PBP: MLS 2018 Playoffs Second Round Leg 2 Continuous PBP [Multiple R]

Can we watch the action on the field instead of JoMo and Roldan watching from the box please?

 

Seattle without Marshall and Roldan is a gimme for Portland but they would have to realize that and not give cheap give-aways, play a little possession. You cant teach an old dog new tricks, I guess...….

 

I think Portland is a Rope a Doping Seattle.

 

What the ******** Powell????

 

The absolute worst thing that could possibly happen for my fingernails is if this game goes to penalties.

 

Seattle is averaging 1 corner kick every 4 minutes. Shame nothing ever comes from them.

 

Gloves. Gloves are your friend.

 

Don't give him sensible advice!

Let him suffer.

 

Mabiala beasting for Portland. Ridgewell with the brainy play.

I"d play more in Seattle's half tho. Go at nouhoo. Why does Polo play so much better for Peru than for Portland?

 

I’m just sitting here with my left eye twitching.

 

Villafana seems to start playing every season when the MLS playoffs arrive.

 

Hmmm... based on recent studies I've read, that gives Seattle a roughly 43% probability of scoring a goal (or more) from the projected 22 corners in this game.

 

Keeper gloves, the brand the USL keeper was hawking!

 

Seattle seems to be getting frustrated.

 

when Marshall is playing.

 

What was that giveaway?

 

Their passing has been just slightly off all night so far.

 

Why the hell is Portland passing backwards from that position? Good grief.

 

Hey, we have yellow!

 

Seattle's lineup is too short to be sending crosses in.

 

I swear to god I’ve seen Portland playing six on the back line a few times tonight.

 

Hard to believe there have only been 5 fouls in this game so far. More players have been rolling on the ground in pain than that!

 

Polo has to start playing ffs. He's waiting for a permission slip.

 

Pain or "pain"?

 

For a game with only 1 (very weak) shot on goal, this has been rather entertaining so far. But I'm not a neutral.