Merry Christmas, Shitheads

That shit wouldn't have made it past his first mall run at my girl.

 

She’s wanted to be a veterinarian since she was 4. I’m sending her to Vet Camp at NC State.

So...probably won’t work for you.

 

15's too old for Roy. They're too jaded by high school at that point.

 

Awww, lookadatface!

"I guess I musta been naughty or something- they gave me this ugly scarf to wear when I specifically asked for the red and black one..."

 

It's the decor in grandma's room

 

It's a dog, not a Red Bulls fan.

 

She goes to 4h after school and gets irate if we pick her up before chores.
so ...maybe?

 

I should try that too although I gotta say a well done burger is not very palatable.

 

No, no cornbread. I guess it all went toward the dressing.
Yeah, we consider ourselves Black, except for the ones who aren't (I have two cousins with White spouses. Both are cool).
It's not food that makes the Black experience, anyway- it's racism. Some of the White kids I grew up around have been eating stereotypical "soul" food all their lives.

Disagree, to a point. I want it brown through because it's ground beef and not a cut of steak. If you wouldn't crumble up your pattie and use it as part of another dish without cooking it further, it's not done enough.

 

That's ok....to each his own.

As for me.....

 

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Jain! Stop this crazy thing.

 

The problem, as I see it, is the Sporting KC bandanna. No wonder the poor fella looks miserable.

Good luck with the dog...and the lab/pit bull mix.

 

Here we go....
Last week while driving thru Chula Vista went by big lot hawking "fresh cut" Xmas trees. Reminded me to get what I need out of the attic and get it all shiny again.

 

speaking of Christmas

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I revisited the movie "I Robot" with Will Smith when I shudda bin sleeping last night. The opening scene is Smith chasing a robot running across town carrying a woman's purse. When he catches it and finds it's just fetching the purse for it's owner he says:
"I saw a robot running with the
purse and naturally, I...I assumed..."

I guess you had to be there. !!!

Happy Festivus.

 

One week to go, so I give you this misogynistic Christmas classic:

 

Deck the haws with boughs of horry.

 

C'mon now, we all know that Trump wouldn't be wasting his time trying to woo a woman with words and a song. He wold just grab her by the you-know-what. I heard they let you get away with that when you're a star....

 

Help me out here... if I had to grab Hillary it would be by the ______ ?

I'm going with cankles.

 

Serious question, I realize most of you are a bunch of Godless heathens and hate Christmas, but even the hoard probably still exchanges gifts during the season, so I need some advice. How do you wrap your awkwardly shaped gift. Does it go into a box? Or do you just throw Christmas paper around it and start taping?