'Kasey Keller: "Insanity" has a name' - article on the Borussia website.

Discussion in 'Yanks Abroad' started by orcrist, Dec 22, 2005.

  1. orcrist

    orcrist Member+

    Jun 11, 2005
    Bay Area, California, USA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice article about Kasey on the borussia website.

    He has definitely become one of the fans' favorite players :)

    I'll try to post a full translation when I have a bit more time, but here's a choice quote:
    My attempt at a translation:
     
  2. jägermeister

    jägermeister New Member

    May 18, 2004
    Hannover
    Behind the back is my best shot.

    In other words, he is a sneaky, underhanded, prank playing little devil, and Junter hasn't been his only victim.
     
  3. Karl Lagodzki

    Karl Lagodzki Member

    Jan 26, 2000
    Bloomington, IN
    Babelfish. I love it.

    Kasey cellar: The "insanity" has a name

    22.12.2005

    Kasey cellar is upsetting! That did not only have to experience Juenter several times in these Hinrunde. The US American developed between the post of the VfL to the public favourite and absolute service provider. The choice to the US soccer player of the yearly speaks for itself.

    After the winter break the national goalkeeper of the USA will set his signature under to June 2007 the dated contract with Borussia. Cellar is not only a guarantor for constant achievements, again and again holds it also points for its crew proverbially, by pariert untenable balls. With the soccer national team the 36-Jaehrige remained in eight of ten qualification plays to the world championship without Gegentor, and also with Borussia he kept the box to a large extent close. Only one mark had to fit cellars because of an almond inflammation, against the MSV Duisburg was located to Darius Kampa in the gate.

    The fact that the VfL played nevertheless in 16 plays "only" three times to zero was appropriate to few at the impulsive torwart, who celebrates after victories so gladly with the trailers in the north curve and Juenter. Its large hands already went before its large acts through the press. After its beginning with the VfL in the last winter, cellar played itself into the hearts of the fan municipality - it stepped this row out from the shade of the VfL goal keepers very much liked and with perfection so far. Sensational reflexes and safe parades make him indispensable in the Borussen eleven. Insanity! In the choice to the Borussen of the Hinrunde "Kasey is set - the barrier".
     
  4. Karl Lagodzki

    Karl Lagodzki Member

    Jan 26, 2000
    Bloomington, IN
    Could the almond inflammation have been precipitated by celebrating with the trailers? :)
     
  5. Nadir

    Nadir New Member

    Mar 29, 2005
    Campbell, CA
    this is hilarious
     
  6. alocksley

    alocksley Member

    Jan 30, 2004
    Burbank, CA
    Almond inflammation is almost always brought on by untenable balls.
     
  7. Karl Lagodzki

    Karl Lagodzki Member

    Jan 26, 2000
    Bloomington, IN
    Are you speaking from experience, or has your girlfriend told you? :)
     
  8. Ultra Peanut

    Ultra Peanut New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    Achewood
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    that's hot
     
  9. blind_clown

    blind_clown New Member

    Aug 4, 2005
    Under the bleachers
    Who's this Cellar? I thought Howard was next in line.
     
  10. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I figured the translation would make more sense if I put it through the Babelfish wringer a few more times. Credit to Carl Tashian's Babelizer.


    The cellar of the wine of Kasey disturba! This had that to not only
    control the diverse times of Juenter in this Hinrunde., the absolute
    American of the S.U.A. between the tree of the trowel of the beginning
    of VfL with the general person of the favorite or the thing and the
    works of servicer become him. The selection with the player of the
    game of the soccer of the S.U.A. of the yearbook speaks if. After that
    interruption of the winter the contract guardien of the united
    national objective of declares the places underneath the relative
    company with June 2007, that one that dates with Borussia. The cellar
    of the wine is not only guarantee for the constant of the
    commentaries, to a certain chosen occasion, of that ingualmente the
    tone that if proverbially is used like the member of the square, of
    that for movements the unbearable spheres of pariert. With the
    national square of the game of soccer 36-Jaehrige is remained in eight
    of a qualification of the 10 that you also play for the championship
    of the world without Gegentor and with Borussia, this one taken to
    traverse in the narrowness of most of the structures. A marcatura had
    only cellars of the wine due to an ignition of the almond, to satisfy
    to the advisable age of MSV Duisburg with Darius Kampa in the door.
    The fact that VfL played to him nevertheless in "only" of 16
    plays; three times with zero with small with torwart impulsive had
    been modified for particular requirements, this very with the lowest
    surfaces of the pagination in the curve and the Juenter of the north
    commemorates the victories happy since then. The relative the great
    hands has GONE already before relati that you exerted pressure on the
    great action with. After that the relative beginning with the VfL in
    the last winter, the warehouse the internal part that districto of the
    city of sfiatatoio gambles - examinación of fêz an end of the work of
    this chain he has let the buttock external of the license protect of
    the protection of the objective of VfL in the first full place to
    appreciate one of and with of such reflected way of
    Remotesensationnels Verkollkommnung and of the strong box loads
    prozessionen the substance in Borussen eleven. Verruecktheit! In the
    selection in Borussen de Hinrunde that is the "Kasey changedded -
    barrier" row.
     
