Narradores de Univision/Telefutura = Imbeciles?

Pablo Ramirez:

"La tiene Joselito Vaca...manda un pase mmmmmmmmoooooooooy largo!"

 

estos patitas son un crimen contra la humanidad. Mi coeficiente intelectual baja al escucharlos.

Y lo peor de todo, es que se juran lo mas grande!

 

ESPN Deportes Radio tambien esta transmitiendo los partidos.

Otra opcion...

 

Estos idiotas hablando de hamburguesas, apuestas y del bigotudo atorrante patetico presidente de la republica Fiore.

 

caramba!
les baje el volumen y puse radios en internet de Argentina, Colombia y Costa Rica. Pero las señales estan muy atrasadas.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yesterday:

El equipo "cafetalero".

Now, not only do they not know shit about futbol, but now they also don't know how to speak spanish

 

jajajajajaja

 

Bueno, estos dos patitas que narraron el Ecuador-Paraguay en Telefutura, no fueron tan malos.

Nadie es tan malo como esos otros 3 debiles mentales.

 

Fernando y Hugo Sanchez son los anfitriones de la antesala. Los narradores son Pablo Ramirez y Jesus Bracamontes, con Hugo de analista al lado.

Se aburrieron porque no hay anotaciones en los partidos. Cuando se aburren, empiezan a hablar de otras temas. Si los partidos no fueran aburridos, tal vez le pongan mas atencion.

 

Hugo sanchez has no knowledge of South American futbol. It's a shame they couldn't get anyone else on there. His knowledge of the game in general, is sub par.

They'll ask him about a certain player, and he'll respond with something that would apply to 99% of players. These guys don't do any research before games, clearly. Complete lack of professionalism.

 

actually i watched the Caracol TV stream and was rather impressed with the locutores...did a good job. There's a few good Chilean one's as well, for impartial games, and Argentinos are ok so long as they're not playing

 

Hugo or Chila?

Perez Navarro: Jose Luis Chilavert, casi una jugada de gol!

Chila: Asi es "amigo"...

De acuerdo en q las otras duplas de Univision son mejores...Perez Navarro es malo para narrar, pero lo ayudan bastante Balado, Ottati y el otro pelon q esta en Argentina con buenos analisis. Son mil veces mejores q el "profe" Bracamontes.

 

Cuando esta Chilavert, toda la narracion es una entrevista a Chilavert. Y el otro, lo unico que sabe responder es "si si si"

 

Bracamontes es el unico que sabe lo que pasa en la cancha. Ninguno de los demás se atreven de hablar de la táctica o el labor de los jugadores.

Pero, realmente, les falta--a todos. Menos mal que ese "torre de jalisco" no se toma en serio en la narración.

 

If I "mind" a commentator, I usually find a way to tune him out. That being said, I don't really mind Bracamontes and Ramírez: I do mind Sánchez, though. For someone that has coached at a pretty high level, his commentary leaves a lot to be desired and his pauses midway through a sentence are unacceptable.

I quite like what Balado and Pérez Navarro do when they have games. I also think that Zambrando pitch-side work is not bad.

The one thing I mind in general, regardless of what channel or person does is starting lineup info that is flawed. For instance, on Friday Univisión had Raldés starting for Bolivia as a LB. Is it so difficult for someone within Univisión to go speak to a Bolivian journalist and ask him/her what the projected lineup will be instead of trying to guess at it, based on the shirt numbers?

Besides, it's 2011: any halfway-decent reporter/journalist has acces to the Internet, somehow, some way. Therefore, it's not that hard to go on any sites to find such info, or even Wikipedia or even--dare I say--BigSoccer.

 

Our problem is that they don't put those naradores for us-soccer-geeks. They put them for those other 30 millions of mexicans in America who hardly care about what is going on when a Paraguay-Ecuador kind of a game is at play. It is their market and we are there just riding the wave. I get it, they suck big time, but throw an expert in there and they'll get 30 million complain. So, relax, enjoy the game with the less possible sound. That's all.

 

Balado LoL That guy is a complete joke and I'm convinced he doesn't even watch football, he just shows up like a guy would to any job.

I've heard him say the MLS is a great league and say total nonsense at times which there's no way he would say if he actually watched football. he's the worst person on Television right now when it comes to soccer.