Man that show was brilliant. Ive seen every episode at least 3 or 4 times.. What are your favourite parts? Mine were: He took it out Or The Ukraine So many classic moments..
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!! Moops! That's my move! It shrinks? Hello Newman! Low talker. The Virgin. The button. And I can go on and on - greatest show ever!
the parts between the opening and closing credits were usually prett good. actually, I have some seinfeld on my tivo right now. I'm off!
"VanDelay Industries. Say Vandelay!" "And you want to be my latex salesman" That episode had it all. The next Hernandez episode was great too.
George telling the marine biologist story of getting the golf ball out of the whale is pretty high on my list.
The Soup Nazi. But that's a given. But for me, when Teri Hatcher was on, and Jerry and Elaine were trying to figure out if that woman had breast implants... Oh, just the last line will do: "They're real, and they're spectacular!!" Oh god yes.
my favs are: the subway episode, man hands, the soup nazi, yada yada yada and george's answering machine. it's my favorite show of all time. i've must've seen every episode at least three times and it never gets old.
One of my favorite scenes is when George and Jerry try to infiltrate George's girlfriend's apartment to switch answering machine tapes because he had left a messege he didn't want her to hear. It was such a wacky scheme and George almost pussied. In the apartment, George distracted his girlfriend by telling her his father wears shoes in the pool...it was terrific. Another great scene was when Jerry, Newman and Kramer tried to uncover whether Jerry's accountant (?) was a cocaine user and Kramer had this whole undercover gig going and ended up smoking a cigare and drinking a beer at the same time and then putting the cigar backwards into his mouth...that was hillarious!
Oh come on!!! 1.) George Costanza in "The Opposite" George : Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction. Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me. (Takes a deep breath) George : My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Victoria : I'm Victoria. Hi. later... Victoria : Are you sure you don't wanna come up, I mean, it's only nine thirty. George : I don't think we should. We really don't know each other very well. Victoria : Who are you, George Costanza? George : I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. Don't forget...this is also the Coffee Table book episode... 2.) Cosmo Kramer in "The Fusilli Jerry" George: So, did you get your new plates? Kramer: Oh...yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their *vanity* plates. George: What do they say? Kramer: Assman. Jerry: Assman? Kramer: Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! then... [Kramer is driving Estelle home] Kramer: I just can't get over how fantastic you look. Estelle: Oh, really? Kramer: Oh, yeah. This takes twenty years off. Estelle: And it was all done by laser. I don't even need bandages. [As a car passes Kramer, someone yells out, "Yo, Assman! Look at the Assman!" Kramer waves]. Estelle: Did he say "Assman"? Kramer: Oh, yeah. Estelle: Oh my goodness. [Another car passes: "Hey, the Assman's in town!"] Kramer: You got that straight! Estelle: Boy. I never dreamed it could make such a difference. [Kramer makes a sudden stop, and in a protective gesture, he sticks his arm out in front of Estelle.] later... Frank: Getting an eye job like some Manhattanite, huh? Estelle: Well, it's already working. Kramer made a pass at me. Frank: Kramer made a pass at you? You're crazy. Estelle: I'm not crazy. He stopped short and made a grab. Frank: He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him! 3.) Frank Costanza in "The Strike" FRANK: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. KRAMER: Is there a tree? FRANK: No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting. KRAMER: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch. FRANK: Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space. The Airing of the Grievances, The Feats of Strength, 'A Festivus for the rest of us', The Festivus Pole - NO TINSEL!
I love Seinfeld, I've also seen every episode atleast 3 times. The Dealership and The Reverse Peephole are my favorite episodes. I can watch those over and over and never stop laughing. Also, the one where George has to buy Calzones for Steinbrenner, I forgot the name, but that episode is also great. Quotes from The Dealership: Jerry: Slapping hands is the lowest form of male primate ritual. Elaine: It's that bad? Jerry: What do you think the Nazis were doing? That was the "heil five." Jerry: Alright, alright. Alright, that’s enough! Let’s get back to my deal. That undercoating, that’s just a rip-off, isn’t it, David? Puddy: Oh, we don’t even know what it is. (Puddy is adding up all the extra charges) Puddy: Keys. Jerry: Keys? Puddy: How you gonna start it? Puddy: I can't give you black at that price. George: I have the window! George: Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch! Clerk: What about the 100,000 dollar bar? George: Nope, rice and caramel. Clerk: Nougat? Salesman: Let's just go for it like “Thelma and Louise”! Kramer: They drove to a dealership? Salesman: No, they drove off a cliff! Kramer: You're one sick momma… I like it! Salesman: So where are we going? Kramer: Just a little place I like to call… you'll see. George: (screaming) TWIIIIIIIIIX!!!!! (scene changes) Elaine: What was that? Puddy: Oh, there's a mental hospital near here. Elaine: You're a salesman now - and the high-five is… it's very grease monkey. Puddy: What did I tell you about that? Elaine: I'm sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid. Puddy: (Somewhat hurt) Oh yeah? I'll tell you what's stupid. You. Stupid. Elaine: Well, that is really mature. Puddy: Yeah? So are you. Elaine: Huh? Puddy: You're the grease monkey. Elaine: (Confused at his attempts at a comeback) Uh.. that doesn't make any sense. I am leaving. Puddy: Yeah, if you leave, we're through. Elaine: Fine! We're through! Puddy: Oh, so you're leaving? Elaine: (While leaving) That's right. (Mocking Puddy, she puts her hand up) High-five! (Turns around, putting her hand behind her back like he had done) On the flip side! (As Elaine is leaving, she mutters to herself) Takin' me to Arby's. George: It's wrinkled, it's worthless.