  11. VLADYD

    VLADYD Member

    Mar 25, 2000
    WASHINGTON, DC
    Kasey Keller not just a goalkeeper but a "guardien of the united
    national objective" ;-D

    WOW
     
  12. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, reading it again, I do notice that the Babelizer explains the almond thing...

    "A marcatura had only cellars of the wine due to an ignition of the almond, to satisfy to the advisable age of MSV Duisburg with Darius Kampa in the door."

    Aha! Much clearer now!
     
  13. wva97

    wva97 Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    east coast/west coas
    I'm falling out of my chair. Classic... consider yourselves repped for one helluva good babelfish translation.
     
  14. Kevin Lindstrom

    Oct 28, 2003
    Dallas, TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I love the fact that our starting keeper for Germany '06 will have played in-country for over a year.
     
  15. jott

    jott Member

    Aug 13, 2005
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here's my translation for the article.

    Kasey Keller is upset! Jünther doesn't only have to experience this several times in this round. The American has, between the posts, developed into a key player and fan favorite. His election to US Footballer of the Year speaks for him.

    After the winter break the US National Keeper will sign with Borussia until June, 2007. Keller is not only a guarantor for constant performance, always capturing prverbial points for his team, in which he deflects unstoppable balls. With the National team the 36 year old remained in eight of ten World Cup qualifiers without a goal, and with Borussia heavily guards the box extensively as well. Only once, due to tonsillitis, has Keller had to sit out, against MSV Duisburg Darius Kampa stood in goal.

    That Gladbach nevertheless has played to zero in "only" 16 games, at least to the impulsive goalie, who after victories likes to celebrate with the supporters and Jünther at the Nordkurve. His large hands have gone through the press due to his impressive feats. After his acquisition last winter, Keller has played himself into the hearts of the fan congregation - he has stepped out from the shadow of beloved Gladbach keepers and has completed this succession into the present. Sensational reflexes and secure saves make him essantial to the Gladbach line up. Madness! In the election for top Borussia player of the first half of the season, "Kasey - the Wall" is the man.
     
  16. luvdagame

    luvdagame Member+

    Jul 6, 2000
    nice!!!
     
  17. ghazi

    ghazi Member

    Feb 27, 2004
    Chicago

    I'll call him Condoleeza Keller from now on. :D
     
  18. Red Harvest

    Red Harvest Member

    Mar 5, 2001
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    Accompanying pic to the article.
     
  19. F96

    F96 Member+

    Oct 24, 2002
    Skåne
    Club:
    Hannover 96
    There's also a big article about Keller and his castle on Spiegel-online:

    http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/0,1518,391552,00.html

    I'd love to translate it but I guess I would need about 4 hours for that article and it would still sound idiotic so I hope you'll find someone who can do a better job than I could.

    If not I'll do my best as it's a pretty neat article.
     
  20. KarlMai

    KarlMai Member

    Jul 12, 1999
    Witzenhausen/Germany
    Club:
    FF USV Jena
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Re: Kasey Keller articles - "Rund" and the Kicker rankings

    Yes, it's a cool article. Definitely worth a read (and a translation...but right now I am too lazy myself, too ^^).

    BTW, the Spiegel-Online article is from the German soccer print magazine "Rund":

    http://www.rund-magazin.de

    AS far as I see, this has not been mentioned yet?
    The German soccer bible "Kicker" has published its rankings for the recent half-season (as they always do during winter break and summer break).

    KK has been placed on 4th position in "International class". Only Kahn, Rost and Enke are ahead of him, all in "International class" as well.

    http://www.kicker.de/content/news/artikel.asp?folder=3100&object=325582

    There are always a few players from the ranking who get a (very) short feature explaining the reason behind their ranking and their specific qualities. Keller got that:

    http://www.kicker.de/content/news/artikel.asp?folder=3100&object=325580
     
  21. sidefootsitter

    sidefootsitter Member+

    Oct 14, 2004
  22. KarlMai

    KarlMai Member

    Jul 12, 1999
    Witzenhausen/Germany
    Club:
    FF USV Jena
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Re: Kasey Keller articles - "Rund" and the Kicker rankings


    No, it is not.

    The DFL planned to do so, but this week they reversed that decision into the opposite direction.

    Starting next season, there is NO limitation anymore for non-EU players at all.
     

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