March Madness :: The USA vs The Remaining March Primaries :: Pre, PBP & Post Match Thread [R]

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In Memory Of Ben Carson's Presidential Campaign.

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You survived Super Tuesday!



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March 5

Maine Republican Caucus
Louisiana Primary
Nebraska Democratic Caucus
Kansas Caucuses
Kentucky Republican Caucus

March 6

Maine Democratic Caucus
Puerto Rico Republican Primary

March 8

Hawaii Republican Caucus
Idaho Republican Primary
Michigan Primary
Mississippi Primary

March 12

Northern Mariana Islands Democratic Convention
District of Columbia Republican Convention

March 15

Missouri Primary
North Carolina Primary
Illinois Primary
Northern Mariana Islands Republican Caucus
Florida Primary
Ohio Primary

March 19

Virgin Islands Republican Caucus

March 22

Idaho Democratic Caucus
Arizona Primary
Utah Caucuses

March 26

Hawaii Democratic Caucus
Washington State Democratic Caucus
Alaska Democratic Caucus

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Beware the Ides of March, Bernie!
(Those March 15 primaries might prove your end.)

Ohio or Bust!
(Don't get your hopes up, John.)

Viva Rafael Cruz!
(Seriously, that's his real name.)

Onward Donald Drumpf!
(Make America hate again!)

You're a winner, Marco!
(If you count participation trophies.)

And Hillary ... uh ...
(You're just not that funny.)

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Don't worry, GOP!

Super Willard To The Rescue

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Endure!

Despair!

Suffer!

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This ain't ending anytime soon.

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Play nice.

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HAIL GRIMES!​

 

Don't worry.

Rubio will be back on top as soon as they "unskew" the delegate numbers and factor in "THE math" that Karl Rove likes to tout.

 

Damn it! Aren't you on my ignore list?

 

He never had a real chance there anyway. Why? Well ...



But this weekend he's probably got a shot in Kansas, Nebraska and Maine.

Indeed, I'm sure he takes the majority in at least two of those.

On March 8, he has no shot in Mississippi.

He acts like he has a shot in Michigan. His supporters surely think he's got a shot. But I don't see that happening at all. It won't even be close.

After that, it's pretty bleak for him. March 15 will be brutal.

But this weekend we'll be treated to Bernie has "momentum" stories -- all of which are bullshit, the product of a momentary stretch of states offering him favorable demographics.

 

For the GOP this weekend ...

Maine Republican Caucus = Trump
Louisiana Primary = Trump
Kansas Caucuses = Trump
Kentucky Republican Caucus = Trump
Puerto Rico Republican Primary = I have no idea.

 

Everybody aboard the Rubio bandwagon!

Cruz 50.3%
Trump 24.5%
Rubio 13.7%
Kasich 9.9%
12% reporting in the Kansas GOP caucuses https://t.co/L2e7R1UK8b pic.twitter.com/lftXBIWCuR

— POLITICO (@politico) March 5, 2016

 

Must have been about six months ago somebody asked me who I thought would win the GOP nomination. I said Ted Cruz. The Trump happened. But I really think, if not for Trump, Cruz would be winning this thing.