Hell Is Real & It's Watching Ohio's Teams Play Each Other: Crew @ Cincy | Match 29 - 8/25/19 6:00 PM

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What will be the result of the Crew's 8/25/19 match vs Cincinnati?

Poll closed Aug 25, 2019.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    21.4%
  2. Win by one goal

    30.4%
  3. Hell Is Real Loss (aka Canadian Win (née Tie))

    17.9%
  4. Lose by one goal

    7.1%
  5. Caleb Porter Disasterclass (formerly Lose by two or more goals)

    3.6%
  6. Now What's the Fuß?: Crew score ≥2 goals, take >12 shots, & concede 0 goals (worth 2 points!!)

    14.3%
  7. "When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Columbus because Cincy sucks." - Wil Trapp

    5.4%
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 chr1st, Aug 22, 2019
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 22, 2019
    Columbus Crew vs Fußball Club Cincinnati

    MLS Regular Season Match – Sunday, August 25, 6:00 PM – Nippert Stadium

    Broadcast: FOX Sports 1, FOX Sports app, 97.1 FM The Fan, ColumbusCrewSC.com, MLS LIVE on ESPN+

    Links:

    Vitals:
    Columbus Crew
    27 PTS / 28 G / 0.96 PPG | 7W-15L-6D | 29 GF / 42 GA / -13 GD | L5: WDDDL

    FC Cincinnati
    18 PTS / 26 G / 0.69 PPG | 5W-18L-3D | 26 GF / 61 GA / -35 GD | L5: LLLDL

    Goal Leaders:

    Columbus Crew
    Pedro Santos - 9
    Gyasi Zardes - 9
    David Accam - 2
    Gastón Sauro - 2
    Josh Williams - 2
    Luis Argudo - 1
    Bill Hamid - 1
    Federico Higuaín - 1
    Héctor Jiménez - 1
    Romario Williams - 1

    FC Cincinnati
    Allan Cruz - 5
    Emmanuel Ledesma - 4
    Kekuta Manneh - 3
    Darren Mattocks - 3

    Previous Meeting:
    August 10, 2019 @ MAPFRE Stadium
    Columbus Crew 2, FC Cincinnati 2

    Notes:
    STRAP THE HECK IN, KIDDOS, HELL IS REAL! PART POOP DEUX!

    ***HELL IS REAL KLAXON***
    [​IMG]
    Guys, Cincy is bad. Not just bad but so, so, so stinkin' bad. They're so bad, Skyline Chili is all like, "Whew, at least we aren't those guys." We can't let them win. WE. CAN. NOT. Hell, we can't let them score! GUYS, THE FUSSBOIS ARE REALLY BAD.

    Oh... but, for the love of Guille, we're so, so bad, too. ********.

    This is our Super Bowl of Daytona in the World Series. There is nothing left for us this season. This is all we have. DO IT, CALEB. DESTROY CINCINNATI!

    Discuss.
     
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  2. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Ass Ponys were a good band.
     
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  3. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    kill em all
     
  4. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let Guille sort 'em out.
     
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  5. hangthadj

    hangthadj BigSoccer Yellow Card

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Very good. I would have gone with Afghan Whigs though. Then again, I’m not the man of mystery, surprises, and (mostly) impeccable taste that @chr1st is.
     
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  6. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    White Trash Party would be an interesting pick but I thought we covered that a few game threads ago.
     
  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I very nearly went with White Trash Party but decided Grim captured my feelings a bit better.

    I will be very upset if we lose this one.
     
  8. boomshea

    boomshea Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Aug 22, 2018
    Game is on Fox Sports 1 because if MLS wants anything to be shown nationally; it is the two worst teams playing a meaningless game in August.
     
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  9. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bwomp, bwomp, you are correct. I was looking at the broadcast schedule for the first HIR match when I made the thread. Oops.

    Everyone, look at @boomshea! His broadcast info is right! He is smart and good. Me is Boo Boo the Fool.
     
  10. HectorM

    HectorM Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Pittsburgh
    So let me get this straight;

    Some FCKy fan burned a cheap, plastic knockoff Crew shirt on his filthy grill in the back yard of his doublewide, while pretending to be a Crew fan.

    Jeez, I know everybody wanted a real rivalry but is this bunch of mopes the best we can do?

     
  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Great two Grouchy points option, okay.

    Looking forward to this game, okay.

    Wish I could be there, okay.

    Hope CoachBot recalibrated, okay.
     
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  12. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    We're on national TV again? How are teams like LA and Atlanta supposed to get attention when we are hogging the TV spots? Sunday's the last straw. I'm not watching any more Crew games this year that are nationally televised. Join me in my boycott. #FairnessforMLS
     
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  13. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @chr1st is nothing but a weeb.

    says the guy who posts more anime related content than anybody else on this page.
     
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  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    I am going to lose my mind if Williams or Guzmán starts against Cincy.
     
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  15. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
  16. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I’ve been beating that drum for a few weeks, but it’s cool that there are going to be seven games on national TV in the next four days.
     
  17. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Beverly, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Disasterclass. As if there were any other option. lol
     
  18. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are so many seats available for this match. I thought they were known for selling out?

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  19. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    My brother emailed my tickets. We're in section 111. Ticket price there is $15.
     
  20. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    From what I'm seeing around the internet 111 & 112 will be well populated with Crew fans, and the NorOnTour section has filled in all the way down to 209.
     
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  21. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have tickets in 111.
     
  22. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Reminder for folks who don't go to many away games: wear yellow. It really makes you stand out as a Crew fan a lot more than black does. (Though we'll have so many people there on Sunday that a mix of yellow and black will look nice.)
     
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  23. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When the years go by and we mostly forget about this season, I will remember these pre-game threads post #1 by @chr1st which have been incredible.
     
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  24. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    Maybe they can move the match from Nippert to the Great American Ballpark to make it even more attractive.
     
  25. hangthadj

    hangthadj BigSoccer Yellow Card

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I mean I know virtually nobody watches nationally televised MLS games, but can you imagine anyone willingly switching over from the Below Deck marathon on Bravo for this dreck?
     

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