Holden was born in Scotland. So technically, he is British even if he doesn't play for a British national team. Just being a pain.
Thankfully he doesn't play for them. I'm pretty sure he likes having an actual team around him on the pitch!
So are we holden out for a new thread title? Or are we bolton to a new thread any time soon? This situation has my brain wandering.
"Texas Holden: The Turn and the River at Bolton" or "Holden at Bolton: This is a Thread About Stuart Holden, Who Currently Plays Soccer (Also Known as Football) for English Premiership Club Bolton Wanderers FC"
Stuart Holden: A Soccer Dad's Nightmare/ serious discussion only (Round 3) Or maybe I'm getting my threads mixed up.
Okay, I am shutting this bad boy down because of length. Somebody go ahead and start the next one. No guarantees I won't stick Grumpy's number 2 on there, though. If he'd only found a way to demonstrate the appropriate use of "than" as opposed to "then" in it, there's no way you'd have been able to stop me.