If you didn't have any feet, would you still wear socks? - NSROT [13 - R]

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  1. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=554153&page=28

    This comes from something my friend said to a girl who, well, wasn't blessed in the boobage area. When drunk, he asked her the simple question "if you didn't have feet, would you still wear socks?" She replied no, obviously, to which he then retorted "why are you wearing a bra then?"

    I don't think I've laughed so much in my life. Anyway, waffle away!
     
  2. Footfield119

    Footfield119 Member

    Jan 18, 2006
  3. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Oh god that is terrible Bigg! ... but funny! hahaha!

    appleCORR
     
  4. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes I would.

    I'm also very tired from a f*cking terrible game by my team and well getting crazy with some of the smoke bombs that went off and well the security being jacks. I still hate our manager :mad:
     
  5. cjump

    cjump Member

    Jul 31, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    lucky it was just 1-0.
     
  6. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    haha, I haven't heard a better story since a girl I worked with ragged on my mates girl (who she knew from skool) coz there was a "flat-a-kate, flat-a-kate, bakers man, bake her some buns..." song....

    Cruelty is often the best humour!!!

    Today was one of those "immoral victories", well, hollow, we were defn the favs, got beat the F out of but still never REALLY looked like losing. It's been a long time since a won hurt felt this bad!


    Mebe West Ham cudn't afford to buy their new kit afterall, after Tevez & Mascherano collected their weekly backhander....

    Posh looks like she always does, all things being equal u wud. Im not feelin Becks new look either, but our resident meterosexual R&W seems to think he looks like the Timberlake, and from what girls tell me this isn't the worst thing for a middle-aged man :p
     
  7. Dr.Phil

    Dr.Phil Member+

    Jan 18, 2004
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    bigg your friend is a funny guy

    what did she say after that
     
  8. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    What could she say? She sat there while we were cracking up, said "your out of order" and stayed there looking pissed off until we decided to put her out of her misery and go to another bar :p
     
  9. kaitster

    kaitster New Member

    Nov 2, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    So has anyone here played:

    Eternal Darkness (gamecube)
    Silent Hill 1234 (ps/2)
    Resident Evil 1234 (uh, I think it's on n64, ps, and wii?)

    Please elaborate on said gaming experience. :]

    I've just been reading up on Eternal Darkness, which sounds cool as hell... and wanted to know what people thought about the others like it.
     
  10. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Looking like Timberlake is definitely not a good thing from what I've heard and by my very important opinion.

    I've been tagged a 'gentleman' by many of my lady friends, but I was anything but it in the Adidas shop tonight. The woman helping me didn't know the difference between any of the boots, namely the Absolados and Absolutes, and everytime I asked her a legitimate question, she looked at me questionably and said with atttitude, "No!" I ended up slamming the Copa I had in my hand back in the box, as I said, "********ing idiot" and then I walked past the salesman at the door and shook my head and said "What a useless fvk she is!" I've never felt like slapping a salesperson in my life so much before. I can deal with her knowing nothing, but she was looking for trouble by treating me like the numb skull.
     
  11. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    U should'a bought the copas then returned them :D that'd learn her....

    one of the great/annoying deals with playing American footy in the UK is alot of guys are too cheap to have bought new cleats since they prolly played rugby/soccer in skool, already this season I've seen 2 pairs of neon accelerators then today dude had the white ones on! We got a linebacker that always on about "de-cleating" guys when he hits them, man if he did I'd have robbed them preds like a pyke in the night!!!
     
  12. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Hahaha, that made me laugh. The little kid next door to me used to use the word 'learn' instead of teach. He also used to call Wimbledon 'Wombildin' so y'know ....

    Case seriously, too much use of the word Cleat(s) in one paragraph for my liking! Tone it down buddy!

    appleCORR
     
  13. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    *Cleats apps in the face*

    buddy
     
  14. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    I am watching an African XI vs World XI on Wednesday night...

    PLayers include Fernando Redondo, Ruud Gullit, Samual Eto'o...and THE Pele.

    I'll be sure to take some photos!
     
  15. Tony Dellbird

    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

    Mar 26, 2004
    Jolly Ol' England
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
  16. kaitster

    kaitster New Member

    Nov 2, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    So yesterday there was this 15 minute thunderstorm. It was right overtop of us... andddd I was trying to get my computer off so it wouldn't die, when I heard a really really REALLY f*#@ing loud crash/bang/whatever.

    Basically, lightning struck the huge tree in the yard behind ours. There is wood all over our neighbor's yard and our yard. We are lucky it didn't catch fire.

    [​IMG]
    This is a pic taken from my cellphone from my bedroom.

    There was even wood on our patio - lucky for my mom, it only reached the edge of the patio, because she was standing at the back door looking out the window and watched it happen.. think if that stuff flew through the window!
     
  17. Dr.Phil

    Dr.Phil Member+

    Jan 18, 2004
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow

    You are lucky it dint catch fire
     
  18. Footfield119

    Footfield119 Member

    Jan 18, 2006
    That looks smashing. Personally, I would have ran out and saved the kickback net.
     
  19. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Has anybody watched Maximiliano Moralez of the Argentinian u/20 World Cup team. He is only 5'2, and if you look at pictures of him, you'll see just how short he really is:eek:
     
  20. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes I watched the whole Tournament...:eek:
     
  21. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Did you see the first of Kun's two goals in the match the other day - it was pure magic. The 2nd was also classy. He really does stand out above the rest of his team mates.
     
  22. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Have you seen my boy Jozy Altidore he's a beast but then again I see him a lot at the NY games? So what do you think Euro material or just shite...Too bad our guys lost to Austria but they beat: Poland,Brazil & Uruguay.
     
  23. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    I've only ever seen Altidore play in a NY match on ESPN about a month back. He has a good build and can certainly cope with the MLS level, which is good at his age. He scored a clever goal goal in the match I watched.

    I really haven't watched that many US games though, because they don't seem to play with joy. They seem like they have been drilled in set practices and know little else. Teams like Argentina meanwhile play the game how I like to watch it. I'm not saying that either style of coaching is wrong or right, but it would be nice for the US to have more of a mix of the two concepts.

    I did see the highlights of the US - Austria match. Sure, the weather made the surface and ball slick, but that US keeper was shocking.
     
  24. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The US keeper was shocking and I do agree coaching here sucks all they do is try to make you stronger and faster and it sucks why can't we work on the technical part which will win you games more...IF you can move the ball fast and easily you won't get as tired and all that running won't be required...Quite shocking also that Argentina lost the Copa American good thing I didn't put any money on it...
     
  25. kumazou

    kumazou Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    Seattle, WA
    I liked watching the u20 WC qualifiers for Argentina more than the WC. Kun is great, but he's too much of a ball hog at this level. For the qualifiers, Maxi Moralez really stood out because Kun was in Spain. I had no idea how short he was.

    I'm so excited for the semi between Chile-Argentina. The Chilean u20 is much better than their senior squad. Arturo Vidal, Alexi Sanchez and Matias Vidangossy are so much fun to watch. Chelsea wanted to sign Sanchez when he was 15...thank god he signed with Udinese!
     

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