Let this be the thread where we all praise MIDFIELD BOSS TONY TCHANI

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  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    He bosses the midfield. That's what he does.

    Let us sing the praises he deserves.
     
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  2. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So.... you like tchani?
     
  3. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    If you like soccer. If you like Columbus Crew, you LOVE Tony Tchani.
     
  4. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Congrats to Midfield Boss Tony Tchani for his Barbasol Man of the Match award.
     
  5. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    All hail MBTT! MBTT for President!
     
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  6. the_rickler

    the_rickler Member+

    Feb 9, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Aside from the goal he was dominant in the middle last night. He moved the ball forward well and commanded the midfield as well as anyone. That goal was something special. He will show that goal to his grandkids long after he retires.
     
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  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I honestly thought it may have been his best game of the season. I thought he was great in the season opener versus Portland, but last night was a virtuoso performance.
     
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  8. GoCrew1996

    GoCrew1996 Member+

    Jan 20, 2007
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Best Crew player all season. All Hail Tchani
     
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  9. porchlight

    porchlight Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Crawlumbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    His move to Columbus was huge..I do credit 3g for installing some faith and confidence in Tony. A University of Virginia product as well. My nephew was in school there when they won the National Championship with TT.
     
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  10. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  11. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He deserves butter
     
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  12. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You're cut off. No more Beefeater for you.

    Dick.
     
  13. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Then YOU suck.
     
  14. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Marvel is already retconning the Black Panther's name from T'Challa to T'Chani.
     
  15. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    We've known that for over a decade now.
     
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  16. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    There used to be a street named after Tony Tchani, but it was changed because nobody crosses Tony Tchani and lives.

    Tony Tchani has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

    Tony Tchani died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

    Tony Tchani and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

    Some magicans can walk on water, Tony Tchani can swim through land.

    Tony Tchani counted to infinity - twice.

    Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Tony Tchani is called Logic

    Tony Tchani is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Tony Tchani

    Tony Tchani can slam a revolving door.

    Death once had a near-Tony Tchani experience

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tony Tchani.

    Tony Tchani once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

    Tony Tchani once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

    Tony Tchani doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

    Tony Tchani can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    Tony Tchani will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

    Tony Tchani can cut through a hot knife with butter

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Tony Tchani allows to live.

    Tony Tchani once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

    When Tony Tchani does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    Tony Tchani doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

    Tony Tchani can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

    Tony Tchani doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Tony Tchani. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

    While vacationing in France, Tony Tchani went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

    Tony Tchani made a Happy Meal cry.

    Tony Tchani once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Tony Tchani pajamas.

    Tony Tchani can write with an eraser

    When Tony Tchani was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Tony Tchani.

    Tony Tchani can whistle in five different languages, including sign language

    Tony Tchani does'nt turn the lights on, he turns the dark out.

    Tony Tchani haunted a ghost once and forced it to commit suicide.

    Tony Tchani does not sleep. He waits.

    Tony Tchani once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.

    Tony Tchani can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

    Tony Tchani is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.

    Tony Tchani was to star in Mission:Impossible but they recast because they would've had to change the name of the movie to Mission:Accomplished

    Tony Tchani played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    Tony Tchani can touch MC Hammer

    Tony Tchani can speak Russian... in Chinese.

    When Tony Tchani plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

    Tony Tchani ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    Tony Tchani knows the last digit of pi.

    Tony Tchani once won the Indy 500 using Fred Flintstone's car.

    Tony Tchani can speak brail
     
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  17. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    You missed my favorite one...

    Tony Tchani once visited the Virgin Islands. Afterwards, they were known as the Islands.
     
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  18. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Tony Tchani once impregnated an entire convent full of nuns, whose offspring grew up to be the 1972 dolphins
     
  19. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Can you retype that list with MIDFIELD BOSS before every Tony Tchani?
    Thanks.
     
  20. DAFCrew

    DAFCrew Member+

    Feb 27, 2007
    Terre Haute, Indiana
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I guess I'll be Buzz Killington and post a few thoughts on TT I've had that have more to do with soccer than his uncanny similarities with the Most Interesting Man Alive. Is it boring, comparatively speaking? Certainly. Is it annoying when people ask and answer their own questions? Well, I'll have to let someone else decide, lest I run the risk of doing so. Again. But I just can't be funny like some of you. I'm more like Bruno Kirby in Good Morning Vietnam. Without the potential consideration from Reader's Digest, of course. They would never publish one of my jokes.

    Anywho, for a few seasons now, I've been watching the games with our son, an aspiring U10 midfielder who can't get enough soccer. And Tchani has been invaluable in teaching the boy two essential lessons. One, don't EVER chirp at the referee the way Tony used to constantly do. (He's much better now than he used to be, but still puts himself in dangerous situations, at times.) On the positive side, few players we see with any regularity are as good as Tony at using the body to shield opponents from the ball in order to maintain possession. That is an essential skill, and a big part of the midfield boss mentality. It certainly helps to be 6'4, but that isn't essential.

    In my humble, and in no way at all funny opinion, the biggest improvement in Tchani's play since coming to Columbus seems to be his ability to see more of the field. While it is true that he sometimes turns over possession with passes that are a bit too ambitious, when those passes actually work they create some of the most dangerous scoring chances the team has had this season.

    All hail Tony Tchani, a man so great that he once . . . Aw, hell guys. I just can't pull that stuff off. I'm the vanilla on a Neapolitan public access internet soccer discussion forum.
     
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  21. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Do you guys remember that one time when the CIA asked MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani to lead a tactical mission into the jungles of Guatemala to rescue an official being held hostage by an insurgent group but, after valiantly securing the captive, his elite six-man team was slowly killed off by an undetectable enemy force, leaving MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani alone and unarmed, and he had to rely on his combat skills and wits to devise a trap to overcome the enemy, which he did, though the formerly unseen enemy (which turned out to be an advanced alien race!) activated a self-destruct device, leaving MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchai just moments to escape with his life from the blast? Carl Weathers was there, too.

    Remember? That was cool.

    ALL HAIL MIDFIELD BOSS TONY TCHANI!
     
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  22. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    I'll just quote this rather than post the exact same sentence.
     
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  23. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
    Carl Weathers?
     
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  24. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    There used to be a street named after MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani, but it was changed because nobody crosses MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani and lives.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

    Some magicans can walk on water, MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can swim through land.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani counted to infinity - twice.

    Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani is called Logic

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can slam a revolving door.

    Death once had a near-MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani experience

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can cut through a hot knife with butter

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani allows to live.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

    When MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

    While vacationing in France, MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani made a Happy Meal cry.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani pajamas.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can write with an eraser

    When MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can whistle in five different languages, including sign language

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani does'nt turn the lights on, he turns the dark out.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani haunted a ghost once and forced it to commit suicide.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani does not sleep. He waits.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani was to star in Mission:Impossible but they recast because they would've had to change the name of the movie to Mission:Accomplished

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can touch MC Hammer

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can speak Russian... in Chinese.

    When MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani knows the last digit of pi.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani once won the Indy 500 using Fred Flintstone's car.

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani can speak brail

    MIDFIELD BOSS Tony Tchani once visited the Virgin Islands. Afterwards, they were known as the Islands.
     
  25. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When it rains at Yankee Stadium, they use Tony Tchani's foreskin to cover the infield.

    Drops mic
     
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