Is soccer/football better than sex?

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by DerMongerer, Dec 4, 2004.

  1. DerMongerer

    DerMongerer Member

    Jun 5, 2004
    Obviously this will probably come up as one of the dumbest threads ever posted, but oh well. :)

    I recall reading a newspaper article that stated in England 2/3's of men polled
    on the eve of their famous WC98 match vs. Argentina, would rather watch a
    match in which England won over Argentina instead of banging the woman of
    their dreams. I laughed in amusement initially calling this absurd. Questioning their manhood and sexual preferences.

    Now fast-forwarded to the CopaAmerica finals, Brazil trailing 2-1 in injury time, all hope is given up by just about everyone I was watching with, when Adriano drilled home a equalizer and Brazil won.

    Looking back on that experience, I am certain no sexual encounter could ever
    give me the rush I felt that day. I lost my voice for a whole week after screaming so much in joy.

    Italy fans think of the joy you felt when Rossi's hat-trick lifted you over Brazil in 1982 :mad: . Or Oranje fans, how you felt after Bergkamp's winner vs. Argentina in 1998. Has (straight-only) sex ever given you such a rush?
    France fans after winning the Euro2000 in dramatic fashion.

    My question is, is your NT's victory over a hated opponent in a thrilling WC match more exhilarating to you than sex (gay men & women please do not answer!)?
     
  2. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Two things:

    1) Why do you not want to hear what gay people think? Just curious.
    2) Not that I don't still love my wife, but the longer I'm married, the closer I get to a "yes" on this question. I mean--I already KNOW how getting laid feels. :eek:
     
  3. kwdawson

    kwdawson New Member

    Nov 28, 2003
    Florida
    As a 19 year old, I would say NO.
     
  4. Calexico77

    Calexico77 Member

    Sep 19, 2003
    Mid-City LA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ???

    Do homosexual men (or women) enjoy their orgasms less or something? :confused:

    Sex is better. You are actually taking part in it. Now BEING on a winning team in the World Cup? I'd take that over sex, sure.
     
  5. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    I refuse to even consider life without both football AND sex.
     
  6. nyrmetros

    nyrmetros Member

    Feb 7, 2004
  7. nyrmetros

    nyrmetros Member

    Feb 7, 2004
  8. seahawkdad

    seahawkdad Spoon!!!

    Jun 2, 2000
    Lincoln, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, until I saw this part of the question, I was set to answer that nothing is better than skiing, particularly in deep Utah powder. But this would be even better than skiing, which pushes sex to number three
    ;)
    You know, I'll bet that gay men and women like skiing too :rolleyes:
     
  9. Gordon EF

    Gordon EF Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 15, 2004
    Edinburgh
    As a 19 year old, ******** aye!!!!
     
  10. Spartak

    Spartak Member

    Nov 6, 1999
    Philly
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hmm, interesting question.

    Door 1: Anna Kournakova, Natalie Portman, and Mila Kunis are all nude and about to do naughty things to me.

    Door 2: USA versus Germany in the 2006 WC Final.

    Solution: Aha, this is the exact situation that Tivo was invented :D :p
     
  11. DerMongerer

    DerMongerer Member

    Jun 5, 2004
    Ok, I've learned a lesson in chat "ettiquete". They have a say in this thread too.
     
  12. romagol10

    romagol10 Member

    Jul 23, 2003
    CO
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I personally would take watching an important world cup victory over a good team than having sex once. I get enough action so I could miss out once and if I were to have sex with the woman of my dreams, what would I have left to dream about?
     
  13. gscott12

    gscott12 New Member

    Nov 17, 2004
    Sydney, AUS
    Ultimate fantasy: Being alone in a room with Maria Sharapova while watching Australia play Uruguay in WC2006 qualifier. Kewell, while playing, and i, with Maria, simultaneously:
    Beat the initial defence with a dazzling exhibition of skill, then, after dribbling for a bit, head towards the goal. After making a penetrating thrust through the middle realise it's time to finish, then all that's left is to shoot inside the box. GOAL!!
     
  14. kris

    kris New Member

    Nov 26, 2004
    Kewell? His form has been poor. Shocking technique and lack of rythme. He used to move around the box so smoothly, great movement and thrust, killer fakes and breathtaking dribbling. Two years ago, he would've shot in the back of the net with great force and velocity. Nowadays, he'd probably miss the target and shoot it over the crossbar.[​IMG]
     
  15. DerMongerer

    DerMongerer Member

    Jun 5, 2004
    Basically what I meant by posting this thread is that do you find your favourite NT winning a important WC match over a hated rival more exhilarating than sex?........I sure do.
     
  16. gscott12

    gscott12 New Member

    Nov 17, 2004
    Sydney, AUS

    yeah his form has been bad, maybe bresciano instead- he's been playing brilliantly for AUS..but anyway, i think you missed the double entendres
     
  17. kris

    kris New Member

    Nov 26, 2004
    No, I didn't. Read it carefully. There was pun intended :cool:
     
  18. gscott12

    gscott12 New Member

    Nov 17, 2004
    Sydney, AUS
    sorry, i did kind of skim over your post. Anyway, i was going to put in another pun-filled reply but couldn't really get beyond the obvious analogies involving 'balls' and 'scoring', so to actually answer the question- imho watching my fav. national team triumph spectacularly would be better than average sex.. still.. there's always the half time break
     
  19. kris

    kris New Member

    Nov 26, 2004
    You reckon it will be Uruguay? I think Uruguay will sneak into that fourth spot. I'd like to see both the Aussies and Uruguayans in Germany. I think the Wallabies will end up with either Ecuador or Colombia.
     
  20. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    no way man ! its great to watch but sex is something you cant describe
    maybe its that feeling when your team scores a goal. soccer is my life but i would never give up bjs or banging for anything unless i absolutely have to.
     
  21. benito camelpene

    May 31, 2003
    miami
    my thoughts exactly! if you're at an age where you don't need viagra to rise to the occasion then SEX>football(soccer).
     
  22. Dominican Lou

    Dominican Lou Member+

    Nov 27, 2004
    1936 Catalonia
    I'd choose watching my team play a WC game.

    I'm gonna live to screw another day but watching your country play live just can't be passed up.
     
  23. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    My advice is, watch the game first. The wait will make Anna and company even more eager to please you. :D


    Seriously, I am sure most fans here (at least those over 25) have postponed having sex at some point in their life because a good match was on TV. Anybody who is unable to wait until the game is over needs to learn to do a better job of controlling their animal instincts.
     
  24. Excape Goat

    Excape Goat Member+

    Mar 18, 1999
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    I had good sex all the time. Sex is not so important to me. :rolleyes:
     
  25. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    really? Oh well. It was nice knowing you. Just remember, slit your wrists downwards, not across, and it works much faster.
     

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