuff? Done. Ban posters I consider annoying for minute infractions upon my psyche? Sold. DM me right now and I'll blow your socks off with my communication. - MANAGEMENT: I'm a baby boomer, so I'll fvck you up with some old school management. I already have a list of who to fire and who to promote. RvN? Fired. Stud? Promoted. Ashur? Banned. Gatekeeper? Murdered. I have all the required management skills in droves. RELEVANT EXPERIENCE: - None really, but I did get in a fight on Facebook once regarding politics. WEAKNESSES: - None; maybe punctuality *Please pay in Takis.
Interesting what this post has been changed to, since that is not what I said in the least (nor what I believe). Curious as to which mod is responsible for this. Awesome that this is what some would resort to...