(Hang)els in the Outfield - Crew @ NY Alphabet Soup | Match 28 - 8/21/19 19:00

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What will be the result of the Crew's 8/21/19 match vs NYCFC?

Poll closed Aug 21, 2019.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    10.4%
  2. Win by one goal

    10.4%
  3. Hell Is Real Loss (aka Canadian Win (née Tie))

    8.3%
  4. Lose by one goal

    33.3%
  5. Caleb Porter Disasterclass (formerly Lose by two or more goals)

    29.2%
  6. Gyasinho Golazo Bonanza™: Gya$$$$$$$$$i takes >2 shots & scores ≥2 goals (worth 2 points!!)

    6.3%
  7. "What do ties matter, Gyasi, at a time like this?" - CB9K

    2.1%
  1. Coupe

    Coupe Member+

    Mar 3, 2007
    My opinion - play the best players (whoever that is) until eliminated. No rest for the weary.
     
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  2. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    The chances of us making the playoffs are slim. I would take a win over FCC as opposed to a win over Alphabet Soup.
     
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  3. Coupe

    Coupe Member+

    Mar 3, 2007
    I understand but I won't quit until there is no hope. There are probabilities and possibilities. It is still possible.
     
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  4. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    If this doesn't inspire our team, I don't know what will.

     
  5. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    A perfect shit storm of work and home drama has made it such that I had to juggle my work schedule and hangels will not be in the outfield tonight. RIP hangontour. (Thanks for the 10 hour service window, tomorrow McMillan. Really makes work and life planning great).

    It's a shame, since it's gonna storm like crazy tonight from the looks of it, and the only thing better than Nordecke Legend John Clem is Wet Nordecke Legend John Clem, so I'll definitely miss that.

    Here's to three points anyway and hopes that the remainder of the East Coast Elite that make the trip to Yankee Stadium leave happy.
     
  6. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lose by two or more.
     
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  7. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    As much as I hate to take off the heart and soul of the attack, I think Pedro needs a break. I doubt it happens but this seems like a great match to break out the 4-4-2. I'd even look at running Hamilton and Williams as the 2, mainly to give Zardes a mid-week break. I think Accam, Argudo, Trapp, and Mokhtar as the midfield with Afful, Crognale, Mensah, Maloney in the back would probably be what I rolled out if I was in FIFA. But it's a short week without much time to hammer in a tactics change so I'll stick with the 4-2-3-1.

    Zardes (Give him 60 minutes and bring in the reserves)
    Accam-Santos-Mokhtar (Sosa/Argudo are options for Santos but we'll see)
    Trapp-Artur (wouldn't be surprised to see Guzman slide in to give a rest to either one)
    Afful-Crognale-Mensah-Maloney (not a whole lot of options here)
    Room

    Another switch I'd consider is putting Williams at LB, with Maloney at RB and giving Afful a night off.
     
  8. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #33 chr1st, Aug 21, 2019
    Last edited: Aug 21, 2019
    I like the idea of a 4-4-2. I don't think we see it, though. I would really, really, really like to see our kids (and new signings) out there.

    Room
    Afful - Mensah - Crognale - Maloney
    Argudo - Artur
    Diaz - Sosa - Mokhtar
    Hamilton
    Bench: Kempin, Williams, Trapp, Guzmán, Santos, Accam, R. Williams
    We'll get ********ing smoked and it'll be glorious. But we'll probably see the same ol', same ol' shit:

    Room
    Afful - Mensah - Williams - Maloney
    Trapp - Artur
    Diaz - Santos - Mokhtar
    Gya$$$$$$$$$i
    Bench: Kempin, Crognale, Guzmán, Argudo, Sosa, Accam, R. Williams
     
  9. DAFCrew

    DAFCrew Member+

    Feb 27, 2007
    Terre Haute, Indiana
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I would say lose by one tonight, given the overall context. However, I believe in the "Sosa Factor." (And yes, I need something in which to believe. Don't judge me, you sanctimonious bastards!)

    Sosa gets his first of the season, and the Crew carry off an unlikely one-goal victory, but lose another player to injury due to a ridiculous three player collision that happens because they're basically playing on a U12 field. The other goal comes from Zardes, by the way, on a miraculous header from midfield in high wind that only two other people in the world could have made - one of them being Martin Riggs. Crew win 2-1. (NY's goal comes from former Crew Prospect, Ben Sweatt.)

    And just to prove the strength of my conviction in this matter, I voted lose by one in the Grouchy point contest that only matters because I couldn't Sheep League my way out of a wet paper bag. So yes, I'm hedging my bets.

    Given the overall theme of the traffic this week, I'd like to close this post with the immortal words of Frank Drebbin. "All I know is, don't bet on the white guy."
     
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  10. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If only CB9k wasn't mailing it in, maybe we'd see some of the kids play. Or a different formation. Or hell, even two forwards on the field at the same time (gasp!). I mean, everyone knows we're going to give up goals, so why not try to win 4-3? What's the worst that can happen - you lose another game in a lost season? You're not going to get the Wooden Spoon, but you solidify missing the playoffs. Whoop-tee-freaking-do. Go win a game, Caleb.
     
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  11. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew

    I love everything about this, but hasn't Sosa started 1-2 games? If wrong, I'll turn in my fan card.
     
  12. DAFCrew

    DAFCrew Member+

    Feb 27, 2007
    Terre Haute, Indiana
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Yes, he has. He's not getting his first start of the season, he's getting his first GOAL of the season. If not, may lightning strike me dead.
     
  13. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    OH ******** YES!!!!
     
  14. HectorM

    HectorM Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Pittsburgh
    Oh come on.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. HectorM

    HectorM Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Pittsburgh
    It doesn't get more official than when Knave declres you toast

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. DGA57v2

    DGA57v2 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Apr 1, 2019
    Magic number is 15 points... or any combination of 5 wins/losses.
     
  17. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nonsense.

    We were toast two weeks ago.

    If we'd have won vs FCC & Toronto instead of drawing, a win tonight would have us in 7th.
     
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  18. TRUJDUB

    TRUJDUB Member+

    Nov 22, 2015
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    We lose tonight and we are officially toast in my book but if we pull a Miracle upset then who knows but , I think we lose tonight

    J Williams will not be starting so what we can expect is the back line of Maloney , Crognale, Mensah and Afful

    Room will start but the other 6 spots who knows but I think Porter reads these boards And will plAy a 442 because we all agreed on something
     
  19. TRUJDUB

    TRUJDUB Member+

    Nov 22, 2015
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    True but maybe the Crew wanted to be extra dramatic just to test us .
     
  20. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
  21. Coupe

    Coupe Member+

    Mar 3, 2007
    Never tell me the odds!
     
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  22. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Difficult to be precise, Captain. I should say approximately seven thousand eight hundred twenty four point seven to one."
     
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  23. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  24. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Porter saving Zardes for the big game at Cincy. What a manager.
     
  25. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Excited to see Sosa and Accam do some damage.

    Artur, Guzman, and Afful. Not so much.

    Porter really has an eye on last place FC Cincy here. Respect the ambition.
     
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