"......Mulva...?" Also: "SERENITY NOW!" "George! Fight your fathah!" And thanks to the above poster who mentioned "The ones your mother laid out for you." That is some hilarious weirdness. Seinfeld claim to fame: Yadda Yadda Yadda Girl> sister of a good friend of mine.
Random Post: Michael Chicklis was in an episode of seinfeld. He was the guy who ordered the hooker that came to Jerrys apt.
The epsiode where Jerry and George go to the NBC executive's house to discuss their show about nothing, when the exec's daughter walks in and bends over to pick something up, exposing her cleavage. Jerry notices and elbows George to look. When George looks, though, he can't stop staring. The exec takes notices and simple states: "Get a good look, Castanza?" Classic!
Jerry: I can't take my eyes off that lineswoman. That lineswoman is absolutely mesmerizing. George: Boy you are really smitten. Jerry: I gotta talk to her. What do you think? George: Cold? How are you going to do that? You're not one of those guys. Jerry: I'm going to psyche myself into it like those people that just walk across the hot coals. George: They're not mocked and humiliated when they get to the other side. Jerry: I have to. I won't be able to live with myself. George: Wait a minute Jerry, there's a bigger issue here. If you go through that wall and become one of those guys I'll be left here on this side. Take me with you. Jerry: I can't. George: What are you going to say? Jerry: I don't know, "Hi". George: You think you're going to the other side with "Hi"? You're not going to make it. Jerry: Excuse me. (Woman ignores him) Excuse me? (Still ignores him) Oh that's nice. That's right ignore me. That's real polite. Nobody's even talking to you. All you big lineswoman. Oh you've got some kind of a cool job. I know your type thinking your too good for everyone, but it's women like you (woman turns around and notices him) oh well, what are you deaf? Laura: Bingo.
There are just so many classic episodes. I love the threesome one. Where Jerry decides not to have one because he doesnt want to be one of those guys, and grow a porn stash and use lots of oils. I also like the one where Kramer lets the Japanese executives sleep in his cabinets and they get stuck and Jerry's hands are numb and cant open the drawers so he tries to axe them open. I love the Maestro episode too. MAESTRO: Oh yeah, I've been at my house in Tuscany. KRAMER: Oh Tuscany huh? Hear that Jerry? That's in Italy. JERRY: I hear it's ah beautiful there. MAESTRO: Well if you're thinking of getting a place there don't bother. There's really nothing available. JERRY: (Surprised) Huh? Later: KRAMER: You know you hurt the Maestro's feelings. JERRY: Oh what, because I didn't call him Maestro? KRAMER: That's right. JERRY: Ya know I feel a little funny calling somebody Maestro. KRAMER: Why? JERRY: Because it's a stupid thing to be called. KRAMER: Jerry he's a conductor. JERRY: Oh conductor. He conducts the Policeman's Benevolent Association Orchestra. KRAMER: Well, he's still a conductor. JERRY: Well he sure worked pretty fast with Elaine. KRAMER: Oh, you should see him do 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'. (Kramer makes like a conductor and makes a classic Kramer sound) Later: GEORGE: Let me ask you something. When you go into a store, does it bother you that they make the security guard just stand there all day? JERRY: No. GEORGE: See, didn't bother Susan either. That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering. JERRY: Are you sensing anything right now?
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