(Hang)els in the Outfield - Crew @ NY Alphabet Soup | Match 28 - 8/21/19 19:00

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What will be the result of the Crew's 8/21/19 match vs NYCFC?

Poll closed Aug 21, 2019.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    10.4%
  2. Win by one goal

    10.4%
  3. Hell Is Real Loss (aka Canadian Win (née Tie))

    8.3%
  4. Lose by one goal

    33.3%
  5. Caleb Porter Disasterclass (formerly Lose by two or more goals)

    29.2%
  6. Gyasinho Golazo Bonanza™: Gya$$$$$$$$$i takes >2 shots & scores ≥2 goals (worth 2 points!!)

    6.3%
  7. "What do ties matter, Gyasi, at a time like this?" - CB9K

    2.1%
  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    The problem is that Caleb Porter is the worst combination of vain and cowardly. He figured there would be a better opportunity to save face if he went halfway in. The 1-0 loss and being run off the field was better in his mind than a 4-0 loss or what have you.

    He also has been exposed as having little confidence in his own abilities to develop players or impart his messages to his players. If he had that confidence or ability we would have seen something more than Santos out there attempting to make individual magic happen.
     
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  2. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To quote the esteemed @Jim Bach: what an egomaniacal dolt.
     
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  3. Dr.Fever

    Dr.Fever Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 19, 2018
    For all the talk of Sosa, I'll just say that I can see a pretty big improvement in the small sample size of Maloney's PT, than in the realtively much larger pool of PT Sosa has gotten.
     
  4. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Show me where Sosa has gotten two 90 minute games in a row?

    That's the point. Young players need games to improve. Sosa has 400 minutes this year. Maloney has gotten half that in 2 games.
     
  5. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At least the new Ghost Hunters episode wasn't terrible...
     
  6. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    I think too many people are overlooking the genius of Porter. He held back this game so we could be ready to claim the Hell is Real Cup. It really is the only hardware left which matters and is still obtainable....

    #TrophiesMatter
     
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  7. TRUJDUB

    TRUJDUB Member+

    Nov 22, 2015
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    He better win Sunday and he should have rested Santos by not playing him till much later in the gm i agree with Hang 100%
     
  8. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Do we really get a trophy for this or do we just win some hashtag or meme until we lose it again?
     
  9. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    At the very least we should get a replica billboard or tifo that the losing team's away supporters have to stare at for the entire 90 minutes.
     
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  10. DAFCrew

    DAFCrew Member+

    Feb 27, 2007
    Terre Haute, Indiana
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Some hashtag (hell, ANY hashtag) would be significantly more interesting, valuable, or more readily cherished than the Trillium Cup.
     
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  11. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    But...but...but the Trillium Cup is the kind of grassroots rivalry that 5th Ave loves to create.
     
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  12. Coupe

    Coupe Member+

    Mar 3, 2007
    I'm a little disappointed that I couldn't vote for Maloney for man of the match.
     
  13. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Speaking of MOTM, does Nordecke still hand out that belt?
     
  14. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    It's a bronze version of this guy on top of a nice wooden base:
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    and the winning players get a little patch on their jersey during next year's matches:
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I haven't seen it happen since the first time.
     
  16. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I love you.

    Let's ********in goooooooooo!
     
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  17. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Unconfirmed sources are telling me the Nordecke MOTM belt is hanging out in a closet somewhere with the V-Army scarf I gave to Jason Garey.
     
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  18. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Well, it's not the Carolina Challenge Cup, but it's a trophy ;)
     
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  19. MLSinSTL

    MLSinSTL Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 20, 2009
    Ohio - near a city
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Porter came here to win trophies, ok.
     
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