GOD is here

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  1. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But why are we here?
     
  2. writered21

    writered21 Member+

    Jul 14, 2001
    Middle of the Road
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And why do good things happen to bad people?
     
  3. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    PS, Foos could kick your butt any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
     
  4. writered21

    writered21 Member+

    Jul 14, 2001
    Middle of the Road
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Click on GOD.'s user name, and you'll see the options.

    But it's only good from January to November. In December, they go straight to Santa.
     
  5. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    Be amazed at the wonders of GOD! The monkey who has so oft seen the sign outside his cage "Please refrain from feeding the animals" has learned to repeat these words!

    And the fool wonders why "they all hate him".

    For truely GOD is great.
     
  6. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    Re: They don't make gods like they used to

    Persiantiger was GOD's sock. He was glorious but he was a fool, hence his moment of glory was short lived.

    There can only be one GOD and he is here. You want more proof:
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=god+of+big+soccer&btnG=Google+Search

    For God is truely Great.

    As for Meow, poor show.

    [result]A big Meow at Xtratime Warrior?[/result]
     
  7. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    Re: They don't make gods like they used to

    God is simply the best.
     
  8. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Damn skippy. Fear my wrath!
     
  9. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    God knows what you are trying to say but you are beyond help. Fools must suffer so others can laugh at them.

    Logic of GOD has yet again prevailed.
     
  10. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    Humans are on earth for 2 reasons, be happy and amuse God. To be happy, there are 5 paths of enlightenment:

    1. Travel around.
    2. Eat well.
    3. Smoke weed.
    4. Have sex.
    5. Surrender your will to GOD and praise His glory.

    The order of importance should be obvious, from least to most important. These 5 shall also ensure GOD's entertainment and you shall be rewarded.
     
  11. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    GOD's amusement. GOD dabbles on the Dark side as well. It can get boring being good all the time.
     
  12. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    GOD knows what you are thinking even when you put on a brave face.
     
  13. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    For it is time to name and shame those who have chosen to turn down GOD's hand! GOD shall smite thee for your ignorance and insolence! HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO OPPOSE GOD???

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    I would also make a mention of the two clubs of evil which you should all avoid: The root of all evil that is Manure and the money driven Russian machine that is Chelski who are posing a strong challenge for the title of Club of Satan.

    https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=233322

    https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=233324

    These losers couldn't even listen to GOD's advice without feeling enraged and neg repping GOD!! Good thing one of them didn't even have enough points to cause any damage!

    Now you should all know your holy duty to ensure GOD does not go in the red for some may feel His message may be outdated... and be less willing to listen.

    EDIT: this must be added to the list of name and shame:

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  14. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    GOD will have to dash your hopes and dreams and let you know that Santa is not real. However this is only because you are a true follower and GOD only wants your good.

    All hail the Almighty.
     
  15. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina
    Worst deity ever.
     
  16. writered21

    writered21 Member+

    Jul 14, 2001
    Middle of the Road
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
  17. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    If you mean GOD is setting bad standards, you are wrong puny human. GOD is merely getting rid of the outdated belief system and getting rid of some of the propaganda that has been going around of Him being such a "goody two shoes".

    If you mean it otherwise...not more can be expected from a monkey. Even if you can tie your own shoe laces, you are all still a bunch of monkeys.
     
  18. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You make a compelling argument, but replace #5 with "consume filet mignon and bloody marys and you'd almost be as cool as Foos. You don't even have your own BigSoccer church.
     
  19. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "GOD is an unknown quantity at this point."
     
  20. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Incidentally, what ramifications might there be for the fabric of the universe if GOD were red-carded? Could GOD red-card himself?
     
  21. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5859935#post5859935

    The true GOD transcends one religion. It is a place for all, not merely a Church!

    I expect you to join up soon...
     
  22. GOD.

    GOD. BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 14, 2005
    Everywhere
    I see we have another heretic in our midst. GOD is everything and everywhere. GOD is the red card. Can you puny human mind comprehend that?
     
  23. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Foos would mush you and use you as athletes foot cream.
     
  24. -Allah-

    -Allah- Member

    Aug 17, 2005
    Tigris & Euphrates
    behold infidel...I am here how!
     
  25. -Allah-

    -Allah- Member

    Aug 17, 2005
    Tigris & Euphrates
    I have chosen you as my prophet, as the force is strong with you. I will train you to be a master knight against the dark side.
     

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