Manchester, welcome to Zlatan - The Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread

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  1. cr7torossi

    cr7torossi Member+

    May 10, 2007
    And all the posts will be about the "epic" arguments between the two.
     
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  2. Ruud v.Nistelrooy 10

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    Jun 4, 2006
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  3. Ashur

    Ashur Member+

    Manchester United
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    May 31, 2015
    Riding off into the sunset
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    Zlatan is flying to the States as we speak and he is set to have surgery on Wednesday, according to reports.
     
  4. Teso Dos Bichos

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    Sep 2, 2004
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    Hopefully a one way ticket.
     
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  5. Ruud v.Nistelrooy 10

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    Jamaica
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  6. SyedZada

    SyedZada Member+

    May 14, 2008
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    He is done here imo.
     
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  7. TitoTata

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    Jun 26, 2014
    I'd take him back to Barca for a couple of seasons - depends who the new manager is ....
     
  8. cr7torossi

    cr7torossi Member+

    May 10, 2007
    You may but Messi won't. Irrespective of who the manager is.
     
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  9. Ruud v.Nistelrooy 10

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  10. Ashur

    Ashur Member+

    Manchester United
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    May 31, 2015
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    Jose promised Zlatan he will lift the EL trophy with the rest of the team should United manage to win it in Stockholm.
     
  11. Gilma1990

    Gilma1990 Member+

    Jul 30, 2015
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    Too bad because...
    We will lose.
     
  12. Karloski

    Karloski Member+

    Oct 26, 2006
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    This team has played awful football for nearly 2 months. Now we have a makeshift defence. I think Vigo should be embarrassed if they get knocked out by us.
     
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  13. Ruud v.Nistelrooy 10

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  14. gatekeeper2

    gatekeeper2 Member+

    Jun 1, 2015
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    Apart from the win over Chelsea, we've looked pretty ordinary since Ibra went out with injury. But we looked pretty ordinary with Ibra too.

    The point of bringing in Zlatan was to lead the squad through a difficult transition off a very poor season by United standards. He's done that. He was not one for the future. It's time for Marcus and Anthony to step up and we've seen some signs of that from Marcus but not yet from Anthony.

    We could only manage a draw with a very poor Swansea and scraped a narrow win over a very poor Celta Vigo. It's premature for Gary to entertain speculation that we look better without Zlatan.

    But at least Gary hasn't fallen for the bizarre claim that a few here have regarding Antoine, that somehow Antoine and Paul are incompatible footballers. Whoever we bring in to step into the front line for us, that player will no question be very expensive.
     
  15. Ruud v.Nistelrooy 10

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  16. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
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    That's because it was Doctor Zlatan who operated on himself. Because he is Zlatan.
     
  17. Ruud v.Nistelrooy 10

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  18. Red Jeph

    Red Jeph Member+

    Aug 26, 2006
    Chicago
    Are people that stupid?
     
  19. MizzouMUFC

    MizzouMUFC Member+

    Apr 10, 2010
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    Some on Twitter actually think he's serious. They should not be allowed to reproduce.
     
  20. Ashur

    Ashur Member+

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    May 31, 2015
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    A kid, who has no concept of how serious a knee injury actually is, can be excused, I suppose. Anyone else however... But then again, should we really be surprised? Twitter seems to have a knack to dumb people down to pure moronic level.
    It's good he'll be there to support the team though.
     
  21. johno

    johno Member+

    Jul 15, 2003
    in the wind
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    --other--
    Walking slowly in a pool (of shite) is what he usually does on the pitch anyway./Teso
     
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  22. J'can

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    Jul 3, 2007
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    Repped./Gilma
     
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  23. Teso Dos Bichos

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    At least he was walking towards the action.
     
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  24. Ruud v.Nistelrooy 10

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  25. Ashur

    Ashur Member+

    Manchester United
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    May 31, 2015
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