Joe-Max Moore gets hosed on a technicality

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  1. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999
    Dominic Calvert-Lewin's first goal for Everton apparently made him the first Everton player with a hyphenated last name to do so since the 19th century:

    Some fans tried to argue the case for American forward Joe-Max Moore who played for the Blues for three years between 1999-2002, but it's Calvert-Lewin who claims an unusual piece of Everton history.
    http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...dominic-calvert-lewins-first-everton-12762519

    Moore on Joe-Max:

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    http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...ews/spell-everton-fc-highlight-career-5677783
     
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  2. m vann

    m vann Moderator
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    Colorado Rapids, Celtic FC, & Louisville City
    Sep 10, 2002
    Denver, CO
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    Those bastards! Always looking to discredit Americans. How dare they insult Joe-Max. ;) :D
     
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  3. Bruce S

    Bruce S Member+

    Sep 10, 1999
    One of my all time favorite players. Dude had a nose for the goal.
     
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  4. LouisianaViking07/09

    Aug 15, 2009
    maybe off/topic but why are hyphenated names so popular in England?

    The only Yank I can think that has 1 is Erik Palmer-Brown yet dozens of English footballers with them.
     
  5. Crewmudgeon

    Crewmudgeon Member+

    Sep 3, 1999
    Crewdom
    Hyphenated last name?

    Mo-ore.
     
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  6. chalaron

    chalaron Member+

    Aug 15, 2006
    Baton Rouge, Louisia
    so what's the reason they don't count him? It just says "fans tried to argue for Joe Max-Moore, but it's this guy instead". That makes no sense.
     
  7. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999
    Because he doesn't have a hyphenated last name.
     
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  8. chalaron

    chalaron Member+

    Aug 15, 2006
    Baton Rouge, Louisia
    duh I'm an idiot. I forgot he had the hyphenated first name.
     
  9. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999
    One of my favorites, I guess in part because I was there:



    (Skip to about 2:40 if you like.)
     
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  10. Bruce S

    Bruce S Member+

    Sep 10, 1999
    I was at usa-Jamaica in 2001 when JMM bagged two and sent us to WC 2002. One was a pk from a foul on Landon.
     
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  11. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999


    David Regis! John O'Brien! Blonde Donovan! Good times.
     
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  12. Gorky

    Gorky Member+

    Jul 28, 2006
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    Pulisic needs to dye his hair.
     
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  13. Streaky Bacon

    Streaky Bacon Member

    Apr 11, 2015
    Best English hyphenated name: Upper Class Twit of the Year Runner up Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith of Kensington

     
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  14. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999
    "I don't want to be a second Jordan, or anyone else. I want to be the first Jerry Stackhouse."
     
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  15. Bruce S

    Bruce S Member+

    Sep 10, 1999
    that was a good USA team. JMM and Donovan up front, JOB in a rare healthy phase. Tony Sanneh had recently sold his soul to the devil for a career year at fullback. Friedel dominant in the nets.
     
  16. LouisianaViking07/09

    Aug 15, 2009
    Moore was before my time? How was he for the NT during his prime? Wikipedia lists that he had respectable stats in the 2 Bundesliga and seemed to excel in the PL before injuries got the best of him
     
  17. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999
    He was an extremely important player for the MNT.

    He was a versatile guy with good athletic ability whose overall package made him a must-include type, though he posed a difficult positional choice.

    Critics liked to point out that he wasn't truly amazing at any one particular aspect of the game -- part of the long tradition of obsessing over how much better MNT players would be if they could just be something totally different from what they are. ;)

    He could score goals in a number of different ways, had OK technique in the context of the pool in that time, and worked hard.

    I'm pre-coffee and struggling to come up with a good modern comparison.
     
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  18. BostonRed

    BostonRed Member+

    Oct 9, 2011
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    Andrew Jean-Baptiste
     
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  19. Gorky

    Gorky Member+

    Jul 28, 2006
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    Michael Orozco-Fiscal for some time.
     
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  20. BostonRed

    BostonRed Member+

    Oct 9, 2011
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    It used to be pretty standard for Latin names to be hyphenated like that in the US, but has really gone out of favor.
     
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  21. KicksNgiggles

    KicksNgiggles Member

    Aug 18, 2016
    BHM
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    So the real question is, is he the only Everton player with a hyphenated first name to score?
     
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  22. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999
    It was either him or Dominic-Calvert Lewin. ;)
     
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  23. chalaron

    chalaron Member+

    Aug 15, 2006
    Baton Rouge, Louisia

    Sanneh I thought was our MVP of the tournament for the US personally.
     
  24. chalaron

    chalaron Member+

    Aug 15, 2006
    Baton Rouge, Louisia
    Dominic-Calvert-Lewin just to be safe
     
  25. freisland

    freisland Member+

    Jan 31, 2001
    The joke is that when he was there, because it sounds right to a Brit ear (and Joe-Max does not) he was often called Joe Max-Moore, even sometimes in the press.
     
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