Liverpool FC vs Swansea - EPL - Dec 26 [R]

Boring, boring Liverpool. !!!

 

What the hell is going on here. Why are we letting that team in black kick our ball?

 

The Kop are asking the same question.

 

Swans are playing some nice triangular football. But can't get forward.thank goodness!
Then as I say that we get panicky.

 

7 minutes to the half. We need an extra spoon of sugar in the tea to get some energy up.

 

Pressure now from the pool. Mo almost gets on the end of one. Call for a PK nah !

 

Can gets hurt but he's back on now. Both teams look like they want their cuppa.

2 mins added on.

 

Firmino misses one he shudda scored after nice play.

Tea time!!!!! 1-0

 

going to draw if we keep playing this tempo and finishing poor

 

47 mins played, 46 of which were as boring as I've ever seen. they're all half asleep ffs.

we're playing like (a) it's a practice match or (b) we don't want to get hurt, or y'know, tired or (c) we've already fukking won!!!

Klopp should bring on 3 subs immediately - these guys are a joke as far as effort and urgency are concerned. unless they kick themselves in the arse this is a draw for certain. don't they remember the friggin derby game!!!!!

 

Shot from Salah right into the keepers hands. Foul on Phillipe.......Goal from Bobby!!!!!!

 

beautiful free kick from Phil. well taken by Bobby. thank god.

 

Brilliant shot and goal from AA. 3-0

He wanted that and he got it.

And now there's another from Bobby. 4-0 as Salah sets him up.

 

Salah and Firmino (after his brace) off Solanke and Lallana on.

I'd like to Solanke show what he can do.

 

wonderful to see TAA get that goal. well done lad, well done.

 

would like to see Solanke get a goal today to open his account.

 

Milner waiting to come on for Robbo but I think both teams want to quit and call it a day as Liverpool put on a display.

 

I want 6 nil.

 

Be nice after Ox gets the nice 5th. His first for us.

 

This is fun.

 

Ox get another shot blocked for a corner. It's just a comfortable game of Keepaway in and around their PK area as Solanke gets one saved.
Then he has another shot on the volley.
Shot from Lallana over the top.

3 minutes to add on. That's cruel!!!

 

Lallana get a FK and Philipe sets it. And ......into the wall.

 

93 minutes 8 seconds and Mings has to make a good save. Last touch of the match.

 

Full time 5 nil, not the 6 I wanted but I'll put up with it. a game of 2 halves for sure (thank god!)

back up to 4th. good!!!

 

Well deserved.
Very easy in the end.
Swans barely challenged us.
Rest up and we're back again soon.