Pic 1: For the tenth time this game, Cristman makes a complete hash of trapping a simple ball, passed along the ground. Pic 2: "Not again" thought Emilio, "what vibe am I giving off? It's like every time I come to watch a practice game, I get hit on by middle-aged Dudes in jeans." Pic 3: "That goalie looks big. Quick... angry face..."
Despite his teammates' best efforts to cheer him up, David Beckham just could not hide his disappointment at having to play in a Galaxy training uniform instead of the new 2012 kit.
Just think a happy little thought! Any happy little thought? Yup! Think of Christmas, think of snow, think of sleighbells and off you go, like reindeer in the skyyyyyyy. You can fly, you can fly, you can flyyyy!
As his teammates were sent sprawling across the field, it dawned on him that the Zangief Spinning Lariat was a poor choice of celebration....