Jack the Ripper has nothing on Chelsea's physios - The Injury Thread

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  1. Kerry Dixon's Boots

    Kerry Dixon's Boots Moderator
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    Jun 6, 2006
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    #1 Kerry Dixon's Boots, Mar 16, 2009
    Unsurprisingly our injury thread has blown up quicker than one of our lads ACL's.

    New thread here.

    Sorry for the dup thread........PEBCAK :D
     
  2. Kazuma

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    #2 Kazuma, Mar 16, 2009
    Jack the Ripper and Edward Scissorhands are our head physios.
     
  3. The_ChelseaSupporter

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    Mar 25, 2007
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    #3 The_ChelseaSupporter, Mar 16, 2009
    Awesome title!
     
  4. j.fisher

    j.fisher So Much Better

    May 3, 2007
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    #4 j.fisher, Mar 16, 2009
    At least it's only Deco hurt this time... not someone of any influence.
     
  5. yasik19

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    #5 yasik19, Mar 16, 2009
    I wonder what the physios get paid.
     
  6. Bruckner283

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    #6 Bruckner283, Mar 16, 2009
    Maybe we should ask Utd what they pay them?
     
  7. Yaroni

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    Aug 31, 2007
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    #7 Yaroni, Mar 16, 2009
    no you di-iiiiint!!!!
     
  8. Bruckner283

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    #8 Bruckner283, Mar 17, 2009
    fyp
     
  9. Ben7021

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    #9 Ben7021, Mar 17, 2009
    Haha, thread title of the year.
     
  10. fernb8

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    #10 fernb8, Mar 20, 2009
  11. fernb8

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    #11 fernb8, Mar 23, 2009
  12. Kazuma

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    #12 Kazuma, Mar 23, 2009
    Maybe that means we can play a winger instead of a striker.

    Over/under on Ballack being a winger?
     
  13. fernb8

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    #13 fernb8, Mar 23, 2009
    sadly this will most likely mean more Malouda

    :eek:
     
  14. Kazuma

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    #14 Kazuma, Mar 23, 2009
    I'll take someone who is a winger over the relic anyway. Even Gronkjaer.
     
  15. fernb8

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    #15 fernb8, Mar 23, 2009
    Still amazed that Ballack just walks into this team with such ease.

    I hope the club really does overhaul the squad this summer and perhaps spends some time clearing out some of the medical staff who are clearly stealing money from the club.
     
  16. yasik19

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    #16 yasik19, Mar 23, 2009
    Another important injury? I'm seriously surprised. We've been so healthy this season.
     
  17. lobomojo

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    #17 lobomojo, Mar 23, 2009
    spot on and once again we hear about but never see the youth.

    Am I the only one that fears our clearout overhaul will clearout our usefull players not our decrepit Addidas all-stars:rolleyes:
     
  18. fernb8

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    #18 fernb8, Mar 23, 2009
  19. Bruckner283

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    #19 Bruckner283, Mar 23, 2009
    Best time for this to happen really. As he seems absolutely incapable of scoring against teams in the upper half of the table and we have Arsenal, Liverpool, Everton, etc coming up. Though I will miss him wandering aimlessly in the wings, then the center, then having a cup of tea of Petr, etc.
     
  20. fernb8

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    #20 fernb8, Mar 29, 2009
  21. fernb8

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    #21 fernb8, Apr 23, 2009
  22. yasik19

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    #22 yasik19, Apr 23, 2009
    god damn it. Although I bet Alex would have started anyways. We have like the slowest defense.
     
  23. lobomojo

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    #23 lobomojo, Apr 23, 2009
  24. Andy F

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    #24 Andy F, Apr 23, 2009
    Heard an interesting stat the other day on ChelseaTV. We are ranked the best team in this years CL in terms of 'fastest recovery times for muscular injuries' and lowest 'recurrence rate' according to UEFA stats.

    Who'd have thunk it?
     
  25. Randy36

    Randy36 New Member

    May 9, 2007
    Houston
    #25 Randy36, Apr 23, 2009
    I agree. Recurrent hamstring injuries in older players are quite serious. Let's hope Riccy will be OK for next season.
     
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