"It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10 - R]

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  1. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    a few years back when, we had this house party about half hours drive from the city. Being a permanent Des I'd made 2 trips already ferrying peeps out there, so got me a bucket + gravy as a reward for my hard efforts, whilst some others got there own food. At the party and this girl I'd liked for a while had some fries and tried to dip them in my gravy. I grabbed the ish away from her and basically spat gravy and chicken skin in her face whilst telling her to get away from my grub.
    Sure she was hot, and things never really went in my favor after that, but hey, gotta stick to ur principals!


    "joey doesn't share food"!
     
  2. Dr.Phil

    Dr.Phil Member+

    Jan 18, 2004
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    At a boy
     
  3. kaitster

    kaitster New Member

    Nov 2, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]


    The best part is, while reading this, I had the entire clip playing in my head haha. My mom is a really great mom, and packs me huge lunch every day for school (and I still usually buy a piece of pizza or something, too), and my friends (actually only 1 really) thinks she can just reach in the bag and take whatever she wants and eat it.

    It's really irritating! Because every single day I say "no, this is MY food that MY mum packed me," yet the next day she tries to take MORE!
     
  4. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Be nice do you eat it all though :eek:?
     
  5. Footfield119

    Footfield119 Member

    Jan 18, 2006
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    You should put pudding in your bag and make your friend reach in...:D.
     
  6. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Yo kait, u thought of putting mousetraps in the bottom of ur sandwich bag? That'd learn her....

    So back when im at iddy biddy skool, say, 8yrs old, we had a double classroom (open plan with 2 classes) and a shared alcove cloackroom, so the teachers cudn't see wot happened in it. Anyways, there was a spate of stolen items from lunchboxes, and as an un-diagnosed diabetic (im not, but can barely move unless I've had my 15 chocolate bars per day) I was particularly susceptible. So to combat this, my moms replaced a cadburys bar with an "x-lax" chocolate laxative, the evil genius that she is.
    The culprit was found SUDDENLY and I almost join in the self-soilage as I metaphorically wet myself laughing, so I have to explain which gets me in nuff trouble til I explain it was all my moms idea!
    Skool ay, happy days!
     
  7. vanity_soccer13

    Apr 14, 2004
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Case, you quite possibly might be one of the best story-tellers on the board.
     
  8. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Thanks man, it's what makes me so grandfatherly!

    Shame so few of them have anything to do about soccerball!
     
  9. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Oh well :p Not everything is about football.
     
  10. Footfield119

    Footfield119 Member

    Jan 18, 2006
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    ^Thats right. Its about soccer BOOTS! :p
     
  11. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    :eek: No its not I like Cars also almost every man loves cars!!!
     
  12. Footfield119

    Footfield119 Member

    Jan 18, 2006
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Maybe I would, if I was old enough to drive, haha!
     
  13. thebigman

    thebigman Member+

    May 25, 2006
    Birmingham
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]


    whats up lil guy?

    i dont understand whose pissed u off?

    your loved by all here ;)
     
  14. Dr.Phil

    Dr.Phil Member+

    Jan 18, 2004
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Just shrug off those posters

    You will find them throughout BS
     
  15. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    NO HOMO all round :D
     
  16. Tony Dellbird

    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

    Mar 26, 2004
    Jolly Ol' England
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Some posters set out to be complete asses. I encountered a few back when I posted regularly in the back then Player forum. Me and GoHawks had a little bit of a to do.
     
  17. Footfield119

    Footfield119 Member

    Jan 18, 2006
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    You are my friend, R&W. :)
     
  18. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Meh, people come and go. He will be back soon enough.

    I was going to bring a girl back to mine tonight until she touched my Crispy Strips on the bus home. Hence to say she went home alone tonight.

    "Skizz doesn't share food"

    :D
     
  19. Dr.Phil

    Dr.Phil Member+

    Jan 18, 2004
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Good I bet she learned her lesson

    "You never touch a mans Crispy strips!'
     
  20. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Lol I don't know bigg you might have missed out ;) :p
     
  21. Its Swanny

    Its Swanny New Member

    Jun 15, 2005
    Midwest, USA
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    That's a MAJOR no homo.
     
  22. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    Haha...the past two days I've had two nights out watching my back ducking and diving from girls I REALLY haven't wanted to see!!
     
  23. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    But thats what he gets for being a pimp! :rolleyes:

    C'MON ARSENAL!!

    appleCORR
     
  24. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: "It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10]

    1-0 To the Arsenal :D
     
  25. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

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