"Having a relationship with a woman is like baking a cake" - NSROT [17]

Discussion in 'Equipment and Gear Off Topic' started by Case, Dec 16, 2007.

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  1. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
  2. cjump

    cjump Member

    Jul 31, 2006
    North Carolina
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    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    if case is goose, then i am maverick.

    edit: "Highway to the Danger Zone"
     
  3. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    I'd rather have a Willie then a C*nt

    or

    I like to Talk Rubbish

    or

    Zac Effron uses Tampax
     
  4. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Moderator
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    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
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    Manchester United FC
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    England
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Hmmm ... I think considering its the 17th December we should have a festive title for this thread. Just my mind is blank at the minute. Its probably got something to do with the 2 hour lecture (so far) im having to sit through on stress and clinical management. I have never been so BORED in my whole life. Its actually numbed my brain so i physically cannot think ....

    appleCORR
     
  5. wrekinrak25

    wrekinrak25 Member

    Jan 12, 2007
    Atlanta, GA
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    You'll shoot your eye out kid!
     
  6. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Jingle balls
     
  7. thebigman

    thebigman Member+

    May 25, 2006
    Birmingham
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    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    apps you should know its practically not even politically correct to use christmas titles! we might offend another religion!!!

    what about a happy eed thread instead? lol
     
  8. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Yeah, I was seriously thinking the same thing tbh - don't think it would be fair to have a Christmas orientated thread title...
     
  9. BlackKratos

    BlackKratos New Member

    Aug 28, 2007
    Moscow right now.
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Something to do with the new year perhaps?
     
  10. wxcblue

    wxcblue Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Cardiff, Wales
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    Liverpool FC
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    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    “Who said who to what now?”
     
  11. joey8sg8

    joey8sg8 New Member

    Mar 26, 2007
    Tea Room
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    You're right we better keep it conservative. How about "Merry Christmas from God, Jesus, and the Bible"?
     
  12. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Moderator
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    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
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    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    OMG THAT MADE ME LAUGH!!!

    I seriously want that as the title for this thread!!! PLEASE!!

    appleCORR
     
  13. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Oooh can we can we can we can we!!!

    Guess it'll be upto whoever "won" the last thread, and on their head be it!!!
     
  14. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
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    New York Red Bulls
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    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    I agree is a cool title :cool:
     
  15. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Question: How do you split a hot girl up from her boyfriend?

    Answer: Find out he's a Chelsea fan, take her to her first football match at the Emirates and take pictures of her willingly wearing my Arsenal shirt.

    Hehehe. One text she got afterwards read something to the effect of "I'm not mad at you, I'm just gutted...you better not be wearing that thing still"

    :D
     
  16. kaitster

    kaitster New Member

    Nov 2, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    You really just made my day, sir.
     
  17. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Just looking...

    I know I've been drinking...but does Kait's profile really say that she supports Man Utd, Newcastle AND Chelsea???:eek:
     
  18. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    So im guessing what made matters worse is the chick was ONLY wearing bigg's goon shirt, willingly;)
     
  19. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    When I gave it to her she did say "I should have worn it as a dress"...
     
  20. Shrapnac

    Shrapnac Member

    Feb 19, 2007
    New Jersey
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Oh how I've missed the forums... For some reason I couldn't get on bigsoccer from home, only from work and I don't have the time to read the forums at work.

    Brain into off position, posting on bigsoccer resuming!
     
  21. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    Haha, and to think work is the reason I started posting on BS in the first place....
     
  22. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    I'd never let any girl wear my newest Arsenal home shirt - absolutely no chance I'm gonna let them mess it up with their makeup an all - no chance!!

    I've given a girl my brand new 04/05 home shirt that was wayy too small for, and managed to convert her into a Gooner...except we've found that EVERY match she has watched, we've dropped points. The only games she has watched is:

    Arsenal 2 - 2 Man Utd
    Newcastle 1 - 1 Arsenal
    Boro 2 - 1 Arsenal

    Thats damning evidence, especially since I banned her from watching the Chelsea and Dinamo game.
     
  23. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    She's worn my lucky shirt for one game, we won and beat the scum. Allllllllll good. I'm gonna get her to come next week!!! :D

    Good looking girl, but before the game the concept of football was lost on her. Top three were:

    1. She wanted to know where the programs were that said "Chelsea" instead of "Arsenal" on so she could get one for her boyfriend.

    2. She said "you'll have to tell me who's wearing what color and what way they are shooting". What colour shirt have you got on love. The non-red ones are Chavski in that case.

    3. She did have a great insight about Arsenal's repeated passing - about an hour in: "why the ******** do they keep passing the ball to one another? SHOOT MAN, SHOOT! SCORE!"

    Good looking girl, didn't matter that there was a lack of brains by the end of the boozing session we had afterwards :p As Andy Gray would say, "his tactics were shpot on, reet place at the reet time to bundle the ball in the net" :)
     
  24. kaitster

    kaitster New Member

    Nov 2, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    I'll give you that, since I knew it could easily be mistaken to try and fit so many clubs in there.

    It's actually CELTIC FC *thumbs up*
     
  25. Devil500

    Devil500 New Member

    Mar 7, 2006
    Section 101
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: TBA by TBC: NSROT [17]

    HAaha unless I met the girl at the game hell no I would not go to a game with her if she has no clue. God I can't wait till college hopefully in PA so I get the house to myself!! =D
     

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