AHAHAHAHHA. I gotta call in sick today. I'm going to be home laughing/masturbating all day. I call it laughterbation. By far the most important thing to happen to fire supporters this year. It needs it's own thread. MODS BE DAMNED!!!
You fools. After endless bitching and constant whining by a vocal few, the 5 things thread is now open again. The cooling off period has expired, though some of you have just gotten started I see. Fucking freaks.
This is all it takes to get some positive changes around here? Quick, all of this needs to go to Andrew Hauptman email. Hell, maybe some paid on delivery fedex shipments too.
See's her descending the stairs . . . "Honey, what were you doing up in the Skyway? Our seats are down in Premier."
Yes. I like where you're going with the girl/girl action. Hadn't thought of that. I gotta get out of Fargo.
Well, I didn't stay home from work to masturbate and...... they gave me a promotion. Now I get to go home and have sex with my wife, a real human woman. I don't envy the porn sites their super low hit counts tonight.