Laughterbation

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by GHjelm, Jul 11, 2014.

  1. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
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    AHAHAHAHHA. I gotta call in sick today. I'm going to be home laughing/masturbating all day. I call it laughterbation. By far the most important thing to happen to fire supporters this year. It needs it's own thread.

    MODS BE DAMNED!!!
     
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  2. HeyFireGO

    HeyFireGO Member+

    May 12, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I'm at work but + 1 on the masturbation
     
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  3. Es Brennt

    Es Brennt Member+

    Feb 25, 2003
    Shermer, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
  4. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  5. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  6. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. fireman451

    fireman451 Member+

    Jun 26, 2002
    The Midwest
    Club:
    --other--
    You fools.

    After endless bitching and constant whining by a vocal few, the 5 things thread is now open again.

    The cooling off period has expired, though some of you have just gotten started I see. Fucking freaks.
     
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  8. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  9. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Last one. :D

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  10. Es Brennt

    Es Brennt Member+

    Feb 25, 2003
    Shermer, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Thanks buddy, I gotcha a thank you gift...

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  11. HeyFireGO

    HeyFireGO Member+

    May 12, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    He boner police has arrived in my office
     
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  12. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    This is all it takes to get some positive changes around here? Quick, all of this needs to go to Andrew Hauptman email. Hell, maybe some paid on delivery fedex shipments too.
     
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  13. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    I found a raccoon animated GIF that even I won't publish here.
     
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  14. fireman451

    fireman451 Member+

    Jun 26, 2002
    The Midwest
    Club:
    --other--
    No used ones EB. Thanks for thinking of me though . . .
     
  15. fireman451

    fireman451 Member+

    Jun 26, 2002
    The Midwest
    Club:
    --other--
    Pizza Hut has "Boner Police"?
     
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  16. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No. It's Burger King.
     
  17. You're both wrong, it's Chipotle.
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  18. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Da
    Damn! She's a dead ringer for my ex. This explains so much!
     
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  19. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    See's her descending the stairs . . . "Honey, what were you doing up in the Skyway? Our seats are down in Premier."
     
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  20. fireman451

    fireman451 Member+

    Jun 26, 2002
    The Midwest
    Club:
    --other--
    The girl or the raccoon?
     
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  21. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes.

    I like where you're going with the girl/girl action. Hadn't thought of that.

    I gotta get out of Fargo.
     
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  22. sWo97

    sWo97 Member+

    Aug 18, 2008
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  23. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, it would have been worse - we had Club seats on the east side.
     
  24. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Well, I didn't stay home from work to masturbate and...... they gave me a promotion. Now I get to go home and have sex with my wife, a real human woman. I don't envy the porn sites their super low hit counts tonight.
     
  25. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    I'm camping in Virginia with two dudes. Not even the internet, only raccoons.
     

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