Obviously this will probably come up as one of the dumbest threads ever posted, but oh well. I recall reading a newspaper article that stated in England 2/3's of men polled on the eve of their famous WC98 match vs. Argentina, would rather watch a match in which England won over Argentina instead of banging the woman of their dreams. I laughed in amusement initially calling this absurd. Questioning their manhood and sexual preferences. Now fast-forwarded to the CopaAmerica finals, Brazil trailing 2-1 in injury time, all hope is given up by just about everyone I was watching with, when Adriano drilled home a equalizer and Brazil won. Looking back on that experience, I am certain no sexual encounter could ever give me the rush I felt that day. I lost my voice for a whole week after screaming so much in joy. Italy fans think of the joy you felt when Rossi's hat-trick lifted you over Brazil in 1982 . Or Oranje fans, how you felt after Bergkamp's winner vs. Argentina in 1998. Has (straight-only) sex ever given you such a rush? France fans after winning the Euro2000 in dramatic fashion. My question is, is your NT's victory over a hated opponent in a thrilling WC match more exhilarating to you than sex (gay men & women please do not answer!)?
Two things: 1) Why do you not want to hear what gay people think? Just curious. 2) Not that I don't still love my wife, but the longer I'm married, the closer I get to a "yes" on this question. I mean--I already KNOW how getting laid feels.
??? Do homosexual men (or women) enjoy their orgasms less or something? Sex is better. You are actually taking part in it. Now BEING on a winning team in the World Cup? I'd take that over sex, sure.
Well, until I saw this part of the question, I was set to answer that nothing is better than skiing, particularly in deep Utah powder. But this would be even better than skiing, which pushes sex to number three You know, I'll bet that gay men and women like skiing too
Hmm, interesting question. Door 1: Anna Kournakova, Natalie Portman, and Mila Kunis are all nude and about to do naughty things to me. Door 2: USA versus Germany in the 2006 WC Final. Solution: Aha, this is the exact situation that Tivo was invented
I personally would take watching an important world cup victory over a good team than having sex once. I get enough action so I could miss out once and if I were to have sex with the woman of my dreams, what would I have left to dream about?
Ultimate fantasy: Being alone in a room with Maria Sharapova while watching Australia play Uruguay in WC2006 qualifier. Kewell, while playing, and i, with Maria, simultaneously: Beat the initial defence with a dazzling exhibition of skill, then, after dribbling for a bit, head towards the goal. After making a penetrating thrust through the middle realise it's time to finish, then all that's left is to shoot inside the box. GOAL!!
Kewell? His form has been poor. Shocking technique and lack of rythme. He used to move around the box so smoothly, great movement and thrust, killer fakes and breathtaking dribbling. Two years ago, he would've shot in the back of the net with great force and velocity. Nowadays, he'd probably miss the target and shoot it over the crossbar.
Basically what I meant by posting this thread is that do you find your favourite NT winning a important WC match over a hated rival more exhilarating than sex?........I sure do.
yeah his form has been bad, maybe bresciano instead- he's been playing brilliantly for AUS..but anyway, i think you missed the double entendres
sorry, i did kind of skim over your post. Anyway, i was going to put in another pun-filled reply but couldn't really get beyond the obvious analogies involving 'balls' and 'scoring', so to actually answer the question- imho watching my fav. national team triumph spectacularly would be better than average sex.. still.. there's always the half time break
You reckon it will be Uruguay? I think Uruguay will sneak into that fourth spot. I'd like to see both the Aussies and Uruguayans in Germany. I think the Wallabies will end up with either Ecuador or Colombia.
no way man ! its great to watch but sex is something you cant describe maybe its that feeling when your team scores a goal. soccer is my life but i would never give up bjs or banging for anything unless i absolutely have to.
my thoughts exactly! if you're at an age where you don't need viagra to rise to the occasion then SEX>football(soccer).
I'd choose watching my team play a WC game. I'm gonna live to screw another day but watching your country play live just can't be passed up.
My advice is, watch the game first. The wait will make Anna and company even more eager to please you. Seriously, I am sure most fans here (at least those over 25) have postponed having sex at some point in their life because a good match was on TV. Anybody who is unable to wait until the game is over needs to learn to do a better job of controlling their animal instincts.
really? Oh well. It was nice knowing you. Just remember, slit your wrists downwards, not across, and it works much faster.