Liberals Describe Obama

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  1. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

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    billyireland, BigSoccer Member++, does a great job describing Obama...

    "a black man (not sure if you have heard them referred to as this before) is in charge of your entire nation from January 20th, and will be for 4 full years at the bare minimum. He has an African parent, a Muslim-sounding name, ties to former domestic terrorists, is liberal, will pander to the Middle East, looks more likely than anybody before him to allow gay marraige, is open to many different religions, comes from a big city (OH NO!!), and he is all yours. Your fellow country people voted for him, want to be lead by him, and he will be making the laws by which you live your daily life and controlling the taxes which you pay. I am sure he will rape you so penniless that by January 20, 2013 you will be living in homeless shelters if not on the streets... amongst... wait for it... MINORITIES!!"

    Thanks billyireland... even I wouldn't have gone that far but if you insist...

    :)

    Post your favorite liberal description of the new messiah...
     
  2. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
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    ...and the best part? He's all yours.

    Or rather, you are all His.
     
  3. Eric B

    Eric B Member

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    While he might be more likely to allow gay marriage than any president before, that doesn't mean he'll allow it, and short of repealling the 10th Amendment (something the Left here wouldn't mind), there's no one in the Federal Government that can do much of anything for or against sodomite nuptials, with marriage being a state thing and all. At least you're willing to admit that Barry has ties to former domestic terrorists, but most American liberals under the age of 60 have been sympathetic to domestic terrorism at some point in their lives, so that's nothing new.

    As for living with minorities (which I do now), it beats living in a city infested by the Irish...
     
  4. VFish

    VFish BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Jan 7, 2001
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    Howard Johnson is right, we'll give some land to the niggers and chinks but we don't want the Irish!

    Now time to pay homage to the best comedy EV-AH!

    [youtube]WPcLPzItOQs[/youtube]
     
  5. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

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    You sir, are a crediot to the right-wing movement and humanity as a whole. :)
     
  6. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

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    Barry Obama, Bill Ayers, and Bernardine Dohrn will all likely host alumni meetings of the Chicago Domestic Bombers in the West Wing...

    Sad.
     
  7. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
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    ...and then Barack Obama will sign a bill for raising taxes for heterosexuals only while it lays on Joe Biden's bare, sweat-filled, violated anus; Obama will use his semen instead of ink (you know black people's semen is black too, right?).

    Makes you feel all warm'n'fuzzy inside, dunnit? :)
     
  8. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999
    Billy, this proves what I thought - many people really do think Obama is a liberal. He has spoekn AGAINST gay marriage. He has credited the republicans on many issues and is even appointing a republican to his cabinet. He is NOT as liberal as you guys portray him. He is not anti-war (in fact he is correctly pro-occupation of Afghanistan) either. He's shown no interest in a "new deal", at least not to the levels of the left here on bigsoccer and he's inching more and more towards free market free trade (though I disagree with him here).
     
  9. Eric B

    Eric B Member

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    Is that a typo or some new portmanteau the kids are using?

    How the hell did I end up in "Sigmund Freud's Guestbook"?
     
  10. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

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    Tell you what, I'll inform the liberals and you send the same memo to the rest of the right-wingers here. Deal? ;)

    I would reckon the latter, unless you happen to be auditioning for a job at FOX News.

    Ask InTheNet... :confused:
     
  11. VFish

    VFish BigSoccer Yellow Card

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    This thread is reaching new levels of suck-ta-tude. Perhaps the only thing that can salvage it is more Blazing Saddles:

    [youtube]Km7WD8wkb1c[/youtube]
     
  12. Eric B

    Eric B Member

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    Ahh, people with right wing opinions = dumb. So much for the change Barry promised...

    Did ITN post some anal demolition fantasies or something, or was that you?
     
  13. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

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    Since I had a typo, that makes me think you are dumb? It was a reference to some tenuous storylines shown on FOX, but I never alluded to you being mentally deficient. Is this a soft spot of yours?

    Don't be coy, you know well this thread was created purely out of sarcasm.
     
  14. VFish

    VFish BigSoccer Yellow Card

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    Blazing Saddles: Obama Edition

    [youtube]NYZDDSTsomE[/youtube]
     
  15. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

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  16. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999
    I wasn't aware that the first post that ITN quoted was sarcasm. It's hard to tell because so many liberals here really are crazy and most of what they write could be serious or could be satire. That's what is so funny about liberal larry, it's not that far off from how they really act.
     
  17. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

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  18. VFish

    VFish BigSoccer Yellow Card

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    In keeping Blazing Saddles meme the pic to use was the one with Barry trying to stuff his twenty gallon head into a ten gallon hat. ;)
     
  19. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
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    Intending to run for... and winning. ;)

    Although some might consider it a touch, errr, racist, to make such a generalisation based on somebody's name. Others may or may not have voted for Sarah Palin...
     
  20. Eric B

    Eric B Member

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